humanity's promiscuous use of fossil fuels [sic]...
I wanna know how that works! (Would you sleep with me for a tank of gas?)
Me Too! Have we coined a new "hussy-descriptor"?
The "Petrol Prostitute"?
The "Gasoline-Girlfriend" (shortened to "gas-girl" among close friends)?
The "Diesel Diva" (Or "Diesel Dominatrix," if your tastes run in that direction)?
Fuel Friend?
Mobil Momma?
Freeway Fungirl?
Exxon Ellie?
