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FReeper Canteen~The USS NAUTILUS (SSN-571)~6 Sept 2007
Various Internet | Canteen Crew

Posted on 09/05/2007 5:50:54 PM PDT by AZamericonnie

The FReeper Canteen Presents.....

The USS NAUTILUS (SSN-571)

USS Nautilus is arguably the most famous submarine in the world. She was first in many respects, including being the first nuclear submarine, first submarine to navigate under the North Pole, as well as setting many endurance records for submerged operations. She also participated in many exercises that helped to rewrite Anti-Submarine Warfare doctrine.



USS NAUTILUS was laid down 14 June 1952, President Harry S. Truman officiating, at the Electric Boat Co., Division of General Dynamics Corp., Groton, Connecticut; launched 21 January 1954; sponsored by Mrs. Dwight D. Eisenhower, wife of President Eisenhower, and commissioned 30 September 1954, Comdr. E. P. Wilkinson in command.

Following commissioning NAUTILUS remained at dockside for further construction and testing until 17 January 1955. Then, at 1100, her lines were cast off and she was "underway on nuclear power." Trials followed and on 10 May NAUTILUS headed south for shakedown. She remained submerged while enroute to Puerto Rico, covering 1,381 miles in 89.8 hours, the longest submerged cruise, to that date, by a submarine, and at the highest sustained submerged speed ever recorded for a period of over one hour's duration. Throughout 1955, and into 1957, she investigated the effects of the radically increased submerged speed and endurance, such changes in submerged mobility having virtually wiped out progress in anti-submarine warfare techniques. The airplane and radar, which helped defeat submarines in the Atlantie during World War II, proved ineffective against a vessel which did not need to surface, could clear an area in record time, and swiftly change depth simultaneously.



On 4 February 1957, NAUTILUS logged her 60,000th nautical mile to bring to reality the achievements of her fictitious namesake in Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. In May she departed for the Pacific Coast to participate in coastal exercises and the fleet exercise, operation "Home run," which acquainted units of the Pacific Fleet with the capabilities of nuclear submarines.

NAUTILUS returned to New London 21 July and departed again 19 August for her first voyage, of 1,383 miles, under polar pack ice. Thence, she headed for the Eastern Atlantic to participate in NATO exercises and conduct a tour of various British and French ports where she was inspected by defense personnel of those countries. She arrived back at New London 28 October, underwent upkeep, and then conducted coastal operations until the spring.

On 25 April 1958 she was underway again for the West Coast. Stopping at San Diego, San Francisco, and Seattle she began her history making Polar transit, operation "Sunshine," as she departed the latter port 9 June. On 19 June she entered the Chukchi Sea, but was turned back by deep draft ice in those shallow waters. On the 28th she arrived at Pearl Harbor to await better ice conditions. By 23 July her wait was over and she set a course northward. She submerged in the Barrow Sea Valley 1 August and on 3 August, at 2315 (EDST) she became the first ship to reach the geographic North Pole. From the North Pole, she continued on and after 96 hours and 1830 miles under the ice, she surfaced northeast of Greenland, having completed the first successful voyage across the North Pole.



Proceeding from Greenland to Portland, England, she received the Presidential Unit Citation, the first ever issued in peace time, from American Ambassador J. H. Whitney, and then set a westerly course which put her into the Thames River estuary at New London 29 October. For the remainder of the year she operated from her homeport, New London, Connecticut.

Following fleet exercises in early 1959, NAUTILUS entered the Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, for her first complete overhaul (28 May 1959 - 15 August 1960). Overhaul was followed by refresher training and on 24 October she departed New London for her first deployment with the 6th Fleet in the Mediterranean, returning to her homeport 16 December.

NAUTILUS operated in the Atlantic, conducting evaluation tests for ASW improvements, participating in NATO exercises and, during the fall of 1962, in the naval quarantine of Cuba, until she headed east again for a two month Mediterranean tour in August 1963. On her return she joined in fleet exercises until entering the Portsmouth Naval Shipyard for her second overhaul 17 January 1964. On 2 May 1966, NAUTILUS returned to her homeport to resume operations with the Atlantic Fleet. For the next year and a quarter she conducted special operations for ComSubLant and then in August 1967, returned to Portsmouth, for another year's stay, following which she conducted exercises off the southeastern seaboard. She returned to New London in December 1968, and into 1970 she continued to participate in operations as a unit of the 2nd Fleet.

