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Obama if he were elected Pres by the Dems and she were his VP.

I can see it now.. angry white man kills first black president. Investigation into assasination cancelled by Herself, with no mention in papers or msm.

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Classic Clinton Joke

Last summer, the newly-elected President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up their car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school sweetheart.

They exchanged hellos and then the White House couple went on their way.

As they were driving on to their final destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would now be the wife of a service station owner."

She smirked and replied, "No! If I had stayed with him, HE would be the President of the United States!"