Essex girl fills White House race with lurve

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article1813550.ece ^

[Grendel9]

On her MySpace website she lists one of her favourite bands as Coldplay and says her heroes are “my beautiful husband and anyone else who embraces peace”. She describes Dennis as a “very philosophical, deep thinking person” rather than a new age type, but he is a vegan, unlike her — she still cannot resist occasional dairy products.

At Kent she unexpectedly signed up for a master’s degree in conflict resolution after meeting the course lecturer in a pub. She knew she had chosen the right subject when her final exam took place on September 11, 2001.

“The rest of the world was sending out its love to America but US officials just wanted to kick out. I remember thinking then I’d love to come to America and help them to reconcile with the rest of the world,” she said.

[LantzALot]

who has been compared to Gollum.

ROTFL!

[sportutegrl]

At least she can’t run for president.

[MinuteGal]

I think they both got a satisfactory deal out of this marriage made in plastic heaven.

She gets to look at the top of his head for the rest of her life and he gets to look at her boobs.

Leni

[LantzALot]

See Essex Girl Jokes

[LantzALot]

The link didn’t go where I thought it would, but once there, click on Item 2, “Essex Girl Jokes.”

[Suzy Quzy]

You don’t get your TONGUE PIERCED unless you are a tramp.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Yep, I’d say that’s a pretty good rule of thumb.

[SlowBoat407]

Note to self: if I ever heckle Dennis, remember to yell "How's the wife's toungue stud workin'?"

If he had any sense of humor, he'd say, "I'm just fine, thank you."

That's what I'd say, anyway...

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Not sure.

He’ll get to look at two boobs for the rest of his life...she’ll only get to look at one.

[itsamelman]

[MinuteGal]

I like your line better.

ROTFLMAO!

Leni

[MinuteGal]

Every time I think that freepers can't get more clever or witty than they are, I see a post like yours.

Leni

[agrace]

Every time I think that freepers can't get more clever or witty than they are, I see a post like yours.

I agree. I think I just lost five pounds laughing. Too funny.

And by the way, maybe it's just me, but it seems a little odd to me that she would have an active page on My Space...or am I just ignorant of those who use it? I thought it was a teen thing, not to mention that she's the wife of a US rep.

[Mike Bates]

[drpix]

Great find!