A burglar has entered your home. Your dog goes wild!!!!Disturbed by the dog’s barking, your cat takes a deep breath and goes back to sleep. I swear...cat’s have Ritalin etched into their DNA.
posted on 06/29/2007 8:08:48 AM PDT
("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
You’ve never seen “It Takes A Thief” on the Discovery Channel, have you?
Also, I’ve heard of a housecat that took down an invading burglar. From the story and if I recall correctly, the cat tripped him, swarmed his head, ripped out the guy’s jugular, and then peed on his face. Burglar died, of course.
posted on 06/29/2007 8:13:48 AM PDT
(Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
A burglar has entered your home. Your dog goes wild!!!!Disturbed by the dogs barking, your cat takes a deep breath and goes back to sleep.
My cat comes to get me if I am in the family room when the stove timer goes off.
posted on 06/29/2007 9:00:06 AM PDT
by Albion Wilde
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