HERO CABBIE: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON

The Daily Record (Scotland) ^ | 4th July 2007 | Karen Bale

[naturalman1975]

A HERO cabbie who took on the Glasgow Airport terror suspects told yesterday how he booted one of them in the privates.

Alex McIlveen, 45, kicked the man, whose body was in flames, so hard that he tore a tendon in his foot.

But he said last night: "He didn't even flinch. I couldn't believe he didn't go down.

"A doctor told me later I'd damaged a tendon in my foot."

[TLEIBY308]

A .45 would have taken him down.

[InABunkerUnderSF]

They’ve already fined him 60 pounds for a “parking violation” and taken is best Nike trainers as evidence.

[Dustbunny]

He is a HERO !!!!!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Contradicting Richard Prior’s observation that when your face is on fire, people get out of your way.

Sure hope he can find the one podiatrist in the National Health System who isn’t a votary of the moon god.

[Gorzaloon]

A .45 would have taken him down.

The Police .45 was on loan to a museum on Skye.

[AFreeBird]

Part of the treatment I would give this burn victim would be to spray him down with pepper spray to ensure no infection sets in.

Salt has very good antiseptic properties as well. :-))

[Hot Tabasco]

Talk about having a bad day, you set yourself on fire then some guy runs up and kicks you in the jewels......

Sounds like a Three Stooges skit only he didn't get his eyes poked too.......

[chilepepper]

a kick in the goolies in time saves nine - i hope the slimeball ends up a eunuch...

[Moonman62]

I'll guess the doctor doped himself before going on his bungled bombing run.

I hope he felt it once the drug wore off.

[Zack Nguyen]

LOL - Mr. McIlveen is brave to kick a flaming man in the privvies.

[sgtbono2002]

Salt is good,but man that pepper spray on a burn should definitely take care of any germs there.

[don-o]

John Smeaton

[johnny7]

Oh ... in Iraq the jihadi’s have been known to hype-up on amphetamines in order to bolster their ‘courage’.

Just like the sammies do with khat...

[popdonnelly]

“I think he “profiled” him.”

I don’t know, a Muslim man running a flaming car into an airline terminal might give rise to a “reasonable suspicion” that a crime is being committed.

[lowbridge]

"That'll teach me not to tip the cabbie."

[Zack Nguyen]

Drugs, no doubt.

Or he was on fire, which may have distracted him somewhat, even from a savage kick to the groin. LOL, I am laughing as I write this.

[fso301]

So now this balless, verminous scum lies writhing in ashes in a hopspital bed, with his testicles pushed up to his naval. How are those virgins going to like this skinless, ball-less jihadi now?

It gets even better. Just wait until he's all decked out in brand new pigskin burn grafts.

[Nailbiter]

ping to the brass balls

[Glenn]

Simple explanation: Terrorists have no balls.

[csvset]

the cabbie likely largely missed the intended soft tissues with his kick

Missed it by that much!