*Non-QTVR USS Nautilus Tour*


General Characteristics: Awarded: August 2, 1951
Keel laid: June 14, 1952
Launched: January 21, 1954
Commissioned: September 30, 1954
Decommissioned: March 3, 1980
Builder: Electric Boat Division of General Dynamics Corporation, Groton, CT.
Propulsion system: one nuclear reactor
Propellers: two
Length: 324 feet (98.75 meters)
Beam: 27.8 feet (8.47 meters)
Draft: 22 feet (6.7 meters)
Displacement: Surfaced: approx. 3,530 tons Submerged: approx. 4,090 tons
Speed: Surfaced: approx. 22 knots Submerged: approx. +20 knots
Armament: six 533 mm torpedo tubes
Crew: 13 Officers, 92 Enlisted

*Nautilus Video Clip*


In the spring of 1979, NAUTILUS set out from Groton, Connecticut on her final voyage. She reached Mare Island Naval Shipyard, Vallejo, California on May 26, 1979 - her last day underway. She was decommissioned on March 3, 1980 after a career spanning 25 years and over half a million miles steamed.

In recognition of her pioneering role in the practical use of nuclear power, NAUTILUS was designated a National Historic Landmark by the Secretary of the Interior on May 20, 1982. Following an extensive historic ship conversion at Mare Island Naval Shipyard, NAUTILUS was towed to Groton, Connecticut arriving on July 6, 1985.

On April 11, 1986, eighty-six years to the day after the birth of the Submarine Force, Historic Ship NAUTILUS, joined by the Submarine Force Museum, opened to the public as the first and finest exhibit of its kind in the world, providing an exciting, visible link between yesterday's Submarine Force and the Submarine Force of tomorrow.





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To: MeekMom
Good morning, MM...((HUGS))...a great singer has been lost. And I am off for bed here real shortly



301 posted on 09/06/2007 4:12:50 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN; LUV W

You have Peep t-shirts?! I definitely have to go next time ;) LOL!
Hugs!


302 posted on 09/06/2007 4:15:27 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: GodBlessUSA

303 posted on 09/06/2007 4:18:42 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: Kathy in Alaska
LOL! Good Morning Ma :)

HUGS! GB ang Booboo
304 posted on 09/06/2007 4:23:28 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: AZamericonnie; Kathy in Alaska; E.G.C.; darkwing104; Fawnn; Radix; stand watie; CMS; HiJinx; ...

WELCOME TO

(where our troops, allies and their families can refresh themselves)

Good morning, Everyone. Good morning

Thank you, Connie, for preparing the Canteen for today's activities.

DC Metroland weather report ~ Today....A mix of clouds and sun this morning with more sunshine this afternoon. Hot. High near 90F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph. ~ Tonight.....Mainly clear skies. Low 67F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph.

I guess I'd better make my rounds and then try to get some work done. But, you stay right where you are. Don't touch that dial. Don't change that channel. Put down that remote. Don't leave the room. Keep your eyes on your monitor. Cause...............I'll be bock!

Now remember, the Canteen is

So, come on in and sit for a while. There's always plenty of coffee, pancakes, conversation, silliness, and plain old BS

REMEMBER THEM ....

DEFENDERS OF FREEDOM

FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT

Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above. Honoring those who have served before.

(many thanks to wonderful Sonora for the cute smiley woo hoos)

305 posted on 09/06/2007 4:41:39 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: beachn4fun

((HUGS))Good morning, Beach. How’s it going?


306 posted on 09/06/2007 4:54:40 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: BIGLOOK

“Diesel Boats Forever!”

I believe the Nautilus was in Portsmouth Naval shipyards when I reported aboard the USS Grenadier SS-525 there in 1964.

DBF Bump!


307 posted on 09/06/2007 5:13:16 AM PDT by antisocial (Texas SCV - Deo Vindice)
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To: beachn4fun; Kathy in Alaska; txradioguy; Diva Betsy Ross; StarCMC; Lady Jag; laurenmarlowe; ...












Good morning to everyone at the Canteen.
Inspection today, so FR will be on the back burner.

