This could be a source for more carbon in the atmosphere....
Let’s have a class action lawsuit against all these volcanoes for causing global warming.
Then we can use the fines to buy Al Gore carbon offsets and offsets for Michael Moore’s flatulence.
There, global warming is solved. We’ve located the culprits, sued them with the help of John Edwards, and used the fines to buy Gore’s carbon credits.
End of problem. Let’s all go home, to the beach, to LIVE AID or whatever the latest celebrity self-toast concert is out there.
I hear that fried penguin is delicious.