Helen Thomas 'Miffed' at Doonesbury, Wanted to Be Rumored as 'JFK's Lover'

NewsBusters.org ^ | Tim Graham

[Sleeping Freeper]

What if.... Helen Thomas had been the one who sang “Happy Birthday Mr. President” in a drunken stupor instead of M. Monroe....

[trisham]

LOL! Oh, no!

[Dr.Deth]

The Bag Lady: "It seems now, more than ever, the Supreme Court is prepared to put Americans -- especially women -- back in the 19th century if not earlier... Pretty soon they'll be taking aim at the vote."

If they were, then it's about freakin' time. The suffragette movement has long since metastasized into the hysterical society.

[dirtboy]

What if.... Helen Thomas had been the one who sang “Happy Birthday Mr. President” in a drunken stupor instead of M. Monroe....

The world would have never heard of Lee Harvey Oswald, as JFK would have offed himself on the spot.

[tioga]

ROTFLMS!

[joebuck]

If Helen was any dumber you’d have to water her.

[tioga]

-she was actually normal looking before she went over the liberal cliff.....

[tioga]

She is using the power of the pen to rewrite history.

[exile]

"No pictures, please." Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the creature that Woodrow Wilson called "That old sack of crap"...

[maggief]

[exile]

How much scotch will Big Fat Teddy K have to drink until he hits that?

[<1/1,000,000th%]

"People were saying during the [Ronald] Reagan administration that this was about the Supreme Court," she said. "I wasn't sure at that time what they meant. But the truth is that the court is their one last resort to push their agenda. It is their one last resort to prevail."

Talk about projection.

[maggief]

Blow!

[elephantlips]

Another reason for JFK to remain dead.

[daviscupper]

Thank you for posting this picture. It gives us a rare opportunity to appreciate the relatively few “absolutes” in life. Absolute zero is the coldest anything can be. The speed of light is the fastest anything can travel. And Helen Thomas represents absolute “ugly.” Nothing can be uglier.