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To: Yaelle

Well I don’t think they have us quaking in our boots yet. Here is a poem passed to me by a friend, following the recent “incident” at Glasgow airport. I think it sums up the Glaswegian perspective to it all. Any help required with translation don’t hesitate to ask ;-)

A Real Scottish Hero. - anon

‘Twas doon by the inch o’ Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic muslim b*stard
Wiz doin what he’d planned
And intae Glesca’s departure hall
A Cherokee he’d rammed.
A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht “a wumman driver”
Or at least someone half-pissed
But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda’s band
The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hissel’ on fire
And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire
Now that’s no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.
Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort’s nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So tak yer worldwide jihad
An get yersel tae France


19 posted on 07/10/2007 11:11:10 PM PDT by Forceful1 ((under consideration))
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To: Forceful1

A) Who wrote this
and
B) It’s HILARIOUS!

I guess my 1/4 Scottish ancestry and my English lit major helped because I understood everything! ROFLMBO!


20 posted on 07/11/2007 12:04:35 AM PDT by Yaelle (Hoping to see someone crawling under the Oval Office desk again: a real toddler and not an intern!)
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