Search for Britain's most remarkable epitaph

The Telegraph ^ | 7/25/2007 | Caroline Davies

[caspera]

"Beneath these stones repose the bones of Ebenezer Prym. He took his beer from year to year, and then his bier took him."

Initially, I thought the article was about an epitaph for England herself.

[skepsel]

“I told you I was sick!”

[bruinbirdman]

They told him he could chose his own poison.

He chose old age.

yitbos

[Grizzled Bear]

and don’t want to mow around higgledy, piggledy gravestones

Exactly the kind of stone I want!

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Anybody can have a higgledy, piggledy gravestone.

I insist on a hoggledy, poggledy one. They’re really the best kind, you know!