Hey, why not trust her? It's not like she's going to "take off" without telling anybody, right?
Posted on 08/11/2007 5:13:46 PM PDT by melt
ORLANDO, FLA. — Former astronaut Lisa Nowak wants a judge to let her remove the ankle bracelet that allows authorities to track her location as she awaits trial for allegedly attacking a romantic rival, saying it is "an unnecessary and excessive expense."
Nowak is paying $105 a week — $2,940 so far — for the monitoring device as a condition of her release, according to a court filing her attorney says was made Thursday. The clerk at the Circuit Court in Orange County could not find the filing, but said it could be in the pipeline.
Nowak also argues that the device interferes with her ability to exercise, which is a requirement for a Navy officer, and her ability to drive, fly on a commercial airplane and monitor her children in the pool.
"The device is not small, comfortable, lightweight or unobtrusive as its supplier would have one believe," the filing says.
Nowak has pleaded not guilty to charges of attempted kidnapping, battery and burglary with assault. She is accused of attacking another woman, Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman, in a parking lot at Orlando International Airport last February. Nowak told police she and Shipman were vying for the affection of former astronaut Bill Oefelein.
Kepler Funk, attorney for Shipman, said he planned to fight the motion.
"Assuming the judge allows me to speak on the topic, I'm going to tell the judge that Ms. Shipman still has fear regarding Ms. Nowak," Funk said.
In an interview with detectives, Nowak says she confronted Shipman because she wanted to know "where she stands" in the bizarre love triangle.
Nowak, 44, allegedly attacked Shipman with pepper spray and tried to jump into her vehicle. Police say Nowak was carrying a duffel bag with a steel mallet, 4-inch knife and a BB gun.
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Hey, why not trust her? It's not like she's going to "take off" without telling anybody, right?
Sweetie, you should have thought about that before you decided it was a good idea to drive from H-Town to Orlando for a catfight.
Restrict her access to any “Depends” and she won’t go far.
Strange case.........
It’s mighty lucky for this kook that I don’t run things. This is what I’d have shackled her into: http://www.rootsweb.com/~neresour/OLLibrary/Montgomery/pics/mahi130.jpg
Waaaa! Tough ! The wench needs to be kicked out of the Navy and then go to jail.
It really is a strange case and I wish the media would cover it more. Here are successful, intelligent people engaging in such weird behavior.
And we know next to nothing regarding what transpired.
Toots you aren't an Astronaut anymore! You are just a lovestruck moonbat stalker who is damn lucky to get bail.
“You are just a lovestruck moonbat stalker who is damn lucky to get bail.”
That’s gonna be the title to next year’s hottest Country Music hit!
If you can’t wear the jewelry, don’t do the foolery.
Poor baby, still has to wear diapers and be on a leash.
Lol!
"The device is not small, comfortable, lightweight or unobtrusive as its supplier would have one believe," the filing says.
Jail is gonna be a lot more restrictive.
For petes sake! The woman wore a diaper so she could drive a thousand miles without taking toilet breaks.
She looks not guilty though.
Fly on an airplane(!) She has completely lost her last marble. Look, lady, you are not supposed to go anywhere.....see....that’s why you have the ankle bracelet....see....you are awaiting trial as a defendant sew...getting on the plane would make you a fugitive....oh...maybe that’s what you you had in mind....
I asked if you’d tell me
How you drove so far without stopping
your only reply was, “Depends.”
When I said your perfume was not to my taste
You sprayed my eyes
with your can of mace...
This is gonna take some work.
What I can’t believe is that her husband kept her. Guess the perceived glamor of being married to an Astro-nut trumps all.
*SHRUG*
Happens all the time! "Successful" & "Intelligent" very often fade in the event of strong emotions!
YOUTUBE DFU SING-ALONG MOCKING OF NOWAK - http://youtube.com/watch?v=mz4trRQXXek
You like to brag
that you’re some
high altitude piece of tail
But you are just a
lovestruck moonbat stalker
who is damn lucky to get bail
I don’t think her husband kept her.
I’d hit her...if she didn’t have any idea of who I was, where I lived, the work I did, etc.
Heck, I’d have to wear a bag over MY face, just for safety.
"She says she doesn't want to wear her monitor, Houston! What makes HER special??"
Obviously being “Successful” & “Intelligent” does not preclude one from doing stupid things.
Hmmmm. Last I heard, he did, but I stopped following this story after Greta started giving “Diaper Reports” on the hour, LOL!
Yes, I heard they divorced. I am surprised he lets her have the kids though.
He was cruisin' before she was... No sainthood to anoint any of these players with!
Ohhh, the space-ho is back in the news......
Would 
change that opinion?
Actions have consequences.
Nice video.
She could choose to go to jail instead.
“Flight” risk?
thinking her dumb ass was special... is was what got her into that monitor in the first place!!! i see she's learned nothing.
Naw, that’s only 5% of the time. She can go home to visit mom when in manic mode.
As a "flight" risk, maybe she should use some "shuttle diplomacy" to gain the judge's trust. : )
I thought her husband had the kids. Why don’t they just put her in jail while awaiting trial?
no way- and she should be on suicide watch too
Mark my words, she's not going to see any prison time. Beyond some of the bizarre details of this story, this is just a catfight that escalated into a simple macing. While that might constitute assault and battery, we don't often send people with clean records to incarceration for that. Especially when the perp is a woman.
She'll have a good lawyer, this is the kind of high profile case that some attorneys chase hard after. Her shyster will tell the jury that she's already suffered enough by being kicked out of the astronaut corps, the intense public humiliation she will continue to suffer as the 'diaper astronaut', and that she will probably be dishonorably discharged from the Navy when all is said and done.
The lawyer will pull out the 'hero' astronaut photos, and will remind the jury that she's a mother who just made a bad romantic choice. If there is a jury that is 50% or more female, she'll walk. And any prosecutor who winds up with such a jury will probably negotiate a guilty plea, with probation only.
If she is out on bail, then why the ankle bracelet? Was she not able to make bail and this was offered as an option? I’ve never heard of this being done before. Usually ankle bracelets are for someone convicted and serving part of their sentence at home, like Martha Stewart.
Turns out she never wore diapers. It was made up by the press to make the story sound bizzare and then Leno and the talking heads embellished the story further.
That just makes it easier for the lawyer to work up sympathy for her. She will still suffer from that story, even though it wasn't true. The humiliation will dog her every move for the rest of her life, and will even find its way into her obituary some day.
Pampers PING list!
She is scheming. Check her recent credit card records for Pampers purchases.
"The device is not small, comfortable, lightweight or unobtrusive as its supplier would have one believe," the filing says."
Oh, I'm sorry...we are supposed to forget your little road trip and the purpose behind it and instead make your life comfortable and happy. This poor little aldultress woman is a trip. Who is she to ask for anything beyond mercy? How about a county jail cell?
I s’pose ya think Brangelina looks any better without her makeup?
...this is just a catfight that escalated into a simple macing. While that might constitute assault and battery, we don’t often send people with clean records to incarceration for that. Especially when the perp is a woman.
Now if it were a man...and he pointed his finger at the woman...
Not as much as awaiting trial in a cell.
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