China says US soybeans unsafe (oh, brother)

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070822064416.l7or1zaz&show_article=1 ^

[hgro]

China, the whore of Asia and the last limping bastion of communism.

[SengirV]

Not enough lead in them for the discriminating Chinese pallet?

[scott7278]

It didn’t quite have the metallic taste they expected.

[bcsco]

If you dare tell the truth about communist China , they’ll lie about you.

Ooh! Ooh! Please say it isn't so. Oh, it is?

Oh, well, next topic.

[N. Theknow]

The soybeans are so tiny they could choke a child who plays with his food.

[Cinnamon Girl]

That’s fine, China. Go ahead and send back the faulty pace makers. I’m sure you can make them yourselves for half the price. And without all those stinking regulations on the use of toxic chemicals.

[Obadiah]

Yeah, China, you’re probably right. Okay then, here’s the deal: You no longer buy our soybeans, and we’ll stop buying your crappy lead painted dolls.

Works for me.

[lesser_satan]

Is there some way we can have free trade with everybody BUT the genocidal Red Chinese? This isn’t working out too well.

[FormerACLUmember]

Yeah, the US soybeans are deficient in the endless toxic waste and fecal contamination the Chinese are accustomed to in their normal diet.

[this is my name not yours]

No soybeans = no soy sauce.

No soy sauce = no kung pow chicken.

[TexasCajun]

All Soybeens are unsafe if you ask me.

Too-Foo is so nasty!

[1rudeboy]

Bingo.

[tracer]

Sorghum halepense, also known as Johnson weed, is a difficult to eradicate.

However, it only has toxic effects on ruminants and other animals that consume large quantitites of it over a long period of day-long grazing.

I (a Ph.D.-level scientist with training in pharmacology and toxicology) could find no reference to toxicity in humans, and, given that the imported soy beans in question apparently are destined to be processed into food products for human consumption, the protestations of the Chi-Coms are spurious indeed....

[Anticommie]

China says US soybeans unsafe (oh, brother)

Hey ChiComs, you were never able to produce enough food to feed your sorry and always hungry asses, just like all your fellow comrades (Soviets, Cuba, N Korea etc.), so instead of our soybeans eat worms and dirt as you did most of your past lousy history.

We can make better use of our soybeans converting them to fuel, since we do not eat this s*it anyway.

[tracer]

As for faulty pacemakers, it is prudent to test such medical devices prior to implantation. Their testing methods are likely to be less than state-of-the-art. They’re probably p!$$ed that they can’t re-use them repeatedly....

[top 2 toe red]

Yeah, that's the truth...the soybeans are probably too bland for their taste without those added ingredients that they're apparently use to consuming.

[quesney]

“I (a Ph.D.-level scientist with training in pharmacology and toxicology) could find no reference to toxicity in humans, and, given that the imported soy beans in question apparently are destined to be processed into food products for human consumption, the protestations of the Chi-Coms are spurious indeed....”

So, bogus claims from the Commies. Who’da thunk it?

[this is my name not yours]

ALL YOUR SOYBEAN ARE BELONG TO US!!!

[DejaJude]

Recent global scares over the safety of China's exports -- ranging from toys to clothes to toothpaste -- have not made major headlines in the nation's state-run media.

If they didn't publicize it, how did they explain the execution of one guy and the suicide of another?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Did they find a "soy bomb"?