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God Does Not Want 16 Kids(MEGA BARF ALERT)
SFGate ^ | October 19, 2005 | Mark Morford

Posted on 05/21/2007 6:24:57 PM PDT by Pinkbell

Who are you to judge? Who are you to say that the more than slightly creepy 39-year-old woman from Arkansas who just gave birth to her 16th child yes that's right 16 kids and try not to cringe in phantom vaginal pain when you say it, who are you to say Michelle Duggar is not more than a little unhinged and sad and lost?

And furthermore, who are you to suggest that her equally troubling husband -- whose name is, of course, Jim Bob and he's hankerin' to be a Republican senator and try not to wince in sociopolitical pain when you say that -- isn't more than a little numb to the real world, and that bringing 16 hungry mewling attention-deprived kids (and she wants more! Yay!) into this exhausted world zips right by "touching" and races right past "disturbing" and lurches its way, heaving and gasping and sweating from the karmic armpits, straight into "Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with you people?"

But that would be, you know, mean. Mean and callous to suggest that this might be the most disquieting photo you see all year, this bizarre Duggar family of 18 spotless white hyperreligious interchangeable people with alarmingly bad hair, the kids ranging in ages from 1 to 17, worse than those nuked Smurfs in that UNICEF commercial and worse than all the horrific rubble in Pakistan and worse than the cluster-bomb nightmare that is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise having a child as they suck the skin from each other's Scientological faces and even worse than that huge 13-foot python which ate that six-foot alligator and then exploded.

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Check out their website with pictures here:

http://www.duggarfamily.com/

Check out other mean liberal comments here where it is suggested the government should be more like China, and they make of the family while melting down over overpopulation.

http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/10036

1 posted on 05/21/2007 6:24:59 PM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: Pinkbell

Wow...his writing “style” is unbelievably bad.


2 posted on 05/21/2007 6:28:50 PM PDT by xjcsa (In memoriam...Jerry Falwell, August 11, 1933 - May 15, 2007. Enter into your eternal inheritance.)
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To: Pinkbell
try not to cringe in phantom vaginal pain

I've always suspected Morford had a phantom vagina.

3 posted on 05/21/2007 6:29:11 PM PDT by SittinYonder (Ic ■Št gehate, ■Št ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille fur­or gan)
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To: Pinkbell

“18 spotless white hyperreligious interchangeable people with alarmingly bad hair”

Aren’t those libs full of fuzzy warmth for those not like them? Love the link to religiosity of the clan. Did they mention if they have more than one tooth each?


4 posted on 05/21/2007 6:29:16 PM PDT by laweeks
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To: Pinkbell

liberal=subhuman in this case
Mark Morford is a POS.


5 posted on 05/21/2007 6:30:44 PM PDT by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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To: Pinkbell
Boy. Talk about "hate speech."

Here's the opening paragraph of a brief biography of Saint Catherine of Siena, who persuaded the Pope to return from his Babylonian exile in Avignon. I have always thought that she was a good illustration of why you can't have too many kids:

The Middle Ages were drawing to a close and the brave new world of the Renaissance was springing to life when Catherine Benincasa was born. The place was Siena, and the day was the feast of the Annunciation, 1347. Catherine and a twin sister who did not long survive were the youngest of twenty-five children. The father, Giacomo or Jacopo Benincasa, a prosperous wool dyer, lived with his wife Lapa and their family, sometimes comprising married couples and grandchildren, in a spacious house which the Sienese have preserved to the present day. As a child Catherine was so merry that the family gave her the pet name of Euphrosyne, which is Greek for Joy and also the name of an early Christian saint. At the age of six she had the remarkable experience which may be said to have determined her vocation. With her brother she was on the way home from a visit to a married sister, when suddenly she stopped still in the road, gazing up into the sky. She did not hear the repeated calls of the boy, who had walked on ahead. Only after he had gone back and seized her by the hand did she wake as from a dream. She burst into tears. Her vision of Christ seated in glory with the Apostles Peter, Paul, and John had faded. A year later the little girl made a secret vow to give her whole life to God. She loved prayer and solitude, and when she mingled with other children it was to teach them to do what gave her so much happiness.

