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To: Do Be

Illegal Alien’s Poem

I visit US, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, “You come no more,
We send cash right to your door.”

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid, it keep you healthy!
I go to college, for me it’s free,
and now I have a Ph.D.

By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor’s patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,

“Find more aliens for house to rent.”
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby— it’s called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.


5 posted on 06/13/2007 2:51:34 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Global Warming is Leftist Theology - Why is it Being Taught in School?)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Cute.

Still makes me mad though.

15 posted on 06/13/2007 2:54:39 PM PDT by Do Be (The heart is smarter than the head.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
That is

excellent!


46 posted on 06/13/2007 3:06:35 PM PDT by wearearepublic
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To: Responsibility2nd

Pissed me off and made me smile at the same damned time.


60 posted on 06/13/2007 3:25:59 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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