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Today's Toons 7/2/07
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Posted on 07/02/2007 1:07:40 AM PDT by pookie18

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1 posted on 07/02/2007 1:07:42 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: Spyder; mass55th; Choose Ye This Day; Ruth A.; jigsaw; dixierose; trussell; Lando Lincoln; ...
In Case You Missed It Dept.:

New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg dropped hints this past weekend that he may be open to running for president. This morning he attended a breakfast that raised twelve million dollars to get his campaign rolling. He dined alone with his checkbook.

The Pentagon's e-mail system was infiltrated by a hacker Thursday and all the computers got shut down. The hacker didn't get hold of any top secret stuff. Both the Washington Post and New York Times had sold out on the newsstands by that time of day.

Bill Clinton said Thursday his role in his wife's Sopranos spoof video was not a signal he'll take a bigger role in her primary campaign. His assigned role for the next eight years is that of faithful, supportive spouse while his wife is the star. Bill Clinton couldn't be any more in prison if he were out on the golf course with O.J.

Hillary Clinton flew to Arkansas Saturday to headline a state Democratic Party dinner. They always loved her for being a great sport. She toured the Oval Office replica in the Bill Clinton Library and looked under the desk just for old times' sake.

Teddy Kennedy sang a song in Spanish on a Hispanic radio station, where he was appearing to promote immigration reform Monday. It was a drinking song that paid tribute to Guadalajara. The great senators are always thinking three elections ahead.

GOP Senator Richard Lugar turned on the administration's Iraq policy Tuesday, saying the policy threatens U.S. security. The president is in trouble. You know a policy is too aggressive if a guy with the same name as a German pistol is against it.

The White House announced that President Bush will meet with Mexican President Felipe Calderon next month. They have to discuss the growing problem of illegal immigration. The two presidents agreed to meet in Mexico's capital city, Los Angeles.

Hillary Clinton spoke to the Center for American Security about foreign affairs at a Washington D.C. hotel Wednesday. She's not as interesting as her husband. When Bill Clinton discussed affairs at a Washington D.C. hotel, he sold a lot of newspapers.

Fred Thompson drew wild applause in South Carolina Wednesday saying he opposed illegal immigration and terrorism. What a healer. It's possible to win both the white vote and black vote in South Carolina if you campaign against Arabs and Mexicans.

Iranians rioted in Teheran over gas rationing Wednesday. Angry citizens burned gas stations in protest. The Iranian government wouldn't have to deal with an informed citizenry if they would allow their starlets to drink and run around without underwear.

-- Argus Hamilton

BILL OF NO RIGHTS

We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, deluded, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights."

ARTICLE I:
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II:
You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone — not just you! You may leave the room, change the channel, or express a different opinion, but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III:
You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV:
You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V:
You do not have the right to free health care That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI:
You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII:
You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII:
You don't have the right to demand that our children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. We hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from going to fight if you'd like. However, we do not enjoy parenting the entire world and do not want to spend so much of our time battling each and every little tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat.

ARTICLE IX:
You don't have the right to a job. Sure, all of us want all of you to have one, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE X:
You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to pursue happiness — which, by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

-- Lewis Napper

Great Orators of the Democratic Party

"One man with courage makes a majority."--attributed to Andrew Jackson

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."--Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The buck stops here."--Harry S. Truman

"A rising tide lifts all boats."--John F. Kennedy

"People aren't boats and the economy isn't an ocean. And if you can't afford a boat, the rising tide goes up your nose."--Barney Frank

-- James Taranto, Best Of The Web Today

The Fairness Doctrine is affirmative action for liberalism.

-- Newt Gingrich

SUPERSIZED

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(Thank you, No Blue States)


2 posted on 07/02/2007 1:08:24 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18

Thanx Pookie!


3 posted on 07/02/2007 1:17:59 AM PDT by WorkerbeeCitizen (An American Patriot and an anti-Islam kind of fellow. (POI))
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To: pookie18

in pretty early this time pookie


4 posted on 07/02/2007 1:18:02 AM PDT by LowOiL (Paul wrote, "Let love be without hypocrisy. Abhor what is evil" (Rom. 12:9))
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To: pookie18

Thanks, Pookie!


5 posted on 07/02/2007 1:18:09 AM PDT by EasySt (Life is precious. Live it well...)
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To: WorkerbeeCitizen
My pleasure, Bee!


7 posted on 07/02/2007 1:24:01 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: LowOiL
You are...it's pretty much my regular time.


8 posted on 07/02/2007 1:24:56 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: EasySt
You're welcome, EasySt!


9 posted on 07/02/2007 1:25:28 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: arbooz
arbooz ping thanks.


