you might be a Good Republican!Posted on 09/15/2007 7:25:59 AM PDT by Bender2
...you might be a Good Republican!
by Bender2
If you don't want Hillary Clinton spending your money... you might be a Good Republican!
For anyone who ever saw John Sturges classic 1965 comic western, The Hallelujah Trail, they must chuckle whenever they think back on Brian Keith and Burt Lancaster both having that great "...Good Republican..." punchline.
Combined with a small theft from Jeff Foxworthy and in that spirit, I hereby offer up this thread for entertainment purposes only...
As if any thing posted on Free Republic... 
could not be considered political!
Say, Phil, if you are near 60 and really understand the above... 
I'll add you to the 'Dirty Old Man' ping list.
Colonel Klink . . you might be a good Republican.
how did Free Republic get my photograph? I know... 
nothing, mein Oberst. Nothing!
It was my fault, Colonel. That robot FR operative... 
said he'd out me to Captain Kirk if I didn't give him your picture.
And he did it without a warrant... 
didn't he? Oh, those lawless bastards at Free Republic!
Doris! Doris? Doris, come in here! I think that Chinaman... 
of Hillary's is on the TV. Him and that finger pointing bitch that scares Arnold so.
Breaking News with Kent Brockman... 
Senator Clinton has issued a note of sympathy to the family of her deceased former fund raiser.
Opps... 
We now return you to your regular programming.
Hillary, how dumb can you be? He... 
ain't dead yet!
The tears just flow, David... 
when I see what a total disaster Katie is with my old news slot!
Good one!! :):)
A 5’7” actor playing a General who was well over 6’ ~ only in Hollyweird.
you might be a Good Republican!
back when he was just a sruggling, young, gay actor.
Do you have the Serenity DVD?
Ain’ that sweet.
Bender....Check your mail.
Poor old JF’nK, he never did have a clue. *sigh*
“If you believe Reverend Jim made more sense than any Liberal... “
One of the funniest lines ever spoken on TV:
Jim from Taxi: I was arrested once
Tony Danza character: Really, did they get you on drugs
Jim: No, I was already on drugs
Well, I’m still double-digits away from 60... But I do get the comic. So go ahead and add me to the ping list. ;-)
You might be a good Republican if...
You believe there is no way liberal Hollywood will ever make a movie out of Michael Crichton's "State of Fear." Or if they do, they will twist it's message beyond recognition.
If you vote for anyone the GOP trots out because, hey, we don’t want a Democrat to win, do we?
Ancient Chinese Proverb: Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. :-)
Good thread, Bender!
I am glad you brought this unwholesome matter... 
to my attention and I shall take measures to remedy the situation ASAP.
To tell the truth, I’ve been a bad... 
bad boy!
I need to have my shiny metal ass kicked... 
And kicked hard!
I'll... 
do it, Bender.
You are a true pard, Homer... 
But first, go get us a beer.
Exactly. Great point. Anybody can call themselves a "Republican". That and $4.50 will buy you a capuccino latte at Starbucks in Seattle. NYC Mayor/Dictator/King Bloomberg called himself a "Republican" to avoid having to run in the Democratic primaries. All he did was bastardize the brand name.
Enlighten... me on what I need to check out.
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