308 posted on 09/06/2007 5:21:46 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The measure of a country is not how many people are wanting to come in, but how many want to leave.)
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To: AZamericonnie
Excellent thread (((Connie)))
309 posted on 09/06/2007 5:26:47 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: E.G.C.

Good morning and (((HUGS))) EG. Not much happening. Getting ready to jump into some work that’s here on my desk. Thinking how I wished I were laying on the beach somewhere, reading a book. *sigh*

Howz things out your way?


310 posted on 09/06/2007 5:33:23 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Good morning, dear

(((HUGS)))


311 posted on 09/06/2007 5:34:11 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: beachn4fun
Well, I'm going to go do some lawnmowing. We have some rain in the forecast.

Also, we're going to find out today what if any updates will be coming out for Windows next week.

Other than that, not much else going on.

312 posted on 09/06/2007 5:43:06 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: Arrowhead1952

Morning, AH!


313 posted on 09/06/2007 5:43:49 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........BEWARE.........the SAPP are watching......)
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To: beachn4fun
Good Morning :)

314 posted on 09/06/2007 5:54:00 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: E.G.C.

Good Morning E.G.C. :)
How are you today. I’m doing pretty good. I’m out to mow the lawn in a bit also.
HUGS!


315 posted on 09/06/2007 5:55:14 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Good Morning Arrowhead :)


316 posted on 09/06/2007 5:55:42 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: GodBlessUSA
((HUGS))Good morning, GodBlessUSA.

Chuck and I are going to go out and ride around. Then when we come back I'll do the mowing.

We let Bo in every evening. Every now and then we have to spray the house for fleas. Chuck wants to do that this morning.

317 posted on 09/06/2007 6:18:15 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: GodBlessUSA
Good morning, FRiend


318 posted on 09/06/2007 6:41:52 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: All

One-Skillet Spaghetti Mac
Enjoy family-favorite flavors in a weeknight-easy skillet bake.

Prep Time:15 min
Start to Finish:45 min
Makes:5 servings

1/2 cup Original Bisquick® mix
1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder, if desired
1/4 cup water
1 egg
1 pound lean (at least 80%) ground beef
2 cups spaghetti sauce
3/4 cup water
1 cup uncooked small elbow macaroni

1. Heat oven to 375°F. In small bowl, stir together Bisquick® mix, cheese, garlic powder, 1/4 cup water and the egg; set aside.
2. In ovenproof 10-inch skillet, cook beef over medium heat about 8 minutes, stirring occasionally, until brown; drain. Stir in spaghetti sauce, 3/4 cup water and the macaroni. Heat to boiling, about 5 minutes, stirring constantly. Spoon Bisquick® mixture around edge of skillet, leaving center open.
3. Bake 20 to 25 minutes or until top is golden brown. Sprinkle with additional Parmesan cheese if desired. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft) Increase water for beef mixture to 1 cup. Bake 22 to 27 minutes.

Nutrition Information:
1 Serving: Calories 460 (Calories from Fat 180); Total Fat 20g (Saturated Fat 7g, Trans Fat 1g); Cholesterol 105mg; Sodium 910mg;** Total Carbohydrate 46g (Dietary Fiber 3g, Sugars 9g); Protein 27g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 15%; Vitamin C 10%; Calcium 20%; Iron 20% Exchanges: 2 1/2 Starch; 1/2 Other Carbohydrate; 0 Vegetable; 3 Medium-Fat Meat; 1/2 Fat Carbohydrate Choices: 3 *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Did You Know?
Beef mixture can be microwaved. For step 2, crumble ground beef into microwavable 2-quart casserole. Cover and microwave on High 6 minutes, stirring every 3 minutes, until no longer pink; drain. Stir in spaghetti sauce and macaroni; OMIT 3/4 cup water. Cover and microwave on High 6 minutes or until boiling; stir. Spoon Bisquick® mixture around edge of casserole, leaving center open. Continue with step 3.

Health Twist
Use ground turkey breast instead of the ground beef.

(Recipe found on the Betty Crocker website)(** comment: this is definitely not a dish to eat very often)

319 posted on 09/06/2007 7:09:37 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Thanks Kathy!

