President Bush temporarily will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney

CNN ^ | July 20, 2007

[sam_paine]

Nuke em while you have a chance, Dick!

[angkor]

Cheney ‘07! ‘01!

[George W. Bush]

Is this a joke? LOL.

The moonbats will be flinging themselves over cliffs. Or racing to the old nuclear civil defense shelters with their bongs.

[chrisser]

Was that too much info?

The clear amber fluid reference was a little over the top for me, considering its lunch time here.

[bray]

Declare Marshal Law and send all Libs to Rush Limbaugh Reeducation Camps!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[Revolting cat!]

Please, please, Dick, deport the “progressives” back to their North Korean paradise!

[Kevmo]

Too much information

[padre35]

“We will now show you the full power of this station. The Death Star is fully operational. Begin firing sequence..”

LOL

You may fire when ready...

[omega4179]

If Dick would please pardon Ramos and Compean and Scooter, bomb Iran’s facilites, and finish the border wall,

[paratrooper82]

President Cheney, let the bombing begin on Iran’s terrorist training grounds. By the time Bush wakes up, the war in Iraq will have been won.

[Domandred]

After the colonoscopy:

Bush: So how did it go?
Cheney: Won the war, border agents are pardoned, fence is built, Pelosi, Reede, and Murtha are in jail, tax code has been rewritten to fair tax, and social security has a huge surplus.
Bush: But I was only out for an hour!

[ThisLittleLightofMine]

Isn’t it unusual to announce this beforehand. Don’t they typically announce this after the fact.

[Designer]

"They're looking for the remains of the shamnesty bill..."

Post of the day nominee.

[txhurl]

Cheney to secretary: Get me procurement on the phone.
Cheney to procurement: You know that P.O. to KBR for the internment camps? Send it over here for me to sign stat.
Cheney to secretary: get me Rep. Ellison on the phone.

etc etc I wish

[bobsatwork]

Dear VP Cheney. Some modest suggestions while you are president:
Declare martial law and dissolve the congress. Install Rumsfeld as VP. Issue execcutive order to mandate funding for troops until end of 2008. Start building the border wall.
That’s about it.

[Turret Gunner A20]

Colonoscopy???? Ouch

Yeah!!! Ouch!!!

Been there. Had that.

[Son House]

Pardon Marines and others who have been fighting on the right side of Freedom.

[lolhelp]

No they always announce it ahead of time, if possible. Of course they can not do that if something happens to the president suddenly.

[jackibutterfly]

Colonoscopy???? Ouch

They don't hurt at all! You're usually sedated pretty well. The only bad thing about them is the fasting you have to do 24 hours before. Nothing but liquids! And no, I don't mean alcohol. :-)

[txhurl]

Can Cheney be CINC and President of the Senate at the same time?