Posted on 08/10/2007 10:10:21 AM PDT by pabianice
“It’s nature. I’m sorry it’s negatively affecting you,”
STERLING, MA - A sump pump rumbled in the cellar of her Sterling home and a hose gurgled in the front yard as Mary B. Honan waited for a state Department of Conservation and Recreation official to arrive at her house earlier this week.
The feisty Irish lilt in her voice falling flat, Ms. Honan declared herself the loser of a four-year war. “The beavers have won,” she said before the deputy director arrived.
A native of Ireland, Ms. Honan fell in love with the energy of the United States in the 1970s while here on a visit, and decided to make it her home. “The coolest place in the world to be was here. So I stayed,” Ms. Honan said the other day.
Some of her life went well, and some not so much. But in April 1992, the single mother of two graduated from Fitchburg State College and bought a house.
“It was my pride and joy,” she said. “You know, doing it all on your own.”
“There was no water — bone dry,” she said as water flowed from her cellar at 6 Twine Road in Sterling through a wide hose and onto the lawn in front of the yellow, cape-style house, whooshing past a “Leprechaun Crossing” sign.
Way in back of the woodland, where a seasonally mushy wetland had been, were the unmistakable signs of beavers. They had gathered branches and started building homes. On nearby Campground Road, where water flows through a box-shaped culvert under the railroad and toward the new wetland across from Ms. Honan’s house, beavers have built a virtual village of small huts and a huge beaver house.
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<P.In fact yesterday.....
Hope you have better luck than I did yesterday.....
Guess its not even worth finding that pic of “The Beaver” and captioning it with something witty. Although I don’t think its gonna stop others..
Most likely not...
;o)
I am a resident of Massachusetts, and I can assure you this does not surprise me a bit.
Hell, never mind beavers. Some kinds of damned salamnders and turtles take precedence over humans.
Good thing we don’t have any frikking spotted owls up here.
Trap and wear beaver, support humans!
Personally I see them and they have never bothered me, but others have had problems...
Beavers aren't a protected species. She should go out and shoot the little bastards. Then let nature take its course.
“I just keep feeling like the beavers are higher than we are,” she said.
The beavers must be higher, their homes aren’t flooded.
Won’t people ever learn not to mess with beavers? Those who dare will only find trouble. :P
“Good thing we don’t have any frikking spotted owls up here.”
Why don’t you like spotted owls? Don’t you know that they taste like chicken?
The higher the beavers, the higher the flood.
I am suprised that the article didn’t mention “the beaver holocaust”
when “White Europeans” appeared in N. America...
and the need for “reparations” for the suffering caused by generations
of beavers.
Maybe some sanity is creeping into journalism???
Slang term? I thought a beaver was the mascot of MIT?
I once had a Beaver bite onto my nipple and spilt my beer..
Just dam
LOL...that is why I had to move out of Oregon...
My Appetite for fricassed Spotted Owl was going to land me in the penitentiary...:)
She needs a good bow and arrow and some night vision goggles.
Or else dynamite.
Save a tree...
Also, it’s silly to say it’s just “nature” when the natural predators have been removed from the equation.
I've had more fun snapping about 200 yard shots at them with iron sights on my 8MM Mauser, I will regret the day I actually kill the last one.
Then she'd really be in trouble. Probably charged with murder.
Carolyn
I have a similar problem where I live. Every 3 or so years a band of the little toothy bastards move in and start damning up the creek below my house, which in turn causes flooding of the bridge leading to my house.
Thankfully I live in a state where they can be terminated for destroying your property. As of the end of July the critter body count stands at 28 terminated in the last 6 yrs. A Ruger 10/22 with a cheap scope does wonders for shortening their longevity on this earth.
Make it look like an accident.
That is the biggest problem in central Texas. Not owls so much, but the Barton Creek salamander, Golden Cheeked warbler, Blind cave beetles, etc. Every time there is any development planned, they EV whackos show up and try to find something "protected".
Wrong-o. Make it look like a suicide.
Roast beaver tail over campfire,
cut it open and pull the skin off.
(This makes a very rich meat.)
So only beavers are allowed to detroy forests now? Loggers go in they are bad! beavers go in and destroy the infastructure, they are good. Lesson to be learned: Never move or live in the Northeast....or West Coast for that matter!
Wish I could find, it was funny.
What and they can’t plug up the pipe? What makes this baffle so special? They’re pretty crafty little devils.
