MAN BEAR PIG IS BACK! Al Gore Caption Fun

ap/reuters | 8/7/07

[Cinnamon Girl]

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore snacks on the trail mix he filled his cheeks with during a news conference at the presidential residence, Los Pinos, in Mexico City July 31, 2007. REUTERS/Henry Romero (MEXICO)

Gore attempts his reverse ventriloquist act with Mexico's President Felipe Calderon at the presidential residence, Los Pinos, in Mexico City July 31, 2007. REUTERS/Henry Romero (MEXICO)

U.S. Former Vice President Al Gore demonstrates to an enthralled audience how he can catapult Jolly Ranchers into his open mouth while lecturing on the climate crisis. Gore is in Mexico invited by the Mexico City municipality to lecture city residents about climate change Tuesday. (AP Photo/Eduardo Verdugo)

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore takes a hostile question from a global warming non-believer during a lecture in Mexico City Tuesday. REUTERS/Henry Romero (MEXICO)

Gore subjects Mexican President Felipe Calderon to another demonstration of his Jolly Ranchers routine before transitioning into his own take on Hamlet's soliloquy: "To be or not to be-- a global warming dilemma." Calderon offers that watermelon is the best flavor.(AP Photo/Eduardo Verdugo)

Man-bear-pig spotted in Singapore.

Former U.S. Vice President, Al Gore, waves to the press, Tuesday Aug. 7, 2007 in Singapore during the Global Brand Forum where he received the Brand Icon of Year Award. Gore insisted to inquiring reporters that he had not gained another fifty pounds since his last public appearance, but rather that he was wearing two bullet proof vests due to credible threats from anti-anti global warming activists... and man-bear-pig. (AP Photo/Wong Maye-E)

Former U.S. vice president Al Gore strains to close the jacket of a suit he purchased last week during a visit in Singapore. REUTERS/Vivek Prakash (SINGAPORE)

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore pets the head of his imaginary pet unicorn during a conference in Mexico City July 31, 2007. Gore asserts that global warming killed most of the unicorns and that is why his pet is on the endangered list. REUTERS/Daniel Aguilar (MEXICO)

[Cinnamon Girl]

Please share your captions. With love.

[umgud]

Pull my finger..............

[aliquando]

I just released enough methane to raise global temperatures by 2 degrees centigrade. Clear the room!!!

[EagleUSA]

For first picture:

“YOU MEAN YOU ARE NOT BUYING MY CREATION, GLOBAL WARMING? OK, NO PROBLEM. I WILL HAVE ANOTHER DOOMSDAY CRISIS FOR YOU IN A WEEK OR SO....AND WE CAN MILK THAT ONE TOGETHER...”

[armymarinemom]

[Stoat]

[Mikey_1962]

I cannot stomach any more of this self righteous, pompous, do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do Jackass.

[Clam Digger]

stand back, he's going to explode!

[AKSurprise]

I ATE A BABY!

[COBOL2Java]

Sorry, Al

You're no Dizzy Gillespie!

[CaptainK]

No caption, just an observation.

The world hates a fat American, except when the fat American trashes his country at every opportunity.

Which explains why Fat Albert is loved by the world.

Michael Moore gets the same royal treatment.

[nctexan]

Hey Guys... Does this Johnny Cash outfit make my neck look thinner?

[Holicheese]

"Oh my cameras and me without a stich of makeup. You know, blush causes Global Warming so I never use it!"

[shield]

Years of dope smoking causes a person to become very fat.....metabolism changes...and it just catches up with you as we can see in gore...

[Spunky]

That is the way my grandkids look when they are taking a dump in there diapers.

[Rottweilerson]

He’s totally being cereal about Man-bear-pig.

[Cinnamon Girl]

Should this be moved to Breaking News do you think?

[Gone_Postal]

Aey whats a madder wit you

[i_dont_chat]

He is SO full of himself.

[Huntress]

Algore looks a lot like Hermann Goering.

[Kirkwood]

I think I’ll start calling him lumpy. Looks like he got collagen injections from a blind plastic surgeon.

[bannie]

Oh. My.

He looks globally warmed, alright.

[LS]

I have a fat Yorkshire Terrier, which, when he sits on his hind legs, looks just like ManBearPig.

[tapatio]

Thought for the Day

Never hold your farts in.

They travel up your spine,into your brain,

and that is where your $hi++y ideas come from!

[OSHA]

He looks super serial!

[Gone_Postal]

[Holicheese]

I think its years of eating ice cream sandwiches after being stoned that caught up to him!

[Stoat]

Should this be moved to Breaking News do you think?

Breaking Agricultural news?

"ManBearPig found to be tenacious pest;  eradication schemes the subject of Blue Ribbon Symposium"

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[ricks_place]

So Hillary gets hold of Bill...

[Cinnamon Girl]

Please post a picture.

[Chode]

whys everybody always pickin on me...???

[shield]

Yep, and the pig is still doin’ it...

[skeptoid]

..No reh SPECKT, I tell yuh.
When I was born,
I wuz so ugly,
the doctor slapped my Muhther!!

[prairiebreeze]

All joking aside for the moment, it’s interesting that he’s still got the weight gain.

If he is to be announcing a candidacy this fall as was rumored, I’d think he’d be losing the blubber in advance of that announcement.

He doesn’t appear to have shed an ounce, in fact he may even look heavier in some of these pix.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

“Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore pets the head of his imaginary pet unicorn during a conference in Mexico City July 31, 2007. Gore asserts that global warming killed most of the unicorns and that is why his pet is on the endangered list.”

The funniest thing I’ve read all week! LOL!

[Rottweilerson]

I don’t know, he’s pretty super cereal about MBP.

[JRochelle]

Good Lord.

He is eating all his carbon credits.

[alicewonders]

Maybe he's storing nuts for the winter.

[Theresawithanh]

"I can't get my jacket buttoned, so I'll just hold it like this. Can somebody get that car door for me?"

[bikerMD]

"Yeah. Me too Mister."

[Cinnamon Girl]

ManBearPig has an entry on Wikipedia. I'm cereal.

[spotbust1]

All he needs is a girl in a metal bikini on a long chain sitting at his feet. He looks more and more like Jabba every day. (I'm sure that some photoshop wizard could do this for me).

[Lizavetta]

Woman, your captions are always heeee-larious!

Keep it up, please...

[NeoCaveman]

Thank you Mr. Claderon for agreeing to be my dinner. I felt like Mexican tonight. Now get in my belly.

[Doctor Don]

Albore is puckering up to kiss Miss Piggy.

[ShorelineMike]

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[Collier]

He looks like Rodney Dangerfield in that pic.

[SlowBoat407]

[MarkL]

EK-THEL-THIOR!

Mark

[CodeMasterPhilzar]

For the first picture...

Anyone catch "Those Magnificent Men and Their Flying Machines" when it was on DirectTV a few weeks back? Well, Al there in the first pic reminds me of the leader of the German race team. You know, when he was making those fake trumpet noises while marching his men about...