Ms. Diaz, Ma'am. You DO know that your bag is an insult to everyone you meet, don't you?"
(giggles)"Oh, well - what WAS I thinking?!? I'm just a vacuous blonde from Hollywood, y'know? I just saw the bag in a shop on Rodeo Drive and thought 'I just HAVE to have it!"
“saw the bag in a shop on Rodeo Drive”
Or available at sportsmansguide.com. I bought a red tee-shirt for my daughter with the `Great Helmsman’s’ image in black, & chinese characters beneath, and beneath those, in parenthesis the English translation:
“I know communism doesn’t work.”