6 posted on 05/21/2007 6:33:25 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Pinkbell
ROFLMAO

The writer evidently is ...for a lack of a better description..a complete anal jackass with hemorrhoids for brains.

The author shows the height of arrogance as well as a big dash of stupidity.

Surely the writer is a Nancy Pelooser confident.

7 posted on 05/21/2007 6:33:34 PM PDT by OKIEDOC (Kalifornia, DUNCAN 08, ELECTION 2008, MOST IMPORTANT OF MY LIFE TIME)
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To: Pinkbell
Posting Mary Moford articles here is a social faux pas. Nobody has the slightest inclination to read that effete limp-wrist's insufferable, self-indulgent whining. He reminds me of my gaddamned daughter-in-law.


8 posted on 05/21/2007 6:34:09 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Fred Thompson in '08, baby!)
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To: Pinkbell

Can I assume these people are independantly wealthy and can afford this breeding program without my tax dollars?


9 posted on 05/21/2007 6:35:41 PM PDT by rickdylan
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To: SittinYonder
Where is, in other words, the funky tattooed intellectual poetess who, along with her genius anarchist husband, is popping out 16 funky progressive intellectually curious fashion-forward pagan offspring

The funky tattooed intellectual poetess has aborted all her "offspring" but none of them belonged to her genius anarchist husband, because he's gay.

10 posted on 05/21/2007 6:36:45 PM PDT by SittinYonder (Ic ■Št gehate, ■Št ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille fur­or gan)
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To: Pinkbell
I tried to reaqd the article. Morford is a complet ass, words fail to describe the contempt I have for him. But, even this is beyond the pale:

no, no, it is not for this space to visualize frighteningly capacious vaginal dimensions. It is not for this space to imagine this couple's soggy sexual mutations.

I am also advising the mod's of my post here and will let them decide if it should remain.

11 posted on 05/21/2007 6:37:38 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ("The military Mission has long since been accomplished" -- Harry Reid, April 23, 2007)
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To: xjcsa
try not to cringe in phantom vaginal pain

Morford's projecting again.

12 posted on 05/21/2007 6:37:52 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Pinkbell

I’m sorry Mark, but people can only have an excess of children when they glom off the social welfare teat in your little world, I suppose?


13 posted on 05/21/2007 6:37:54 PM PDT by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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To: Pinkbell

J.S. Bach had about twenty kids, by how many wives I do not know. This on a church musicians salary.


14 posted on 05/21/2007 6:38:12 PM PDT by RobbyS ( CHIRHO)
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To: Pinkbell

Me thinks Mark is more upset that the lady had kids and he can’t. Or he is Breederphobic.


15 posted on 05/21/2007 6:38:15 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 (The faithful will keep their heads down, their powder dry and hammer at the enemies flanks.)
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To: Pinkbell
Is Mark Moferd a homo? I mean why do so many anti-religious homos end up living in San Francisco? Would I want 17 children? No thank you, but at least someone is producing future tax payers to pay the social benefits of all those that are homos and don’t have children and all the baby killers who had their children vacuumed out. Frankly I wish the hideous author of this article had been aborted.
16 posted on 05/21/2007 6:38:33 PM PDT by mimaw
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To: Viking2002

I agree. As a writer, his goal is to have a column that gets read. Why are we helping him out? We already know he will say something amazingly stupid or evil in every column. Why do we let ourselves get upset by it and keep his name is circulation in the process?


17 posted on 05/21/2007 6:39:11 PM PDT by ZGuy (Democrats : Corrupt or deceived. There are no other options.)
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To: Pinkbell

18 posted on 05/21/2007 6:39:21 PM PDT by 50mm (la prensa dos en traducir mi lÝnea de etiqueta al inglÚs)
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To: Pinkbell
I read the first paragraph and thought to myself, "this sounds like Mark Morford...its gotta be the pillow biter." Yup.

Though 16 is a tad much for me for particular practical reasons (I suppose however that one could buy a small bus), I envy people with large families. My great grandma had 16 kids (3 died as infants) and my grandma-in-law had 9, and in both cases the families were joyous.

