Posted on 05/29/2007 10:50:32 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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“It looks like a French whorehouse.”
You should see the picutures of the inside of Putin’s plane.
I want one. The 744 has always been my favorite..
AlGore might need one to spread his message, wonder how many carbon credits he’ll have to buy from himself to feel virtuous LOL
Now I can Start a VIP Carbon Credit Business... I see the Potential Like Boeing... Sky’s the Limit!
Top Ten Features of the New Airbus A380
More service areas so flight attendants can ignore you from shorter distancesGarrett G, Carmel
Full scale Civil War reenactmentsMichelle O, Las Vegas, NV
Taxi service to the bathroomCharlie B, Gainesboro, TN
Can travel on the same plane with your ex-wife and not worry about running into herJohn M, Walnut Creek
To save on fuel costs, runs entirely on Diet Coke and MentosRob K, Dyer, IN
Peanuts the size of watermelonsRandy K, Scottsdale, AZ
On-board rehab facilities for pilotsTim S, McKeesport, PA
In case of extended wait on tarmac, easily transforms to an EconolodgeGreg L, Bakersfield, CA
Washrooms are spacious enough to accomodate Ralph Fiennes and “guest”John P, Burlington
Much larger snakes Fred B, Liverpool, NY
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/index/php/20070331.phtml
I liked the 747-127.
Must be the design for the Saudi Royal Family.
Used to see one like that parked at Love Field for flights to Hawaii. Beautiful.
My favorite 744-UAL
post #15 — it’s to reach the wine rack.
I offer these off-sets for sale to people who fly in executive jets. Beginning this fall I will offer carbon off-sets to passengers who fly on commercial airlines.
For a small fee I will transfer units of off-set credits to your account in the Algore National Off-set Bank.
Gotta love them BBJ’s. The only problem is, what happens during the inevitable air turbulence? Do pax wear seat belts while sitting at the table or reclining on that lounge?
Ah hell, I was just going to compensate for my small penis by buying the 737 BBJ for $40 Million, now they are going to have an even bigger BBJ??? Guess I’ll have to keep saving... sigh.
“post #15 its to reach the wine rack.”
Nice try, but who would ever put wine up where you need to climb a ladder to reach it? Still wondering what that ladder is really for.
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