DA, spanking case stir outrage

The Oregonian ^ | 7/24/2007 | SUSAN GOLDSMITH

[ReignOfError]

While you are fretting over boys being boys and trying to feminize them into good “metromen”, Moohammer’s kid, Jihad Johnny, can field strip his AK and dust a “metroman” in less than a second.

And he’s only five.

So your point is that their kids are so far ahead of ours, we should emulate what they teach their sons about how to treat women?

[Leatherneck_MT]

and you know the fathers hadn’t how? Ever been the father of a Teenage boy?

[mvpel]

Why can't you engage in a f---ing debate and discussion without calling me names and questioning my sanity? Surely you're not that much of an a$$hole, right?

The prosecutor overreached in this case. But one of the proper roles of government is to administer a system of justice, and all too often the victims of school violence get no justice whatsoever, and they lose themselves in such despair that they finish the job that the bullies started by killing themselves.

[AmericaUnited]

Your response is just ridiculous. Talk amount making a federal case out of a ant hill. I’m dead serious when I don’t think you should be carrying any type of firearm in public. Wrapped way too tight.

[mvpel]

We’ve all got our hot-button issues - for some it’s Hillary Clinton, for me it’s characterizing school violence and bullying as a “boys will be boys” anthill.

I’m dead serious when I think you should confine your psychoanalysis to people you’ve actually met.

[AmericaUnited]

I met enough of you to make my determination.

[AmericaUnited]

Yes, to you, this story is about “school violence” and that is why I consider you unstable.

[Awnest]

NEWS FLASH - NFL INDICTED IN OR!!

Breaking news! Four hundred active players in National Football League indicted for butt slapping in McMinnville OR. In what is a gratifying exercise of perceptive American justice - the Yarnhill County District Attorney’s office today announced it will be filing sexual abuse, sexual predator and sexual harassment charges against four hundred member s of the National Football League for egregious butt slapping.

“This is no laughing matter, “ said hard-nosed DA Bradlie Berrie. “It is my job to identify perpetrators of sexual abuse and bring them to justice.” Mr. Berrie said he had not fully thought through the logistics of prosecuting 400 large football players but that “Should be no impediment to the swiftian exercise of justice.”

Thanks Mr. Berrie. We hear that butt slapping is a gateway to gay marriage. Keep up the good work!