{{HUGS}}


320 posted on 09/06/2007 7:13:19 AM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: All

Impossibly Easy Cheeseburger Bake (Cooking for 2)
Bisquick Heart Smart™ recipe! Get all the great taste of a cheeseburger magically baked in one pan.

Prep Time:10 min
Start to Finish:30 min
Makes:2 servings

1/4 lb extra-lean (at least 90%) ground beef
1/4 cup chopped onion
1/3 cup shredded reduced-fat Cheddar cheese
1/4 cup Bisquick Heart Smart® mix
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup fat-free (skim) milk
1/4 cup fat-free egg product or 2 egg whites

1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray 8x4-inch loaf pan with cooking spray.
2. In 10-inch nonstick skillet, cook beef and onion over medium-high heat 5 to 7 minutes, stirring frequently, until thoroughly cooked; drain. Spread in pan; sprinkle with cheese. In small bowl, stir together remaining ingredients. Pour into pan.
3. Bake about 20 minutes or until knife inserted in center comes out clean.

High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): No change.

Nutrition Information:
1 Serving: Calories 210 (Calories from Fat 60); Total Fat 7g (Saturated Fat 2 1/2g, Trans Fat 0g); Cholesterol 40mg; Sodium 740mg; **Total Carbohydrate 16g (Dietary Fiber 0g, Sugars 6g); Protein 22g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 6%; Vitamin C 0%; Calcium 30%; Iron 15% Exchanges: 1 Starch; 0 Other Carbohydrate; 0 Vegetable; 2 1/2 Lean Meat Carbohydrate Choices: 1
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Do-Ahead
Cook a one-pound package of ground beef with the onion. Use 1/4 of it for this recipe. Cool the remaining beef completely, then divide into three parts, wrap tightly and freeze for future use.

(Recipe found on the Betty Crocker website)(** comment: this one's much better)

321 posted on 09/06/2007 7:14:28 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: AZamericonnie

We were vacationing in Mystic CT and went over to visit the USS Nautilus and the Submarine Museum. What an awesome feeling to actually go aboard the nuclear sub and see what life is like on board! It made me quite proud, though my husband became claustrophobic and had to beat a quick retreat—which amused his father, who had served on the USS Requin.


322 posted on 09/06/2007 7:31:13 AM PDT by ariamne (Proud shieldmaiden of the infidel--never forget, never forgive 9/11)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Thanks.

Question for any USNA grads. I recall that they used to keep a couple of diesel boats in Annapolis back in the early 70’s. What were they using them for?


323 posted on 09/06/2007 7:34:35 AM PDT by Boiler Plate ("Why be difficult, when with a little more effort you can be impossible." - Mom)
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To: AZamericonnie

AWESOME! That’s my old neighborhood! I’ve taken many a tour on the Nautilus with many out-of-town family members and friends. I had almost forgotten about it until now!


324 posted on 09/06/2007 7:39:09 AM PDT by Andonius_99 (There are two sides to every issue. One is right, the other is wrong; but the middle is always evil.)
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To: BIGLOOK

Every submariner that I know would have been willing to keelhaul the entire Walker family, at test depth.


325 posted on 09/06/2007 7:52:49 AM PDT by SmithL (I don't do Barf Alerts, you're old enough to read and decide for yourself)
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To: beachn4fun

An elderly gentleman...
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”
The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really!? Like a newborn baby!?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man said, “What is the name of the restaurant?”
The first man thought and thought and finally said, “What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know... The one that’s red and has thorns.”
“Do you mean a rose?”
“Yes, that’s the one,” replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he! Didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
“I don’t know,” he said. “She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.”

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. “Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?” he asks.
“Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
“Sure.”
“Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?” she asks.
“No, I can remember it.”
“Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so’s not to forget it?”
He says, “I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”
“I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?” she asks.
Irritated, he says, “I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!”
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,
The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
“Where’s my toast ?”

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
“So I hear you’re getting married?”
“Yep!”
“Do I know her?”
“Nope!”
“This woman, is she good looking?”
“Not really.”
“Is she a good cook?”
“Naw, she can’t cook too well.”
“Does she have lots of money?”
“Nope! Poor as a church mouse.”
“Well, then, is she good in bed?”
“I don’t know.”
“Why in the world do you want to marry her then?”
“Because she can still drive!”

