[beethovenfan]

“Is that a gun under your gown or are you just glad to see me?”

[Enchante]

BILL CLINTON: “Mmmmm, I’m just counting all the future interns here! Ladies, leave your resumes and your favorite pair of panties for my most careful consideration!”

[toddlintown]

I”ll hit it!”

[RDTF]

ahhh what nice hands you have little darlin (before he looked down and realized it was her mother’s hand)

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

“Say, honey, I like that blue dress you have under your gown.”

[napscoordinator]

Where is Hillary? Where is Hillary?

(He is looking over the girl for some reason...)

[farmer18th]

"Excuse me," former president Bill Clinton begged Middlebury Students, "I broke wind. That always happen when a bunch of radical feminists give me a degree!"

Later the former president was heard whispering to Middlebury Chancellor, Ming Miller, "which one was my comfort girl again?"

[SquirrelKing]

All right! I now have a Masters in Bating! Get it?

[No Blue States]

[OESY]

BJ Clinton: "I juss luv talkin' jabberwocky to these people. They're so adoring.
They juss laff at anything I say. Man, I can juss smell the fish jumpin' tonight."

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[sweet_diane]

“Aaaahhhhh...college co-eds! YeeeHawwww!”