Muslims Protest Pet Food Factory
A group of Muslims in Rugby, United Kingdom are opposing plans for a pet food factory to be built in nearby Coton Park. Muslim residents in the area point out that if the factory were to be bombed, the pork will rain down on our homes and gardens.
“Our religion expressly forbids us to come into contact with pigs in any form, said resident, Mustaf Kilamanh. “Because of the high risk of jihadi action in this infidel land, our mortal souls are placed in grave danger. Say a bomb hurls pieces of swine into the air. If I were to be slain by a falling piece of ham, my soul would go straight to Hell. Such a tragedy must not be permitted.
“In this country we are allowed the right to follow our religion and religious beliefs, Kilamanh continued. By allowing this plan to go ahead my religious rights are being swept to one side to satisfy kaffir greed.
Kilamanh is demanding that this plant and others like it be prohibited from being built wherever Muslims live. These are Muslim lands now, Kilamanh asserted. They must not be defiled in this way.
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