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”
The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.”

One more. . !

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”
“No,” he replied, “Arthritis.”


326 posted on 09/06/2007 7:54:42 AM PDT by Sonora
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To: beachn4fun
Good morning, beachy...((HUGS))...
I tried to say Good Morning hours ago, but my computer froze.


327 posted on 09/06/2007 8:26:45 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: GodBlessUSA
wh!!

GB and Booboo.....#300!!


328 posted on 09/06/2007 8:28:08 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: Eye of Unk

Welcome to the Canteen, Eye of Unk....a 52” model? Now that’s an eye catcher. Very cool.


329 posted on 09/06/2007 8:30:13 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: GodBlessUSA

I’m off to work. Have a good day.


330 posted on 09/06/2007 8:30:46 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: beachn4fun
LOL!

331 posted on 09/06/2007 8:35:56 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: Kathy in Alaska
:)

Don't work too hard Ma ;)
332 posted on 09/06/2007 8:37:01 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: GodBlessUSA; beachn4fun; tomkow6

We have a break from the inspection for a while. I have to go back later and see what else they want to look at.


333 posted on 09/06/2007 8:51:54 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The measure of a country is not how many people are wanting to come in, but how many want to leave.)
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To: AZamericonnie

Thanks, AZ, for the red, white, and blue tribute.


334 posted on 09/06/2007 9:11:10 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: beachn4fun
GA, sweetie!

free dixie SMOOCH,sw

335 posted on 09/06/2007 9:18:00 AM PDT by stand watie ("Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God." - T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Sonora

Hiya sugar

336 posted on 09/06/2007 9:21:41 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: Kathy in Alaska
Good morning, Ma. (((HUGS))). Don'tcha just love it when computers do their own thing? NOT!


337 posted on 09/06/2007 9:23:43 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: GodBlessUSA

338 posted on 09/06/2007 9:25:57 AM PDT by Sonora
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To: GodBlessUSA

339 posted on 09/06/2007 9:26:04 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: stand watie

GA, sugar

SMOOCHES back atcha


340 posted on 09/06/2007 9:26:34 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: Sonora

A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment.

“What happened” asked the doctor.

“Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ballgame on TV,” began the man.

“She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron.”

The doctor nodded, “But what happened to the other ear?”

“Well, no sooner had I hung up,” said the man, “when the same guy called again.”


341 posted on 09/06/2007 9:30:21 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: Sonora

A guy is walking from the elevator to his room in a Las Vegas hotel. He sees a blonde at the Coke machine. She is repeatedly putting in coins and pressing a button on the machine. Each time, as a bottle of Coke comes down the chute, she jumps up & down, squealing with excitement.

The guy stops her and asks, “Excuse me, can you tell me what you are doing?”

The blonde replies, “Like, duhhh...I’m WINNING.”


342 posted on 09/06/2007 9:31:16 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: Sonora

Back woods of Arkansas

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.” Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.

“Whoa there Scotty!” said the doctor. “Don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there’s yet another wee one to come.” Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.

“No, no, don’t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man... It seems there’s yet another one besides!” cried the doctor.

The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor. “Do ye think it’s the light that’s attractin’ them?”


343 posted on 09/06/2007 9:35:39 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: beachn4fun

!!!!!!!!


344 posted on 09/06/2007 9:35:58 AM PDT by stand watie ("Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God." - T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Sonora

Redneck’s Chickin’s

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, “chickens.”

“Chickens, eh?” says one guy. “Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?”

“Heck, “ says the guy with the bag, “iffin you guess right, I’ll give you both of ‘em.”

The other scratches his head and guesses, “Um... five?”


345 posted on 09/06/2007 9:36:31 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: GodBlessUSA

mine!!!!


346 posted on 09/06/2007 9:37:38 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: GodBlessUSA

mine!!!!


347 posted on 09/06/2007 9:37:42 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: GodBlessUSA

mine!!!!


348 posted on 09/06/2007 9:37:47 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: GodBlessUSA

mine!!!!


349 posted on 09/06/2007 9:37:50 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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To: GodBlessUSA

mine!!!!


350 posted on 09/06/2007 9:37:51 AM PDT by beachn4fun (“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” ~ George Washington)
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