I’d get in the lake, but the water is still murky from all the rain we had the past two months. There was an article in the paper about the gulf having a “dead zone” at the mouths of the rivers, where all the oxygen was gone from the pollutants. All the fish have gone into deeper waters.
And if that doesn’t work, shower with your clothes on.
And if that doesn’t work, shower with your clothes on AND stand in front of the air conditioner.