Posted on 09/13/2007 3:27:45 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside
85 live, 30 frozen cats found in woman's home
Updated: Sep 13, 2007 06:02 PM EDT
HOWARD TOWNSHIP -- A Cass County woman is facing an animal cruelty charge after police found 85 live and 30 frozen cats in her home.
Police used a search warrant to remove the animals from the house in Howard Township.
The 59-year-old homeowner was arrested and posted bond.
Booooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Witch!!
Can’t eat just one ....
“30 frozen cats”
270 lives lost.
Puhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Go with the fresh ones. The freezing them destroys the flavor.
sw
What is it with these cat ladies? Every so often, you hear about them, they have a huge number of cats, they live in filthy conditions—there must be a name for this disorder.
Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.
CHORUS
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boy.
They fry it real crisp in dough.
Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said “Not today. I lost my appetite.
There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight.”
I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys.
And that is when I knew.
CHORUS
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon.
They say that it’s beef or fish or pork
But it’s purrin’ there on my fork.
There’s a hair-ball on my fork.
http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/Humor/Music/cats_in_the_kettle.htm
It’s called Animal Hoarding....................
Does she own a Chinese restaurant?
Hmm...
What a worthless woman.
I wish one of those cats had been the one who cornered the bear up a tree in New Jersey. That cat would have made short work of her.
oh my God....yer killin’ me......bwwhhhahaahahaaa.....
his book with a new... 
edition!
Harry Chapin would be proud!
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