(Larry) David's Wife Files for Divorce

Internet Movie Database ^ | 07/20/2007 | n/a

[Bommer]

Funnyman Larry David's wife of 14 years has filed for divorce. Laurie David filed court papers in Los Angeles Superior Court citing irreconcilable differences on July 13. The 49-year-old An Inconvenient Truth producer is seeking joint custody of their two children, Cazzie, 13, and Romy, 10. Curb Your Enthusiasm star David, who co-created the hugely successful TV show Seinfeld, announced the separation in early June

[Bommer]

This divorce could be pretty bad. Larry could loose over 1/2 his carbon credits to Laurie!

[new yorker 77]

I would say this could get ugly, but I’ve seen both of them and they do not need to divorce to get ugly.

[Clara Lou]

I always need a picture of these schlubs to see if I know who they are.

[dfwgator]

This divorce could be pretty bad. Larry could loose over 1/2 his carbon credits to Laurie!

Best post of the day.

[bray]

14 Hollywhacked years is like 50 years in Normal American Marriages!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[JewishRighter]

Shocking, just shocking. Can you imagine any marital discord between two sanctimonious, smug, condescending, arrogant liberal weenies? I can’t. /s off

[gunservative]

Who gets the private jet and who gets the Prius?

[Oratam]

You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine? I invented "it's not you, it's me".

[Larry Lucido]

Here's one marriage that NOBODY is "waiting out."

This is The Ping List About Nothing. If you'd like to be on or off this ping list, FReep me. No hard feelings either way. George may get upset but Mr. Kruger won't care. Kah-ooger!!

[hunter112]

I would say this could get ugly...

Super ugly if she tries to run him down in a Hummer instead of a Prius!

[italianquaker]

ditto

[Larry Lucido]

And I just bought Larry and Laurie a big screen TV, too! Hate the David!

[elizabetty]

Is she going to marry Sheryl Crow?

[MIchaelTArchangel]

The first three words of the story are a lie. He isn’t at all funny.

[Mygirlsmom]

What, he wouldn’t unplug his alarm clock?

[advertising guy]

the division of assets better be on one square

[RJL]

Larry David's Wife Files for Divorce

This will have serious environmental effects. Now they will need a mansion or two for each of them, doubling their already huge carbon footprints.

Haven't they been listening to AlGore, we only have ten years to slash our carbon output or it's the end of the Earth!

[Vision]

The rumor is she cheated, right?

[Vision]

If so...what a loser.

[reagan_fanatic]

"You can't leave me, I've got hand!"

"And you're gonna need it!"

[JewishRighter]

Neither. See, War of the Roses for a preview of how these two female canines are going to go at it. Oh, do they deserve each other.

[Oratam]

I’m really startin’ to dislike the David.

[SJSAMPLE]

That insufferable bitch must have been hell for poor Larry.

He wants to drive a Ferrari and this bitch has him trotting around in a friggin Prius.

[Niteranger68]

The first three words of the story are a lie. He isn’t at all funny.

I was thinking the same thing.

[bray]

Who gets the Toilet Paper??

[SJSAMPLE]

Pretty tough to get some lesbo lovin’ for “one square” Cheryl ;)

[Eccl 10:2]

“Laurie David filed court papers in Los Angeles Superior Court citing irreconcilable differences”

“Irreconcilable differences” = any political view that comes out of her big fat mouth and the Truth.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Welcome to an inconvenient truth of an entirely different kind.

[Oratam]

And this was supposed to be the “Summer of Larry!”

[Vision]

hehehe

[BallyBill]

No matter what the judge says, he still ends up with the brains and talent.

[hunter112]

Who gets the Toilet Paper??

It's two-ply, so it's relatively simple to divide the square.

[shortstop]

Wait til she finds out how irrelevant she is when she is no longer “Mrs. Larry David.”

[Para-Ord.45]

Does Larry`s lawyer wear a cape too ?

[bray]

Shouldn’t she limit her Court Papers to 1 sheet??

Pray for W and Our Troops

[LanPB01]

I believe Larry’s lawyer is Jackie Chiles, and he’s hoping this event won’t be the next of his many public humiliations.

[Larry Lucido]

ROFL!!!

[NeoCaveman]

the division of assets better be on one square

Sorry. I can't spare a square. I don't have a square to spare.

[God luvs America]

yes...but he can now use regular toilet paper and his butt won’t be so soar from the eviromentally friendly paper his wife stocked the house with...

[Larry Lucido]

Someone woman named Chang convinced Laurie to reconcile using Chinese philosophy, but it turned out the woman was really Changstein so the divorce is back on.

[sauropod]

Who gets the Pious?

[org.whodat]

This probably would be shocking news if,

I knew who he was,

and if I really gave a rats ass!

[finnman69]

Larry could loose over 1/2 his carbon credits to Laurie!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

The bad news is she gets half of his Seinfeld $. The good news is the crazy broad will spend most of it on envirowhacko global warming nonsense.

[Clemenza]

Yep, he lost her when the "rinds were crossed."

Methinks Mrs. David will be found dead next week, surrounded by invitations to her "divorce party."

[LanPB01]

It’s rumored Laurie had a suitor who referred to her as “breathtaking,” but he later admitted the phrase is often just “something you say.”

[finnman69]

[Cagey]

GEORGE Divorce is very difficult. Especially on a kid.

JERRY: Uh huh.

GEORGE: Of course, I’m the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.

[Para-Ord.45]

Jackie Chiles` character based on John Edwards?

[Cagey]

Jackie Chiles` character based on John Edwards?

The character of Jackie Chiles was actually based on Johnnie Cochran. Chiles didn't chase ambulances like Edwards and he didn't "poof" his hair.

[Williams]

I recommend he try to shag his tv wife. The Larry David show is excellent comedy, and if you look at the groups regularly skewered on that show, it is hardly liberal propoganda. I would say he goes after Hollywood and other elites, as well as every race, gender, cause and creed I can think of.