[Keli Kilohana]

If only Boosh had signed the Kyoto Protocol, Nifong would not be in this mess either.

[iceskater]

This is from The Onion, right?

This guy can’t be serious...

[Savage Beast]

It makes about as much sense as anything else the Left and that gang that runs the U.N. have to say.

[Oberon]

Okay...so this is satire, right?

[nevergore]

Since this was a “fake” rape does that mean that global warming is “fake” as well????

Hmmmmmmmm....makes me think.....

[IrishMike]

It was on the Drudge site where this guy blamed Darfur on global warming.
John Bolton, where are you man ?
The lunatics are running the asylum.

[Ditter]

The drought is not the fault of global warming. The fault lies with Texas. Texas has stolen all NC’s rain. Bush and Rove are from Texas and when the storm systems pass over Texas they are extracting all the moisture here. I have developed webbed toes from all the rain and my dogs have started to quack. so, as usual, it’s Bush’s fault.

[SeaHawkFan]

I enjoy reading good satire. but this guy isn’t very good; at all. First of all, it’s not funny.

[kalee]

When there was enough rain, he said, black field workers made a good living. But when Global Warming began to affect the rainfall in the Duke area, wealthy field workers like Crystal Mangum were driven to find other jobs—sometimes prostitution. Is this a joke? Please tell me this is a joke.

[TomGuy]

Channel surfing yesterday afternoon, I happened to stop on The Weather Channel (for about 2 minutes). They had a full program on Global Warming, with mention of Kyoto, Kerry vs Gingrich, Gore, etc.

They are buying this fraud, and they are trying to re-sell it to their viewership.

Why? Grants. This topic is getting funds for grants from the US government, from the EU, from the UN. Even Homeland Security Department is making available $$millions in grants to study Global Warming. Grants become lucrative endeavors.

It was Global Cooling in the 70s. It has been Global Warming for a while. And when Mother Nature doesn’t cooperate, they call it Global Climate Change. [Mother Nature has been been changing climate, twice a year, for eons. It slowly gets cold — it’s called winter. It slowly gets hot — it’s called summer.]

[HereInTheHeartland]

“For the first time in memory, there was no longer enough food and water for Crystal’s children. So, being a good mother, she became an exotic dancer.”.

“The UN must stop Global Warming,” he said, “so that more than two million people exotic dancers may return to the more lucrative work in the fields.”

Too funny; the sad thing is that many on left would actually believe something like this.

[DustyMoment]

Wow. And we thought Kofi Annan was an embarrassment. The UN ambassadors should all be wearing burkhas to hide their faces.

[Fawn]

How could ANYONE take the UN seriously??

[NeoCaveman]

I can’t believe it’s not Scrappleface.