19 posted on 05/21/2007 6:39:36 PM PDT by M203M4
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To: Pinkbell

Duggar Reproductive Services: doing the job that other white Americans won’t do.


20 posted on 05/21/2007 6:39:43 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Will I be suspended again for this remark?)
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To: SittinYonder

21 posted on 05/21/2007 6:39:55 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: Viking2002

You are in my prayers.


22 posted on 05/21/2007 6:40:14 PM PDT by RobbyS ( CHIRHO)
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To: Pinkbell

He has a lovely family and I wished him God’s blessing and success.


23 posted on 05/21/2007 6:40:34 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God) .)
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To: rickdylan

“Can I assume these people are independantly wealthy and can afford this breeding program without my tax dollars?”

They take care of themselves. No government assistance.


24 posted on 05/21/2007 6:40:37 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: Pinkbell
Why that stupid silly woman! She wouldn’t have any children to populate this already overpopulated world if she would just use the same orifice that Morford uses for sex. The anus.
25 posted on 05/21/2007 6:40:58 PM PDT by appleharvey
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To: Pinkbell
Why that stupid silly woman! She wouldn’t have any children to populate this already overpopulated world if she would just use the same orifice that Morford uses for sex. The anus.
26 posted on 05/21/2007 6:41:00 PM PDT by appleharvey
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To: Pinkbell

If you can feed’em, you can breed’em.


27 posted on 05/21/2007 6:41:00 PM PDT by mc6809e
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To: Michael.SF.

Capacious or not, Morford’s just frightened by them.


28 posted on 05/21/2007 6:41:06 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Pinkbell
... that they will all be tragically encoded with the values of the homophobic asexual Christian right

What a contradiciton in logic?! I'd say he's just jealous because this hetero Christian couple are probably having more sex than he is.

29 posted on 05/21/2007 6:41:29 PM PDT by Tamar1973 (Every Thread a BYJ Thread (http://www.byj.co.kr/)!)
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To: Michael.SF.
no, no, it is not for this space to visualize frighteningly capacious vaginal dimensions. It is not for this space to imagine this couple's soggy sexual mutations.

The paper's editor must be on some serious drugs or he's being bribed by Morfart.

30 posted on 05/21/2007 6:41:49 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Will I be suspended again for this remark?)
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To: Pinkbell
Apparently God does want the Duggar's to have 16 kids, because that's what they have. Not only that, God apparently wants people like Morford to believe in zero population growth, because he has convinced them not to reproduce.

Demographics is destiny. The Duggars of the world have a future. The Morfords of the world will be remembered, if at all, as scraps of newsprint and URLs to be found a hundred years from now only by Duggars, not by Morfords.

31 posted on 05/21/2007 6:41:52 PM PDT by AZLiberty (President Fred -- I like the sound of it.)
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To: rickdylan

Yes, you can assume they (he) works for a living and they aren’t welfare people.

They will, however, be supporting out welfare state with their incomes long after you and I go to our reward.


32 posted on 05/21/2007 6:42:06 PM PDT by Marie2 (I used to be disgusted. . .now I try to be amused.)
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To: rickdylan

Looking at their house, money is NOT an issue.

Welfare could NEVER support THAT.

It’s a lovely family and they sure don’t look “attention deprived”. They look clean, happy and well loved.


33 posted on 05/21/2007 6:42:08 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God) .)
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To: rickdylan
Can I assume these people are independantly wealthy and can afford this breeding program without my tax dollars?

Not only that, they homeschool, so you don't have to worry that your tax dollars are paying for their education.

34 posted on 05/21/2007 6:42:29 PM PDT by SittinYonder (Ic ■Št gehate, ■Št ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille fur­or gan)
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To: Pinkbell

Why isn’t the author ashamed of his own bias, hatred and prejudiced attitude? Where is the love and compassion?


35 posted on 05/21/2007 6:42:53 PM PDT by Tax Government (democRats: America's very own criminal Baaaa...Baaaath party.)
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To: Pinkbell

Well, God also doesn’t want 16 random sex partners of the same sex either, or did you not get that memo “Mr.” Morford??