Here’s a link to a brochure on the subject:
http://www.dnr.state.wi.us/org/land/wildlife/TRAP/beaverwebversion1.pdf
They use “beaver baffle” to refer to a barrier to prevent beaver from blocking culverts. The “beaver pipes” are what I meant by the term.
There are hidden contradictions in the minds of people who “love Nature” while deploring the “artificialities” with which “Man has spoiled ‘Nature.’ “
The obvious contradiction lies in their choice of words, which imply that Man and his artifacts are not part of “Nature”, but beavers and their dams are.
But the contradictions go deeper than this prima-facie absurdity.
In declaring his love for a beaver dam (erected by beavers for beavers’ purposes) and his hatred for dams erected by men (for the purposes of men) the “Naturist” reveals his hatred for his own race, i.e. his own self-hatred.
In the case,of “Naturists” such self-hatred is understandable; they are such a sorry lot.
But hatred is too strong an emotion to feel toward them; pity and contempt are the most they rate.
As for me, willy-nilly I am a man, not a beaver, and H. sapiens is the only race I have or can have.
Fortunately for me, I like being part of a race made up of men and women, it strikes me as a fine arrangement and perfectly “natural.”
LAZARUS LONG
Google:
Spring Pond Beavers
STATE OF MICHIGAN Reply to: GRAND RAPIDS DISTRICT OFFICE STATE OFFICE BUILDING 6TH FLOOR 350 OTTAWA NW GRAND RAPIDS MI 49503-2341 JOHN ENGLER, Governor DEPARTMENT OF ENVIRONMENTAL QUALITY HOLLISTER BUILDING, PO BOX 30473, LANSING MI 48909-7973 INTERNET: http://www.deq.state.mi RUSSELL J. HARDING, Director December 17, 1997 CERTIFIED Mr. Ryan DeVries 2088 Dagget Pierson, MI 49339 Dear Mr. DeVries: SUBJECT: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023-1 T11N, R10W, Sec. 20, Montcalm County It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files show that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions. Sincerely, David L. Price District Representative Land and Water Management Division Dear Mr. Price: Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N, R10W, Sec 20; Montcalm County Your certified letter dated 12/17/97 has been handed to me to respond to. You sent out a great deal of carbon copies to a lot of people, but you neglected to include their addresses. You will, therefore, have to send them a copy of my response. First of all, Mr. Ryan DeVries is not the legal landowner and/or contractor at As to your dam request the beavers first must fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity, my first dam question to you is: are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers or do you require all dam beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request? If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, please send me completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits. Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of My first concern is - aren't the dam beavers entitled to dam legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said dam representation - so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event causing dam flooding is proof we should leave the dam Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling them dam names. If you want the dam stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition - contact the dam beavers - but if you are going to arrest them (they obviously did not pay any dam attention to your dam letter-being unable to read English) - be sure you read them their dam Miranda rights first. As for me, I am not going to cause more dam flooding or dam debris jams by interfering with these dam builders. If you want to hurt these dam beavers - be aware I am sending a copy of your dam letter and this response to PETA. If your dam Department seriously finds all dams of this nature inherently hazardous and truly will not permit their existence in this dam State - I seriously hope you are not selectively enforcing this dam policy, or once again both I and the Spring Pond Beavers will scream prejudice! In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their dam unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green, and water flows downstream. They have more dam right than I to live and enjoy Spring Pond. So, as far as I and the beavers are concerned, this dam case can be referred for more dam elevated enforcement action now. Why wait until 1/31/98? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then, and there will be no dam way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them then. In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention a real environmental quality (health) problem: bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave the dam beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! (The bears are not careful where they dump!) Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office. Sincerely, Stephen L. Tvedten |
...and I've been laughing , ever since.
They should have shipped the beavers over to NO to help with their damn dike problem.
Loved the cartoon!!
There was an anti-leg hold trap ballot initiative a few years ago sponsored by PETA. It passed so easily that they later remarked that if they had known how easy it was going to be, they’d have tried to outlaw hunting.
City dwellers and ditzy suburbanities like Ms. Honan voted for it overwhelmingly.
Anyway the upshot that no leg hold traps lead to a surge in the beaver (order rodentia) population. FWIW, I saw beaver in the pond next to my house a few weeks ago. Fortunately, the floor of my basement is pretty high above it.
Hell, I thought it was hillarious, but on the blogs I've posted it on, it seemed to kill the threads stone dead.
Damn the beavers, full steam ahead...
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