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You Might Be an Illegal Alien if . . .
Posted on 06/13/2007 2:46:00 PM PDT by Do Be
Humor folks. I know emotions run hot on this issue(mine do), but spew your anger elsewhere. This is for fun.
I was talking with one of my customers today and the subject of Jeff Foxworthy and his "You might be a redneck if .. . " humor came up and I said, what if there was humor about you might be an illegal alien if . . and he said,
You might be an illegal alien if you go to the DMV and there is a long line and you get moved to the front of the line."
And I laughed and said yeah or, "You might be an illegal alien if you crash a party and then decide to never leave and just live there, rent free, for occasionally taking out the trash and other things the members of the family don't want to do."
And driving later in the car I thought, "You might be an illegal alien if Bush is concerned about the quality of your life."
So, have at it.
You might be an illegal alien if . .
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: alien; aliens; amnesty; humor; illegal; illegals; immigrantlist; redneck
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To: Do Be
You might be an illegal alien,
If you can Vote but can’t rent from Blockbuster...
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posted on
06/13/2007 2:57:34 PM PDT
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
To: beaversmom
...you spend two hours a day in 7/11 or Home Depot parking lots.
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posted on
06/13/2007 2:57:51 PM PDT
by
Pharmboy
([She turned me into a] Newt! in '08)
To: Do Be
Hateful is for schoolchildren and liberals, illegal aliens are the salt of the earth (under the deepest wound you ever saw).
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posted on
06/13/2007 2:57:56 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: Ozokerite Boryslaw; xsmommy; xcamel
... if you’re paid in cash, pay no taxes and no social security, and have no withholding, can pay all your monthly bills for you and your extended family, enjoy a new truck and free schooling
...
and still send home more money a week than somebody making twice the minimum wage.
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posted on
06/13/2007 2:58:07 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Do Be
...You qualify for the President’s “No Illegal Left Behind” program...
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posted on
06/13/2007 2:58:08 PM PDT
by
SierraWasp
(I'm not just "in contempt of CONgress," now I'm in contempt of all 3 branches of our governments!!!)
To: Do Be
If you know exactly how many adults can fit in the trunk of a ‘87 Impala, you might be an illegal alien.
If you’ve ever given The Home Depot’s parking lot as your home address, you might be an illegal alien.
If you think that driving 20 MPH in the fast lane is being inconspicuous, you might be an illegal alien.
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posted on
06/13/2007 2:58:48 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
(The 2nd Amendment isn't about sporting goods.)
To: dragnet2
Geography is durable; demography is elastic.
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posted on
06/13/2007 2:58:56 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: dragnet2
dragnet2
How right UR. I too am unable to celebrate the destruction of the only home I have ever known.
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posted on
06/13/2007 2:59:08 PM PDT
by
353FMG
(Some say it's a melting pot, others liken it to a pressure cooker.)
To: Kozak
re: If you can Vote but cant rent from Blockbuster...)))
so far, I'm voting yours the best. And I can even rent from Blockbuster.
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posted on
06/13/2007 2:59:14 PM PDT
by
Mamzelle
("Mr. Elite Pro-Amnesty Republican--has your family ever employed illegal labor?")
To: beaversmom
That is goodI had to laugh at the one because I know thats happened. It happened to me first-hand. I offered to go back in and get him all the clothes he needed and pay for them myself. He just and (through his translator friend) said he didn't need the pants, just stole them for the fun of it.
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posted on
06/13/2007 2:59:21 PM PDT
by
ElkGroveDan
(When toilet paper is a luxury, you have achieved communism.)
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
06/13/2007 2:59:25 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: dragnet2
I see nothing funny about this ever escalating issue, one that is certain to change the course and direction of this country, leading to it's eventual demise. That's too bad. I've laughed several times at the few responses already. I bet you $5.00 you can't read through this topic by the end of next week and not smile at least once.
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posted on
06/13/2007 3:00:24 PM PDT
by
Do Be
(The heart is smarter than the head.)
To: Do Be
You might be an illegal alien if you drive by the DMV and they throw a valid drivers license in your window.
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posted on
06/13/2007 3:00:26 PM PDT
by
Boiling point
(The Indians had a bad immigration policy and look what happened to them!)
To: Do Be
You might be an illegal alien if this is on your summer reading list...
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posted on
06/13/2007 3:00:45 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: Do Be
Someone asks you for your Social Security number, and you have to look it up.
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posted on
06/13/2007 3:00:51 PM PDT
by
colorcountry
( We need to move away from the Kennedy Wing of the Republican Party. (Duncan Hunter))
To: Ozokerite Boryslaw
"If the #2 on your touch-tone phone is worn out."Awlrite, I'll bite... Please explain cause I just can't git it!(cringe)
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posted on
06/13/2007 3:01:31 PM PDT
by
SierraWasp
(I'm not just "in contempt of CONgress," now I'm in contempt of all 3 branches of our governments!!!)
To: Do Be
If you drive an 80’s honda accord drunk.
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posted on
06/13/2007 3:01:58 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
To: Do Be
You might be an illegal alien if: You're not required to pay back taxes. ;P
To: SierraWasp
English? press one.....Espanol? numero dos
To: Do Be
You might be an illegal alien if you use this mode of transportation to get to work in Los Angeles (or any other large metropolitan sanctuary city...)
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posted on
06/13/2007 3:04:38 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
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