36 posted on 05/21/2007 6:42:56 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (FReepmail me to join the FR Idaho Ping List.)
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To: Pinkbell
"phantom vaginal pain"

I'm sure Ms Morford has these all the time.

37 posted on 05/21/2007 6:43:17 PM PDT by Pietro
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To: Pinkbell
My Grandmother was the second youngest of 20, but they were Mormons and all vote Republican, they all seem remarkably sane and still breed like rabbits.

My Irish Grandmother, had an older sister who had 20 kids, and they all vote Liberal in Canukistan, I think that most of my generation only had a couple of kids.

39 posted on 05/21/2007 6:44:42 PM PDT by Little Bill (Welcome to the Newly Socialist State of New Hampshire)
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To: Pinkbell

*DOWD WITH A PENIS ALERT*


40 posted on 05/21/2007 6:48:32 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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To: Pinkbell
Wow. That was the meanest piece of journalism I have ever read.

Someone should tell they guy if God doesn't want someone to have 16 kids, they won't have 16 kids!

41 posted on 05/21/2007 6:49:02 PM PDT by instantgratification
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To: Pinkbell

Michael Irvin of Dallas Cowboys fame has 18 brothers and sisters. I wonder if this guy would write so scathingly about his family.


42 posted on 05/21/2007 6:49:27 PM PDT by nativist (Weigh into them!)
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To: Pinkbell

Michael Irvin of Dallas Cowboys fame has 18 brothers and sisters. I wonder if this guy would write so scathingly about his family.


43 posted on 05/21/2007 6:49:40 PM PDT by nativist (Weigh into them!)
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To: xjcsa
Mark Mofford is one of the worst journalist out there. His writing style is atrocious. But he says what he thinks everyone in SF is really thinking, so that is OK.

I come from a family of ten children, I'd love to send Mr Mofford a picture of our family, which now numbers 51.

I have seen the various Duggar family specials on TLC. Personally, I don't think I would have 16 children, but they seem to be loved and care for and wanted. My pet peeve (and I don't mean to offend anyone) is those parents who gives made up spelled names to their kids to match initials. Poor Jinger (pronounced as Ginger.) Otherwise, to each their own.

And Mr Mofford needs to come to Utah and visit. We have lots and lots of families with many children. Mofford did make one astute observation however. The religous people are out-reproducing those oh-so-enlightened souls who believe in overpopulation, the environment, and are liberals. I think Mofford should also be notified that Michelle Dugar is expecting her 17th baby in July 2007.

44 posted on 05/21/2007 6:49:50 PM PDT by Utah Girl
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To: Pinkbell

Only in San Francisco would a man named Mark Morford cringe in phantom vaginal pain.

On another note, it’s really none of his business, though I’m sure in his city, 18 partners would be much more socially acceptable. (Sorry all, but the busybody brigade has driven me to irritation today).


45 posted on 05/21/2007 6:50:04 PM PDT by keepitreal
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To: rickdylan
Can I assume these people are independantly wealthy and can afford this breeding program without my tax dollars?

Yep. Jim and Michelle were real estate agents when they were first married, and apparently made a killing selling land.

46 posted on 05/21/2007 6:51:00 PM PDT by Utah Girl
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To: Pinkbell

I think big families are great. I met one blended family where the father had 10 kids before his wife died of cancer and he married a woman with 10 of her own. RATs hate these people, I think, because they hate, in general, the concepts of responsibility, faithfulness and dedication to family.


47 posted on 05/21/2007 6:51:01 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Current tagline banned under hate speech laws.)
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To: RobbyS

Two.


48 posted on 05/21/2007 6:51:05 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (LPFOKETT GAHCOEEP-w/o*)
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To: ZGuy
On the upside, I doubt that posting this teabagger's arrogant sniveling here is doing much for the SF Gate's circulation numbers. LOL :-)


49 posted on 05/21/2007 6:51:59 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Fred Thompson in '08, baby!)
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To: Pinkbell

The SFGate is a homosexual newspaper
Homosexuals can’t have children.
Thus
The SFGate has to justify thier sour grapes for the deviant behavior which gives nothing to society...


50 posted on 05/21/2007 6:52:00 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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