Liberalism And Lobotomies By Dennis Campbell (11/19/03)
A lobotomy, of course, is what was done to actor Jack Nicholson in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" when the front portion of his brain was removed, reducing him to a near-vegetative state (there has been no confirmation of the rumor that the same procedure was performed on Sen. Teddy Kennedy).
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he surely must want every Republican to become a Democrat, because if his desire to lobotomize all Republicans were actually fulfilled, there no longer would be any conservatives left at Wells College and the faculty would be 100% liberal. One can only assume this is the professor's goal: Lobotomize Republicans so they will become Democrats.
If my assumption is correct, this is a refreshing, if unintended, bit of honesty. He has confessed that the only way a conservative will become liberal is if a portion of his brain is removed.
Any conservative could have told him that.
Oh, this is rich...Sharon Osbourne thinks someone needs a lobotomy? Uh, Sharon...Have you taken inventory of YOUR LIFE lately?