ZOT! scarface2035 a stand up comedian?!?!

[scarface2035]

Well I was watching my local new station in Phoenix Arizona, and there was this

[Theresawithanh]

*SNIFF* Welcome to FR!

But I wanna tell ya...

IBZ?

[jazusamo]

ibtz

[TomServo]

what a doofus...

[dighton]

Well he said something kind of bad and funny at the same time.

Funny how?

[TomServo]

LOL!!!!

[lowbridge]

[Socratic]

All is vanity.

[Theresawithanh]

Can I call 'em or what, Scarface?

[JRios1968]

Mod sez:

[don-o]

Zotted before you signed up!! Dude. That is style.

[itsamelman]

[Recovering Hermit]

Although somewhat funny because I dont entirely agree with what George W. has done.

That makes two of us. The only difference is that I don't think it's funny at all.

[darkangel82]

IATZ ping

[weegee]

Want to see something REALLY funny/scary/insulting?

This is National Security under Democrats laughing at the American public and this is NOT a fake photo.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Kill us all with their damned incompetence.

[darkangel82]

oops, forgot to ping you too

[Old Sarge]

///// #PPPPPPP

DTG 010501Z SEP 07

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: ZOT

RE 1: POST 1

1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER HAS AUTHORIZED ENGAGEMENT - REPEAT - FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER HAS AUTHORIZED ENGAGEMENT.

2. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. WATCH NCOIC WILL CONDUCT BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER.

3. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.

#/////

NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

[Mr_Moonlight]

Well, the reason is obvious, isn't it?

His EIA Res was skewed 27.735 points towards the azimuth grid nexus on its zenith, while the nebuli total fell a whopping 273.8269 points across the standard gamut of 94.8 max!

Otherwise, he left out the Pi factor, which is always fatal to any calculation .....

[DocRock]

[elizabetty]

Surely some of these Zottists are regular posters with phony handles. They know a little too much about how things work around here.

[Bullish]

I love it!

[kanawa]

I detect a pattern in your posting history.

[stephenjohnbanker]

LOL!!

[stephenjohnbanker]

LMAO!!

[HighWheeler]

[DaveLoneRanger]

SEND IN THE DRAGOONS!

[stephenjohnbanker]

3.1416............I wanna piecea pie!!

[jazusamo]

.7854...piececan

[Billthedrill]

Ooooh, white space! I love white space!

Do you wear shoes? I wear 'em all the time, and socks too, and I put the socks on right after I shower. So why is it I get this stuff under my toenails? Where does it come from? Is it, like, from another dimension or something? And if it is why does it pick my particular toenails?

You clean horses' hooves with a hoof pick but you can't use them on your toenails. Lord knows I've tried. I'd use a fingernail file to dig it out but my maternal grandfather died shortly after he did that.

Never saw the truck that hit him. Thanks for listening.

[JRios1968]

[2111USMC]

Edited (Other) on 08/31/2007 10:27:00 PM CDT by Admin Moderator
Reason:

Loss of signal

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LOL!

[hosepipe]

Used to hypnotize John McLaim followers..

[stephenjohnbanker]

Pecan PI sounds good :-)

[steveegg]

Excellent way to zot.

[Neil E. Wright]

SILLY, Viking Kitty! As you can see from the pics she is a well qualified Viking Kitty. She eats jerky and "tries" to drink my beer, she's ornery, headstrong, and generally a pain in the butt!!! (Particularly when she's in heat and I won't let her outside!!!!) LOL

In this photo we see Silly at the door when I say "Disruptor"	Silly immediately takes up her position on the desk and contemplates the "ZOT" button	Here, Silly decides that the "ZOT" is in order, and she reaches for the "ZOT" button	Here, Silly advises me of a successful "ZOT" operation.

(click on each image to view a larger pic)

And, while I'm here, let me introduce the VK Division to BooBoo, Silly's trainee and new sidekick.

[Slings and Arrows]

Damn, we’re getting a crappy grade of troll these days.

[Stayingawayfromthedarkside]

That is because they are trying to go after us through politicians and the media. They know they can not attack us on our turf.

[tet68]

I guess the Indian Head must not be politically correct nowadays.

Hahaha, I remember getting up saturday morning and watching the test pattern till broadcasting started, that’s how old
I am.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

[txflake]

[Cindy]

What exactly was said by the poster?
The history of the comment says loss of signal.

[eyedigress]

Learn how to calibrate a camera and it becomes second nature. (Where is the Indian Head?)

[Cindy]

You’re banned buddy.
I see you’re a game boy.
Get a life.

#

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=scarface2035&btnG=Google+Search

[txflake]

Don’t know. I pinged y’all over the phoenix thing, wondering who amongst y’all might understand the signal thing.

[Nasty McPhilthy]

ibtz

[uglybiker]

[Cindy]

Did the message say “phoenix”?

[Slings and Arrows]

If that qualifies you for the Old Farts’ Club, then I’m a member in good standing.

[txflake]

I don't know, didn't see it. The graphic made me flash to Adnan.

What does the graphic represent?

[Slings and Arrows]

So all we get is the cannonfodder? ‘Tain’t even sporting.