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God Does Not Want 16 Kids(MEGA BARF ALERT)
SFGate ^ | October 19, 2005 | Mark Morford

Posted on 05/21/2007 6:24:57 PM PDT by Pinkbell

Who are you to judge? Who are you to say that the more than slightly creepy 39-year-old woman from Arkansas who just gave birth to her 16th child yes that's right 16 kids and try not to cringe in phantom vaginal pain when you say it, who are you to say Michelle Duggar is not more than a little unhinged and sad and lost?

And furthermore, who are you to suggest that her equally troubling husband -- whose name is, of course, Jim Bob and he's hankerin' to be a Republican senator and try not to wince in sociopolitical pain when you say that -- isn't more than a little numb to the real world, and that bringing 16 hungry mewling attention-deprived kids (and she wants more! Yay!) into this exhausted world zips right by "touching" and races right past "disturbing" and lurches its way, heaving and gasping and sweating from the karmic armpits, straight into "Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with you people?"

But that would be, you know, mean. Mean and callous to suggest that this might be the most disquieting photo you see all year, this bizarre Duggar family of 18 spotless white hyperreligious interchangeable people with alarmingly bad hair, the kids ranging in ages from 1 to 17, worse than those nuked Smurfs in that UNICEF commercial and worse than all the horrific rubble in Pakistan and worse than the cluster-bomb nightmare that is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise having a child as they suck the skin from each other's Scientological faces and even worse than that huge 13-foot python which ate that six-foot alligator and then exploded.

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To: SittinYonder

21 posted on 05/21/2007 6:39:55 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: Viking2002

You are in my prayers.


22 posted on 05/21/2007 6:40:14 PM PDT by RobbyS ( CHIRHO)
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To: Pinkbell

He has a lovely family and I wished him God’s blessing and success.


23 posted on 05/21/2007 6:40:34 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God) .)
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To: rickdylan

“Can I assume these people are independantly wealthy and can afford this breeding program without my tax dollars?”

They take care of themselves. No government assistance.


24 posted on 05/21/2007 6:40:37 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: Pinkbell
Why that stupid silly woman! She wouldn’t have any children to populate this already overpopulated world if she would just use the same orifice that Morford uses for sex. The anus.
25 posted on 05/21/2007 6:40:58 PM PDT by appleharvey
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To: Pinkbell
Why that stupid silly woman! She wouldn’t have any children to populate this already overpopulated world if she would just use the same orifice that Morford uses for sex. The anus.
26 posted on 05/21/2007 6:41:00 PM PDT by appleharvey
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To: Pinkbell

If you can feed’em, you can breed’em.


27 posted on 05/21/2007 6:41:00 PM PDT by mc6809e
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To: Michael.SF.

Capacious or not, Morford’s just frightened by them.


28 posted on 05/21/2007 6:41:06 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Pinkbell
... that they will all be tragically encoded with the values of the homophobic asexual Christian right

What a contradiciton in logic?! I'd say he's just jealous because this hetero Christian couple are probably having more sex than he is.

29 posted on 05/21/2007 6:41:29 PM PDT by Tamar1973 (Every Thread a BYJ Thread (http://www.byj.co.kr/)!)
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To: Michael.SF.
no, no, it is not for this space to visualize frighteningly capacious vaginal dimensions. It is not for this space to imagine this couple's soggy sexual mutations.

The paper's editor must be on some serious drugs or he's being bribed by Morfart.

30 posted on 05/21/2007 6:41:49 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Will I be suspended again for this remark?)
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To: Pinkbell
Apparently God does want the Duggar's to have 16 kids, because that's what they have. Not only that, God apparently wants people like Morford to believe in zero population growth, because he has convinced them not to reproduce.

Demographics is destiny. The Duggars of the world have a future. The Morfords of the world will be remembered, if at all, as scraps of newsprint and URLs to be found a hundred years from now only by Duggars, not by Morfords.

31 posted on 05/21/2007 6:41:52 PM PDT by AZLiberty (President Fred -- I like the sound of it.)
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To: rickdylan

Yes, you can assume they (he) works for a living and they aren’t welfare people.

They will, however, be supporting out welfare state with their incomes long after you and I go to our reward.


32 posted on 05/21/2007 6:42:06 PM PDT by Marie2 (I used to be disgusted. . .now I try to be amused.)
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To: rickdylan

Looking at their house, money is NOT an issue.

Welfare could NEVER support THAT.

It’s a lovely family and they sure don’t look “attention deprived”. They look clean, happy and well loved.


33 posted on 05/21/2007 6:42:08 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God) .)
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To: rickdylan
Can I assume these people are independantly wealthy and can afford this breeding program without my tax dollars?

Not only that, they homeschool, so you don't have to worry that your tax dollars are paying for their education.

34 posted on 05/21/2007 6:42:29 PM PDT by SittinYonder (Ic þæt gehate, þæt ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille furðor gan)
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To: Pinkbell

Why isn’t the author ashamed of his own bias, hatred and prejudiced attitude? Where is the love and compassion?


35 posted on 05/21/2007 6:42:53 PM PDT by Tax Government (democRats: America's very own criminal Baaaa...Baaaath party.)
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To: Pinkbell

Well, God also doesn’t want 16 random sex partners of the same sex either, or did you not get that memo “Mr.” Morford??


36 posted on 05/21/2007 6:42:56 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (FReepmail me to join the FR Idaho Ping List.)
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To: Pinkbell
"phantom vaginal pain"

I'm sure Ms Morford has these all the time.

37 posted on 05/21/2007 6:43:17 PM PDT by Pietro
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To: Pinkbell
My Grandmother was the second youngest of 20, but they were Mormons and all vote Republican, they all seem remarkably sane and still breed like rabbits.

My Irish Grandmother, had an older sister who had 20 kids, and they all vote Liberal in Canukistan, I think that most of my generation only had a couple of kids.

39 posted on 05/21/2007 6:44:42 PM PDT by Little Bill (Welcome to the Newly Socialist State of New Hampshire)
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To: Pinkbell

*DOWD WITH A PENIS ALERT*


40 posted on 05/21/2007 6:48:32 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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