LOL!
Do you sit up nights thinking this stuff up??
:^D
My theory is ejonesie is naturally brilliant. He comes up with something really fast. No overnight thinking time allowed.
It’s like fish in a barrel.
A barrel built with cheap Mexican labor containing tracking devices that link directly to the massive antennas build into the structure of the CFR facility that watches our every move and pumps fluoride into our water supply via Pepsi One dispensers in an obvious attempt to brainwash us into accepting a monolithic one world government. It is Pepsi ONE you know...
Coincidence, I think not!
Don’t even ask what they are doing through the distribution of Coke ZERO...
(See, just too easy....)