Everywhere Girl killed by Islamic Rage Boy

The Inquirer ^ | June 29, 2007 | Nick Farrell

[2ndDivisionVet]

NORTH America's political columnist, Christopher Hitchens is telling the world+dog that the Everywhere Girl has been replaced by "Islamic Rage Boy". Islamic Rage Boy is a stock photo of a Kashmiri-based rent-a-protester who seems to be protesting at everything which moves.

According to Hitchen's Slate column, IRB has been seen protesting Danish cartoons, magazine photos of a Muslim Mosque, a visit to India by President Bush, comments by the Pope, execution of a Muslim terrorist by India and Israeli military action.

In other words when big media needs a picture of a stereotyped mad mullah to satisfy the prejudices about Arab unrest, IRB is there. If he knew how the western media was using him, and the general damage he is doing his cause, he would probably not appear anywhere. Instead he would settle down and get back to his day job selling the plastic bits on the ends of shoe laces that no one knows what they are called and his night time job as a Microsoft press officer.

However, we doubt he would be as successful as our Jennifer who has managed to work for competing computer outfits. I doubt anyone would buy a Dell from this guy.

[Brilliant]

Hitchens has a stereotypical impression of Islamic Rage Boy. He doesn’t sell plastic bits on the end of shoe laces. He’s a doctor.

[cripplecreek]

And who can forget dear old Aunt Bombed againandagain.

[Arthur McGowan]

They are called aglets. From the aglet bean, out of which they were once made, before plastics. Now you know.

[Arthur McGowan]

That’s Flat Fatima. On Little Green Footballs, they have multiple pictures of Islamic Rage Boy. He doesn’t SEEM to be in daily demonstrations—he really is. He lives in India, and has been photographed again and again—different photos, different grievances, different days. All the same town.

[neodad]

What about looter guy?

[Judith Anne]

Please tell me what “yitbos” means. Thank you. ;-D

[Lockbar]

Cousin of "Green Helmet Guy" who always showed up on time to take away dead bodies.

[vetsvette]

“Everywhere Girl killed by Islamic Rage Boy”

I think that they may have learned this technique from Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

[expatguy]

Someone needs to do a photoshop of him together with looter guy

[PinkDolphin]

Shall we start an Aglet Ping List???

[PinkDolphin]

They could tell ya, but they’d have to kill ya.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Call me sentimental, but there will always be a place in my heart and on my hard drive for 'Baghdad Bob.'

[Wings-n-Wind]

A lot of noise....

Not a real problem.... IMHO

[knarf]

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Dude! You’re life’s work should be displayed for all to see in this one thread alone, LOL!

[TASMANIANRED]

Caption: I declare a fatwa on your beer.

[Sundog]

http://www.snappedshot.com/archives/964-Professional-Protester,-Jihadi-style.html

Here is the whole catalogue of his face pictures.

[cripplecreek]

[txhurl]

lol

[BenLurkin]

Christopher Hitchens — is he out of the closet competely now?