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...you might be a Good Republican!
Bender2 ^ | 9-15-07 | Bender2

Posted on 09/15/2007 7:25:59 AM PDT by Bender2

...you might be a Good Republican!
by Bender2

If you don't want Hillary Clinton spending your money... you might be a Good Republican!

For anyone who ever saw John Sturges classic 1965 comic western, The Hallelujah Trail, they must chuckle whenever they think back on Brian Keith and Burt Lancaster both having that great "...Good Republican..." punchline.

Combined with a small theft from Jeff Foxworthy and in that spirit, I hereby offer up this thread for entertainment purposes only...

As if any thing posted on Free Republic... could not be considered political!


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bender2; humor; irony; satire
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If you realize It Takes a Village is really a cookbook... you might be a Good Republican!
1 posted on 09/15/2007 7:26:07 AM PDT by Bender2
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To: Millee; Allegra; carlr; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; StephenTX; wallcrawlr; Xenalyte; Tatze; ...
If you believe Reverend Jim made more sense than any Liberal... you might be a Good Republican!

If you look at this photo and later realize the girl holding the .50 caliber Barrett Model 99-416 was a blonde... you might be a Good Republican!

If you realize one of the Dems goals is to cloth all animals... you might be a Good Republican!

If you believe we need Joe Friday as the next Attorney General... you might be a Good Republican!

If you understand how Hillary's Universal Health Care Program would really treat Chuck Heston's Alzheimer's... you might be a Good Republican!

If you can look at this photo and understand they were not acting up for the camera... you might be a Good Republican!

If you find Glenn Miller a better musician than any rapper... you might be a Good Republican!

If you find the Sonic TV spots way too gay... you might be a Good Republican!

If you believe this was the last thing Vince Foster ever saw... you might be a Good Republican!

If you look at this Global Warming photo and root for the Polar Bear... you might be a Good Republican!

More to come...

2 posted on 09/15/2007 7:27:23 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

If you’ve ever said “well, yes, that government program might benefit me personally, but it’s still a bad government program that should be abolished” you might be a Republican.


3 posted on 09/15/2007 7:39:19 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: ontap
If you realize this is all Algore learned about gun control in Vietnam... you might be a Good Republican!
4 posted on 09/15/2007 7:40:42 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Our man in washington
If you are not the least bit surprised by this edition of Time:

... you might be a Good Republican!

5 posted on 09/15/2007 7:43:32 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

If you believe lawmakers should actually live under the laws they make... you might be a good Republican.


6 posted on 09/15/2007 7:44:55 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Free commerce is the only just way to redistribute wealth.)
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To: SlowBoat407
If you realize Miss Piggy not only makes more sense than Hillary, she is also slimmer and sexier... you might be a good Republican!
7 posted on 09/15/2007 7:49:19 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2
If you believe in protecting the innocent and punishing the guilty, instead of protecting the guilty and killing the innocent, you might be a good Republican.

If you believe the only good terrorists is a dead terrorist, you might be a good Republican.

8 posted on 09/15/2007 7:49:31 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (http://www.vetsforfreedom.org/)
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To: MNJohnnie
If you understand what really goes on at Move On.Org meetings... you might be a good Republican!
9 posted on 09/15/2007 7:54:55 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

You might be a good Republican if you believe It Takes a Village Idiot to believe anything Hillary says.


10 posted on 09/15/2007 7:57:37 AM PDT by generally (Ask me about FReepers Folding@Home)
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To: Bender2; All

If you believe Dems want to clothe all animals.

Actually, this has been one of the issues turning desert arabs against Al Quada/Taliban. In some areas they were insisting that the tribesmen cover up the shameful parts of sheep or goats.


11 posted on 09/15/2007 7:59:00 AM PDT by gleeaikin
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To: dervish
If you really wish Rummy would have wrung the necks of a few Pentagon reporters... you might be a Good Republican!
12 posted on 09/15/2007 8:00:13 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: MNJohnnie

You might be a good Democrat if you believe that Americans can’t afford to pay for health care, but they CAN afford to pay for health care plus a giant, corrupt, inefficient government bureaucracy to run it.


