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Attorney: Nowak didn't wear diapers [ Asstronaut Alert! ]
MyFox Orlando ^

Posted on 06/30/2007 7:30:38 AM PDT by melt

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Was the astronaut really wearing a diaper? It depends on which story you believe.

Late-night comedians had a field day with the story of an astronaut who drove more than 900 miles from Houston to Orlando to confront a romantic rival -- while wearing diapers so she wouldn't have to stop.

But now, an attorney for former astronaut Lisa Nowak says his client wasn't wearing diapers during the trip, calling the story "an absolute fabrication." He made the remarks after filing motions to suppress evidence in Nowak's criminal case.

The tidbit that Nowak wore diapers during her trip is written in the police report filed after Nowak's arrest in February. The diaper detail even inspired an episode of the N-B-C show "Law and Order."

The attorney says there were toddler-size diapers in her car when she was arrested, but they were several years old.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: airhead; astronaut; bathroom; shuttle

No diapers? That makes it even worse...

1 posted on 06/30/2007 7:30:46 AM PDT by melt
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To: melt
Maybe she was wearing disposable under ware.
2 posted on 06/30/2007 7:39:41 AM PDT by oyez (Justa' another high minded lowlife.)
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To: melt

Well! This changes everything!


3 posted on 06/30/2007 7:40:52 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: melt

Was the astronaut really wearing a diaper?

Like somebody really cares?


4 posted on 06/30/2007 7:42:05 AM PDT by bikerman (_ _ . /_ _ _ /_ . . / / . . . . / . / . _ . . / . _ _ . / / . . _ / . . . //)
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To: melt
The diaper detail even inspired an episode of the N-B-C show "Law and Order."

Ruh Roh,.....Fred Thompson linked to space tryst

5 posted on 06/30/2007 7:42:34 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: melt

Egads, look at her NASA picture from just two years ago.

http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/shuttle/sts-121/html/jsc2005e20604.html


6 posted on 06/30/2007 7:42:44 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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To: melt

Well guess they will have to drop the charges then? bwahahahaha.


7 posted on 06/30/2007 7:43:08 AM PDT by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: melt
“calling the story “an absolute fabrication”

The MSM would make up something to print??

Tell me it isn’t so!!!!

8 posted on 06/30/2007 7:43:13 AM PDT by vetsvette (Bring Him Back)
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To: Politicalmom; SE Mom

ping L0L


9 posted on 06/30/2007 7:48:53 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: vetsvette

lol


10 posted on 06/30/2007 7:49:47 AM PDT by apocalypto
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To: melt

This is the best her and her attorney can come up with?
Does anyone really care now?


11 posted on 06/30/2007 7:52:01 AM PDT by philetus (Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get.)
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To: mylife

Can see it now..

” Fred Thompson Linked to Diaper Episode”


12 posted on 06/30/2007 8:16:56 AM PDT by SE Mom (Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet -Fred'08)
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To: melt

Doesn’t change a thing. What she was wearing has no bearing. What she was “CARRYING” does!


13 posted on 06/30/2007 8:18:12 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: SE Mom

Snort!


14 posted on 06/30/2007 8:20:44 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: melt

She gives true meaning to the term “space cadet.”


15 posted on 06/30/2007 8:24:59 AM PDT by UglyinLA
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To: Sacajaweau

I agree. And what she was carrying spoke of intent to more than just have a friendly chat.


16 posted on 06/30/2007 8:25:22 AM PDT by apocalypto
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To: oyez
So the story was fake but accurate???
17 posted on 06/30/2007 8:28:55 AM PDT by GoldCountryRedneck ("Flying is like Life: Know where you are, where you're going, and how to get there." - 'Ol Dad)
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To: melt

Related:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1858390/posts


18 posted on 06/30/2007 8:30:17 AM PDT by upchuck (If you don't have borders, you won't have a nation ~ Mark Steyn)
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To: melt
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
19 posted on 06/30/2007 8:31:06 AM PDT by Dick Vomer (liberals suck....... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.,)
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To: mtbopfuyn
What happened?

I do know that the MSM will use the most unflattering photo they can find..

20 posted on 06/30/2007 8:45:48 AM PDT by oyez (Justa' another high minded lowlife.)
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To: melt

Too bad, the diaper part was the best part of the whole story.


21 posted on 06/30/2007 8:46:48 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: melt

So it’s not as horrible and shameful to accused of trying to kidnap and possibly kill a romantic rival as it is to be accused of wearing diapers. Thanks to her lawyer, she can now hold her head up again.


22 posted on 06/30/2007 9:38:18 AM PDT by carola
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To: upchuck

LOL! I even searched. Only 24 hours late...


23 posted on 06/30/2007 2:03:31 PM PDT by melt (Someday, they'll wish their Jihad... Jihadn't.)
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To: melt

My link is not a duplicate of this post. It’s another story on this subject.


24 posted on 06/30/2007 2:07:56 PM PDT by upchuck (If you don't have borders, you won't have a nation ~ Mark Steyn)
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