Posted on 06/29/2007 3:09:12 PM PDT by Digital Disaster
Terrorists Bombs Found In UK!
From what I know, a bunch of British policemen, incredibly all named "Bobby," thwarted an apparent terror attack Friday near the famed Piccadilly Circus in the heart of London. Police defused a bomb made of gasoline, propane gas, and nails after an ambulance crew spotted smoke coming from a silver Mercedes parked on the sidewalk.
I haven't heard how many people were attending this circus, but it's a fair guess there were at least hundreds. My sources tell me the bomb was big enough to hurl large elephants hundreds of feet and medium-sized clowns well over a mile, potentially cutting a swath of destruction throughout downtown London. "One flying elephant could conceivable kill over a thousand people," said my friend Pepe, who has seen elephants up close. "If the elephant is flung with a high enough velocity, it would explode on impact like a peanut-filled nuke, leveling whole city blocks."
It's a well known fact that Islamic jihadists hate circuses, as they feel clowns are a mocking representation of the Prophet Mohammad, not to mention their belief that scantily-clad female trapeze artists flying overhead are sexually taunting them to the point of madness. Let's pray the Brits can track down these carpet-kissers before they strike again.
Scooter peace out.
Yeah - something about somebody named “Lorry” holding even bigger bombs. I wuzn’t readin’ real close nuther...
I was waiting to read that these cars were loaded with explosives, but bumper stickers to vindicate John Edwards.
CORRECTION TO ABOVE:
I was waiting to read that these cars were NOT loaded with explosives, but bumper stickers to vindicate John Edwards.
But, in the spirit of humour, I heard the Muzzies were smoked about England selling "fags" in convenience stores.
It’s a little early to satirize something that was intended to kill hundreds of innocents.
agreed. Some people are insensitive and have no class or tact
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