10 posted on 07/02/2007 1:26:00 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18

radical 121


11 posted on 07/02/2007 2:44:14 AM PDT by RaceBannon (Innocent until proven guilty: The Pendleton 8...down to 3..GWB, we hardly knew ye...)
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To: pookie18

Great toons, pookie..Thank you!


12 posted on 07/02/2007 3:04:56 AM PDT by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: pookie18

Hello Pookie, excellent today.

1st day back from my most recent punishment.


13 posted on 07/02/2007 4:08:57 AM PDT by IrishMike ( A nation can survive its fools, but cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: pookie18

Fabulous!! Thanks, Pookie

14 posted on 07/02/2007 4:26:49 AM PDT by Stars&StripesNE (Liberals are the enemy within)
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To: pookie18
Thanks Pookie!!
Great 'toons!!
* woof! woof! *



15 posted on 07/02/2007 4:53:12 AM PDT by NonLinear (There is something unknown within Washington. It's called leadership.)
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To: pookie18

Great links, and I love the “Bill of No Rights”! Thanks for the ping and the smile!


16 posted on 07/02/2007 5:05:11 AM PDT by alwaysconservative (Enforcement, enforcement, enforcement. . .)
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To: pookie18

Thanks pookster, have a great week.


17 posted on 07/02/2007 6:39:13 AM PDT by sweetiepiezer (Boycott China-They murdered my dog.....click on my name.)
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To: pookie18

Thanks Pookie!!!


18 posted on 07/02/2007 7:48:56 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
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To: RaceBannon
Ocean's...originally...


19 posted on 07/02/2007 8:28:12 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: MEG33
My pleasure, MEG33!


20 posted on 07/02/2007 8:28:46 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: IrishMike
Thanks, IrishMike!

FR punishment? If so, you have a lot of catching up to do...


21 posted on 07/02/2007 8:29:59 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: Jen's Mom
You're welcome, Jen's Mom!


22 posted on 07/02/2007 8:30:33 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: NonLinear
My pleasure, NL & M!


23 posted on 07/02/2007 8:30:59 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: alwaysconservative
You're welcome, ac!


24 posted on 07/02/2007 8:31:33 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: sweetiepiezer
My pleasure & the same to you, sweetiepiezer!


25 posted on 07/02/2007 8:32:12 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: mass55th
You're welcome, as always, mass55th!


26 posted on 07/02/2007 8:32:49 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18

FR punishment.


27 posted on 07/02/2007 8:37:33 AM PDT by IrishMike ( A nation can survive its fools, but cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: IrishMike
Then try to be good & refrain from offending their delicate sensibilities...


28 posted on 07/02/2007 9:18:00 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18
I posted a thread from a newspaper (not on the off limits list), credited the paper and WaPo, got whacked for not excerpting because article was originally a WaPo article, even though link was to a news paper article, not the WaPo article ?????
That’s 4th or 5th time I got the slap down ...OUCH
29 posted on 07/02/2007 9:28:42 AM PDT by IrishMike ( A nation can survive its fools, but cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: IrishMike
I'd file an appeal...nah, forget it...that didn't even work for Scooter Libby :-(


30 posted on 07/02/2007 10:02:55 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070702/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cia_leak_trial

Poor Scooter, and Sandy Berger(Burgler) gets a pass for theft of original non copied national security documents,
the ClinToons get away with murder, Reid has a thriving real estate business on the side, Johnson still has his day job, and Murtha has yet to try out leg irons.

31 posted on 07/02/2007 10:08:29 AM PDT by IrishMike ( A nation can survive its fools, but cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: IrishMike
...Johnson still has his day job...

Jefferson?


32 posted on 07/02/2007 10:12:13 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18

Thanks Pookie!!


33 posted on 07/02/2007 11:30:29 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! "Read my lips....No new RINO's" !!)
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To: pookie18

Thanks, Pookie!


34 posted on 07/02/2007 11:52:58 AM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
My pleasure, stephenjohnbanker!


35 posted on 07/02/2007 12:09:17 PM PDT by pookie18
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To: MoochPooch
You're welcome, MoochPooch!


36 posted on 07/02/2007 12:09:58 PM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18

Thanks pooke!!!


37 posted on 07/02/2007 1:01:52 PM PDT by easonc52
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To: easonc52
My pleasure, as always,


38 posted on 07/02/2007 1:05:50 PM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18

yep...

W did the right thing for Scooter
AOL/MSM scumbag poll (if anyone cares)

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/bush-spares-libby-from-prison-time/20070702175109990001


39 posted on 07/02/2007 3:40:59 PM PDT by IrishMike ( A nation can survive its fools, but cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: IrishMike
Thanks...FReeped it.


40 posted on 07/02/2007 3:44:59 PM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18

v


41 posted on 07/04/2007 8:23:27 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18

v


42 posted on 07/09/2007 11:08:50 AM PDT by pookie18
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