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To: CarrotAndStick
I just thought of an amusing conversation that kind of sums this whole thing up.

Germany: "We should have more power"

Poland: "Why?"

Germany: "We have more people."

Poland: Now how did that happen?

Germany: Well, you see, a few years ago, we wanted more power, so we kind of went out and killed alot of your folks, so now we outnumber you.

Poland stares in silence, for a few moments before responding.

Poland: WHAT????????? You came to our lands to increase your power, killed our people, and now say that since you have more people, you should have more power?

Germany: Yes, why that is quite logical, and besides, that was in the past.

Poland: So because you commit mass murder, and you want more power?

Germany: Mass murder is an ugly word, we prefer the term "participating in history", by the way, how is your parents doing?

Poland: You shot them, remember?

Germany: Well, you get my point, your family is smaller then mine, now give me more power.

Poland: Your mad.

100 posted on 06/21/2007 1:43:09 PM PDT by Sonny M ("oderint dum metuant")
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To: Sonny M

Now that’s funny! I don’t care who you are.

223 posted on 06/23/2007 1:32:23 AM PDT by Iwo Jima ("Close the border. Then we'll talk.")
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