13 posted on 09/15/2007 8:00:42 AM PDT by generally (Ask me about FReepers Folding@Home)
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To: generally
If you think Nancy Pelosi was a pretty hot babe before she lost her mind and soul... you might be a Good Republican!
14 posted on 09/15/2007 8:03:03 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

You might be a good Republican if you are willing to open your heart and your wallet to help others, but resent having the Democrats pry open your wallet to help themselves.


15 posted on 09/15/2007 8:03:25 AM PDT by generally (Ask me about FReepers Folding@Home)
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To: generally
If you believe one US solider does more to protect your God given rights then all the Journalists in existence combined, you might be a Good Republican.
16 posted on 09/15/2007 8:04:39 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (http://www.vetsforfreedom.org/)
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To: Bender2

If the latest video of Osama reminded you of the Democratic talking points - You might be a good Republican


17 posted on 09/15/2007 8:05:37 AM PDT by ODDITHER
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To: gleeaikin
If you think American would be safer if we had Israeli girls hanging out at our local malls... you might be a Good Republican!
18 posted on 09/15/2007 8:06:10 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: MNJohnnie
If you understand Robert Duvall's character Colonel Kilgore in Apocalypse Now had more military sense than any Dem running for President... you might be a Good Republican!
19 posted on 09/15/2007 8:11:28 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

ping


20 posted on 09/15/2007 8:12:33 AM PDT by Sir Beowolf
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To: generally
If you believe actions have consequences, that the rights of the individual are not trumped by the the emotional whimsy of the many and that the average citizen, working in his own self interest does more to promote the general welfare then all Govt programs combined, you might be a good Republican.
21 posted on 09/15/2007 8:18:29 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (http://www.vetsforfreedom.org/)
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To: ODDITHER
If you believe this was not only a put on act, but it was borderline pornography... you might be a Good Republican!
22 posted on 09/15/2007 8:18:37 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Sir Beowolf
If you know there are folks genuinely concerned about Norman Hsu's health... you might be a Good Republican!
23 posted on 09/15/2007 8:21:35 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

If watching the news on CNN, MSNBC or any of the alphabet networks frequently brings on a desire to shoot hollowpoint bullets at your TV screen, you might be a good Republican!


24 posted on 09/15/2007 8:24:14 AM PDT by Allegra (It's been very, very quiet here for a while...pray that I don't have to change this tagline.)
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To: Allegra
If watching the news on CNN, MSNBC or any of the alphabet networks frequently brings on a desire to shoot hollowpoint bullets at your TV screen, you might be a good Republican!

YOU WIN! That the best one yet!

25 posted on 09/15/2007 8:26:44 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (http://www.vetsforfreedom.org/)
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To: Bender2
If you refuse to vote for NE liberal puke RINO’s....you are a good Republican.
26 posted on 09/15/2007 8:29:45 AM PDT by Beagle8U (FreeRepublic -- One stop shopping ....... Its the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: carlr; Maximus of Texas; wallcrawlr; Tatze; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; null and void; ...
If you are over 60 and would love to know the name of that hot chick in the subway cellphone TV ad, but are too ashamed to ask... you might be a dirty old man yet still a Good Republican!

BTW let me know if you want on... or off this 'Dirty Old Man' ping list

27 posted on 09/15/2007 8:32:37 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Allegra
If, like Allegra, you look really, really hot in your Houston Texans Cheerleader uniform... you might be a Good Republican!

Hi ya, sweetie!

Are you getting all the graphics or should I fax 'em to ya?

BTW Do you want on or off the 'Dirty Old Man' ping list... or shall I start up a 'Dirty Old Broad' ping list for you?

28 posted on 09/15/2007 8:40:02 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: ProCivitas
Sorry, momentary lapse on Richard Kiel...

Yes, that is him from the "To Serve Man" episode of The Twilight Zone

He was in a string of TV Shows and Filcks: The Man from U.N.C.L.E., I Dream of Jeannie, Honey West, My Mother the Car, The Monkees, The Longest Yard (Burt's "He broke my eFing nose!" version), Silver Streak, The Spy Who Loved Me, Force 10 from Navarone, Moonraker and Happy Gilmore among others...

However, did not find him in Jaws but had he been in the film and had the shark ate him, the shark would be full for the next three years and the movie plot over!

29 posted on 09/15/2007 8:56:50 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2
I never knew that was Richard Kiel. Always sort of had a soft spot for him, although as Jaws he really freaked me out.

Enjoyable read, although I have to say I sort of like the Sonic commercials because they're so inane.

