Skip to comments.God Does Not Want 16 Kids(MEGA BARF ALERT)
Posted on 05/21/2007 6:24:57 PM PDT by Pinkbell
Who are you to judge? Who are you to say that the more than slightly creepy 39-year-old woman from Arkansas who just gave birth to her 16th child yes that's right 16 kids and try not to cringe in phantom vaginal pain when you say it, who are you to say Michelle Duggar is not more than a little unhinged and sad and lost?
And furthermore, who are you to suggest that her equally troubling husband -- whose name is, of course, Jim Bob and he's hankerin' to be a Republican senator and try not to wince in sociopolitical pain when you say that -- isn't more than a little numb to the real world, and that bringing 16 hungry mewling attention-deprived kids (and she wants more! Yay!) into this exhausted world zips right by "touching" and races right past "disturbing" and lurches its way, heaving and gasping and sweating from the karmic armpits, straight into "Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with you people?"
But that would be, you know, mean. Mean and callous to suggest that this might be the most disquieting photo you see all year, this bizarre Duggar family of 18 spotless white hyperreligious interchangeable people with alarmingly bad hair, the kids ranging in ages from 1 to 17, worse than those nuked Smurfs in that UNICEF commercial and worse than all the horrific rubble in Pakistan and worse than the cluster-bomb nightmare that is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise having a child as they suck the skin from each other's Scientological faces and even worse than that huge 13-foot python which ate that six-foot alligator and then exploded.
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Check out other mean liberal comments here where it is suggested the government should be more like China, and they make of the family while melting down over overpopulation.
Wow...his writing “style” is unbelievably bad.
I've always suspected Morford had a phantom vagina.
“18 spotless white hyperreligious interchangeable people with alarmingly bad hair”
Aren’t those libs full of fuzzy warmth for those not like them? Love the link to religiosity of the clan. Did they mention if they have more than one tooth each?
liberal=subhuman in this case
Mark Morford is a POS.
Here's the opening paragraph of a brief biography of Saint Catherine of Siena, who persuaded the Pope to return from his Babylonian exile in Avignon. I have always thought that she was a good illustration of why you can't have too many kids:
The Middle Ages were drawing to a close and the brave new world of the Renaissance was springing to life when Catherine Benincasa was born. The place was Siena, and the day was the feast of the Annunciation, 1347. Catherine and a twin sister who did not long survive were the youngest of twenty-five children. The father, Giacomo or Jacopo Benincasa, a prosperous wool dyer, lived with his wife Lapa and their family, sometimes comprising married couples and grandchildren, in a spacious house which the Sienese have preserved to the present day. As a child Catherine was so merry that the family gave her the pet name of Euphrosyne, which is Greek for Joy and also the name of an early Christian saint. At the age of six she had the remarkable experience which may be said to have determined her vocation. With her brother she was on the way home from a visit to a married sister, when suddenly she stopped still in the road, gazing up into the sky. She did not hear the repeated calls of the boy, who had walked on ahead. Only after he had gone back and seized her by the hand did she wake as from a dream. She burst into tears. Her vision of Christ seated in glory with the Apostles Peter, Paul, and John had faded. A year later the little girl made a secret vow to give her whole life to God. She loved prayer and solitude, and when she mingled with other children it was to teach them to do what gave her so much happiness.
The writer evidently is ...for a lack of a better description..a complete anal jackass with hemorrhoids for brains.
The author shows the height of arrogance as well as a big dash of stupidity.
Surely the writer is a Nancy Pelooser confident.
Can I assume these people are independantly wealthy and can afford this breeding program without my tax dollars?
The funky tattooed intellectual poetess has aborted all her "offspring" but none of them belonged to her genius anarchist husband, because he's gay.
no, no, it is not for this space to visualize frighteningly capacious vaginal dimensions. It is not for this space to imagine this couple's soggy sexual mutations.
I am also advising the mod's of my post here and will let them decide if it should remain.
Morford's projecting again.
I’m sorry Mark, but people can only have an excess of children when they glom off the social welfare teat in your little world, I suppose?
J.S. Bach had about twenty kids, by how many wives I do not know. This on a church musicians salary.
Me thinks Mark is more upset that the lady had kids and he can’t. Or he is Breederphobic.
I agree. As a writer, his goal is to have a column that gets read. Why are we helping him out? We already know he will say something amazingly stupid or evil in every column. Why do we let ourselves get upset by it and keep his name is circulation in the process?
Though 16 is a tad much for me for particular practical reasons (I suppose however that one could buy a small bus), I envy people with large families. My great grandma had 16 kids (3 died as infants) and my grandma-in-law had 9, and in both cases the families were joyous.
Duggar Reproductive Services: doing the job that other white Americans won’t do.
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