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IRAQ - Al Qaeda Cigarette Ban Making Enemies Yon eports AQ Order Cigarette Fingers Chopped Off
Michael Yon ^
| June 24 2007
| Michael Yon
Posted on 06/25/2007 11:25:30 AM PDT by swarthyguy
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To: CholeraJoe
Be thankful I didn’t corrupt you with peaches, pears and kiwis that were sliced in half and placed next to zucchinis.
To: swarthyguy
Perhaps we could start with pillorying and public stoning, after being tagged as repeat offenders, we could proceed to a digit decapitation.
If you can get past the hail of .30cal, come on over here a lop a finger or two off this smoker. I'll assume you to be sarcastic, but just in case. Blackbird.
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posted on
06/25/2007 12:08:29 PM PDT
by
BlackbirdSST
(We stirred the melting pot (America), and incompetence floated to the top!)
To: swarthyguy
I wish somebody would try to cut my finger off because I smoke. That´s just the way they would find the son of a bitch.
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posted on
06/25/2007 12:09:59 PM PDT
by
Americanexpat
(A strong democracy through citizen oversight.)
To: Cementjungle
such loose behavior as carrying tomatoes and cucumbers in the same bag.
I never make that mistake, the tomatoes might be gay.
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posted on
06/25/2007 12:13:42 PM PDT
by
true_blue_texican
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: swarthyguy
Hey, wait a minute, I gotta plan!! Pass out cigarettes to every Iraqi. Tell everybody to light up at the same time and keep a lit cigarettes in the mouth all day long. Then shoot the ones that ain’t smokin’.
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posted on
06/25/2007 12:16:07 PM PDT
by
true_blue_texican
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: true_blue_texican
And if AQ adopts the same strategy?
Is every American nonsmokers enabling Jihad?
To: swarthyguy
LOL, you’re really getting a kick out of yanking people’s chains over this. Glad to see you again, I thought you’d left us forever.
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posted on
06/25/2007 12:18:43 PM PDT
by
cake_crumb
(May I never live to see the day America has a 'popular war'. God bless our troops.)
To: swarthyguy
You are having waaaaay too much fun with this. ;-)
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posted on
06/25/2007 12:24:16 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Socks.)
To: swarthyguy
Who needs the patch when you’ve got Al-Qaeda?
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posted on
06/25/2007 12:24:40 PM PDT
by
tobyhill
(only wimps believe in retreat in defeat)
To: GovernmentIsTheProblem
Other AQI edicts included beatings for men who refused to grow beards, and corporal punishments for obscene sexual suggestiveness, defined by such loose behavior as carrying tomatoes and cucumbers in the same bag.
OOooookay."Bukhari:V1B3N68 "Muhammad used to take care of us in preaching by selecting a suitable time, so that we might not get bored. He abstained from pestering us with sermons and knowledge."
Seems to have worked.
To: cake_crumb
Gracias, senora.
Been Lurkin’, frustrated.
2000+ days after 11/9 and Osama is Free and Alive.
New Saudi Masjid in Boston, footbaths in bathrooms, kids on shahada schooltrips etc etc etc.
I read Jihadwatch and fume (methaphorically speaking.
To: Allegra
I dare you to walk under a GZ NoSmoking sign and light up.
Oh, never mind, the Iraqis prolly do that all the time.
To: Aquinasfan
No, no, no, GREEN is the color.
See, more commonalities. Our GREENS and their GREENS.
Who needs an effing rainbow? WE GREEN.
Inshallah!
To: SheLion
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posted on
06/25/2007 12:36:26 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
To: Cementjungle
"Really! I wonder what these guys do behind closed doors."Argh, PLEASE don't make me lose my lunch!
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posted on
06/25/2007 12:40:05 PM PDT
by
cake_crumb
(May I never live to see the day America has a 'popular war'. God bless our troops.)
To: swarthyguy
Oh NO! It reminds my of long, thick, gas inducing CUCUMBERS! And firm, ripe, sweet TOMATOS!!
...Tossed salad with dinner tonight for sure.
Really, they get turned on by enflamed red and mold green things?
YUK. Gives a good insight into how twisted what passes for their minds are. I wonder what they cut off if you get caught with a pet parrot?
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posted on
06/25/2007 12:44:31 PM PDT
by
cake_crumb
(May I never live to see the day America has a 'popular war'. God bless our troops.)
To: swarthyguy
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posted on
06/25/2007 12:46:24 PM PDT
by
cake_crumb
(May I never live to see the day America has a 'popular war'. God bless our troops.)
To: swarthyguy
On the evening of the 24th I spoke with a local Iraqi official, Colonel Faik, who said the Muftis would order the severance of the two fingers used to hold a cigarette for any Iraqis caught smoking.Not too far from the solutions imposed by the statists in this country.
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posted on
06/25/2007 12:52:29 PM PDT
by
meyer
(RNC, DNC, two sides of the same coin.)
To: meyer
Exactimundo. Just a difference of means and degrees, the ends are justified.
We’re six degrees from AQ!
To: cake_crumb
Really, they get turned on by enflamed red and mold green things? And goats, too. Don't forget the goats.
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posted on
06/25/2007 12:56:28 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Socks.)
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