30 posted on 09/15/2007 9:40:43 AM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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To: Bender2

Great thread!! :):)


31 posted on 09/15/2007 9:46:05 AM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Bender2

Col. Klink had more military sense than any Dem running for President...


32 posted on 09/15/2007 9:54:25 AM PDT by gc4nra ( this tag line protected by Kimber and the First Amendment (I voted for McClintock))
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To: Bender2
Are you getting all the graphics or should I fax 'em to ya?

I can see the graphics since about 8 p.m. when I logged on to my laptop.

Couldn't see 'em before. :)

33 posted on 09/15/2007 10:02:20 AM PDT by Allegra (It's been very, very quiet here for a while...pray that I don't have to change this tagline.)
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To: RepoGirl
If whenever a Democrat comes on the radio while you are driving you have to put this in the rear window... you might be a Good Republican!

Yes, the current crop of Sonic TV spots are inane... Especially these two guys who come across really, really gay.

Not that... that is anything bad about it, you see!

34 posted on 09/15/2007 10:55:59 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: blackie
If, like Gus, you have a real hankering to shoot once at an educated man... you might be a Good Republican!
35 posted on 09/15/2007 10:58:39 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: gc4nra
If you think Tom Cruise in any uniform, much less this one, is silly as hell... you might be a Good Republican!
36 posted on 09/15/2007 11:01:39 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: TrueKnightGalahad
If you believe electing Hillary would be the first step in making The Alliance a reality... you might be a Good Republican!
37 posted on 09/15/2007 11:08:37 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

If you want to help Ann Coulter procreate......you might be a good Republican.

38 posted on 09/15/2007 11:12:34 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (The Democratic Party will not exist in a few years....we are watching history unfold before us.)
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To: Erik Latranyi

Hmm, I think I’d volunteer to help Ann with anything...


39 posted on 09/15/2007 11:24:05 AM PDT by CodeMasterPhilzar
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To: Erik Latranyi
Re: If you want to help Ann Coulter procreate... you might be a good Republican.

Sorry, Eric. Dick Cheney beats us both...

However,

if you still think the real star of "Tool Time" was... you might be a Good Republican!

40 posted on 09/15/2007 11:25:30 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: CodeMasterPhilzar
Re: Hmm, I think I’d volunteer to help Ann with anything...

Say, Phil, if you are near 60 and really understand the above... I'll add you to the 'Dirty Old Man' ping list.

41 posted on 09/15/2007 11:31:07 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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If you think democrats get their strategic military thinking from Colonel Klink . . you might be a good Republican.
42 posted on 09/15/2007 11:38:09 AM PDT by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)
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To: ChadGore; Millee; Allegra; carlr; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; null and void; Larry Lucido; ...
Quick! Now, tell me... how did Free Republic get my photograph?

I know... nothing, mein Oberst. Nothing!

It was my fault, Colonel. That robot FR operative... said he'd out me to Captain Kirk if I didn't give him your picture.

And he did it without a warrant... didn't he? Oh, those lawless bastards at Free Republic!

Doris! Doris? Doris, come in here! I think that Chinaman... of Hillary's is on the TV. Him and that finger pointing bitch that scares Arnold so.

Breaking News with Kent Brockman... Senator Clinton has issued a note of sympathy to the family of her deceased former fund raiser.

Opps... We now return you to your regular programming.

Hillary, how dumb can you be? He... ain't dead yet!

The tears just flow, David... when I see what a total disaster Katie is with my old news slot!

43 posted on 09/15/2007 1:54:29 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

Good one!! :):)


44 posted on 09/15/2007 2:01:58 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Bender2

A 5’7” actor playing a General who was well over 6’ ~ only in Hollyweird.


45 posted on 09/15/2007 2:04:11 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: blackie
If these two photos do not have to be explained to you... you might be a Good Republican!
46 posted on 09/15/2007 2:10:53 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: blackie
BTW here is Tom... back when he was just a sruggling, young, gay actor.
47 posted on 09/15/2007 2:16:05 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

Do you have the Serenity DVD?


48 posted on 09/15/2007 2:23:13 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Bender2

Ain’ that sweet.


49 posted on 09/15/2007 2:27:29 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Bender2

Bender....Check your mail.


50 posted on 09/15/2007 2:27:50 PM PDT by carlr
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