Yes, I was being sarcastic.
I have many guns, learned to shoot at an early age as have my sons.
Charter member of the Gun-Nut Rednecks Beer-N-Barbecue Society.
So what do you carry for your 'barbece' gun? I use my 45 Redhawk in a Simply Rugged holster for 'formal' occasions. ;)
Glad to hear it. I was beginning to wonder. ;)