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Hey. It's only fair.

So Katie Couric, will be followed nightly by a half hour of Chuck Norris.

So what's the problem? :)

1 posted on 06/29/2007 9:56:15 PM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network
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Chuck Norris wears Ron Paul jammies!


2 posted on 06/29/2007 9:57:07 PM PDT by REDWOOD99
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Demand that 50% of the movies are directed by Lionel Chetwynd!


3 posted on 06/29/2007 9:57:12 PM PDT by Stepan12 ( "We are all girlymen now." Conservative reaction to Ann Coulter's anti PC joke)
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I demand more Mary Ann and less Ginger.


5 posted on 06/29/2007 10:05:27 PM PDT by P-40 (Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
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It’s only fair!....


7 posted on 06/29/2007 10:12:44 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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"Yah, und ze ozzer 50% must feature
me und Bloomie!!! Yah!"

8 posted on 06/29/2007 10:16:52 PM PDT by TimSkalaBim
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9 posted on 06/29/2007 10:20:42 PM PDT by South40 (Amnesty for ILLEGALS Is A Slap In The Face To The USBP!!)
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I would like to know how Rush is going to be able to do 12 hours a day to balance NPR?


10 posted on 06/29/2007 10:40:34 PM PDT by Not now, Not ever! (The devil made me do it!,.......................................................( well, not really.)
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I totally agree, they must show Chuck Norris movies 50% of the time if the Fairness "Sieg Heil" Doctrine is enacted.

And allow me now to share one of my favorite "Chuck Norris Facts":

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.
He waits.
12 posted on 06/30/2007 12:28:00 AM PDT by starbase (Understanding Written Propaganda (click "starbase" to learn 22 manipulating tricks!!))
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Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis and Charleton Heston are the only conservatives I can come up with.

Willis tried to enlist for fighting in Iraq, but was declined.


13 posted on 06/30/2007 2:14:47 AM PDT by SolidWood (UN delenda est.)
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To: Cringing Negativism Network; SevenofNine; Tamar1973

16 posted on 06/30/2007 3:11:18 AM PDT by monkapotamus
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17 posted on 06/30/2007 3:51:27 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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There has been no Hollywood evolution...only a list of movies Chuck Norris has allowed to survive...


18 posted on 06/30/2007 4:21:34 AM PDT by stefanbatory
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I like dogs. Every movie should require a 33 minute clip of Rin-Tin-Tin killing Lassie and Timmy.


19 posted on 06/30/2007 5:18:19 AM PDT by sergeantdave
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Since Chuck Norris is the only actor in hollywood who's not a homosexual communist, >/i>

When did Chuck Norris become an actor?

20 posted on 06/30/2007 7:18:53 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy
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Chuck Norris to MEChA and La Raza:

“Bring it on!”


21 posted on 06/30/2007 7:21:48 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (Illegal aliens do not have Constitutional rights.)
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