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...you might be a Good Republican!
Bender2 ^
| 9-15-07
| Bender2
Posted on 09/15/2007 7:25:59 AM PDT by Bender2
...you might be a Good Republican!
by Bender2
If you don't want Hillary Clinton spending your money... you might be a Good Republican!
For anyone who ever saw John Sturges classic 1965 comic western, The Hallelujah Trail, they must chuckle whenever they think back on Brian Keith and Burt Lancaster both having that great "...Good Republican..." punchline.
Combined with a small theft from Jeff Foxworthy and in that spirit, I hereby offer up this thread for entertainment purposes only...
As if any thing posted on Free Republic... could not be considered political!
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bender2; humor; irony; satire
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To: CodeMasterPhilzar
Re:
Hmm, I think Id volunteer to help Ann with anything... Say, Phil, if you are near 60 and really understand the above... I'll add you to the 'Dirty Old Man' ping list.
41
posted on
09/15/2007 11:31:07 AM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: gc4nra
If you think democrats get their strategic military thinking from
Colonel Klink . . you might be a good Republican.
42
posted on
09/15/2007 11:38:09 AM PDT
by
ChadGore
(VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)
To: ChadGore; Millee; Allegra; carlr; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; null and void; Larry Lucido; ...
Quick! Now, tell me...
how did Free Republic get my photograph?
I know... nothing, mein Oberst. Nothing!
It was my fault, Colonel. That robot FR operative... said he'd out me to Captain Kirk if I didn't give him your picture.
And he did it without a warrant... didn't he? Oh, those lawless bastards at Free Republic!
Doris! Doris? Doris, come in here! I think that Chinaman... of Hillary's is on the TV. Him and that finger pointing bitch that scares Arnold so.
Breaking News with Kent Brockman... Senator Clinton has issued a note of sympathy to the family of her deceased former fund raiser.
Opps... We now return you to your regular programming.
Hillary, how dumb can you be? He... ain't dead yet!
The tears just flow, David... when I see what a total disaster Katie is with my old news slot!
43
posted on
09/15/2007 1:54:29 PM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Bender2
44
posted on
09/15/2007 2:01:58 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: Bender2
A 5’7” actor playing a General who was well over 6’ ~ only in Hollyweird.
45
posted on
09/15/2007 2:04:11 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: blackie
If these two photos do not have to be explained to you...
you might be a Good Republican!
46
posted on
09/15/2007 2:10:53 PM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: blackie
BTW here is Tom...
back when he was just a sruggling, young, gay actor.
47
posted on
09/15/2007 2:16:05 PM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Bender2
Do you have the Serenity DVD?
48
posted on
09/15/2007 2:23:13 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: Bender2
49
posted on
09/15/2007 2:27:29 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: Bender2
Bender....Check your mail.
50
posted on
09/15/2007 2:27:50 PM PDT
by
carlr
To: Bender2
Poor old JF’nK, he never did have a clue. *sigh*
51
posted on
09/15/2007 2:38:14 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: Bender2
“If you believe Reverend Jim made more sense than any Liberal... “
One of the funniest lines ever spoken on TV:
Jim from Taxi: I was arrested once
Tony Danza character: Really, did they get you on drugs
Jim: No, I was already on drugs
52
posted on
09/15/2007 7:02:34 PM PDT
by
Eric Blair 2084
(Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
To: Bender2
Well, I’m still double-digits away from 60... But I do get the comic. So go ahead and add me to the ping list. ;-)
To: Bender2
Thought of another one...
You might be a good Republican if...
You believe there is no way liberal Hollywood will ever make a movie out of Michael Crichton's "State of Fear." Or if they do, they will twist it's message beyond recognition.
To: Bender2
If you vote for anyone the GOP trots out because, hey, we don’t want a Democrat to win, do we?
55
posted on
09/15/2007 7:17:07 PM PDT
by
Eagle Eye
(If you agree with Democrats you agree with America's enemies.)
To: CodeMasterPhilzar
So go ahead and add me to the ping list. ;-)Ancient Chinese Proverb: Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. :-)
56
posted on
09/15/2007 7:18:59 PM PDT
by
Eric Blair 2084
(Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
To: Bender2
57
posted on
09/15/2007 7:19:08 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Can we start calling Fred "44" now, please?)
To: carlr; Millee; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; StephenTX; wallcrawlr; Xenalyte; Tatze; MaryFromMichigan; ..
Carl,
I am glad you brought this unwholesome matter... to my attention and I shall take measures to remedy the situation ASAP.
To tell the truth, Ive been a bad... bad boy!
I need to have my shiny metal ass kicked... And kicked hard!
I'll... do it, Bender.
You are a true pard, Homer... But first, go get us a beer.
58
posted on
09/15/2007 7:26:04 PM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Eagle Eye
If you vote for anyone the GOP trots out because, hey, we dont want a Democrat to win, do we?Exactly. Great point. Anybody can call themselves a "Republican". That and $4.50 will buy you a capuccino latte at Starbucks in Seattle. NYC Mayor/Dictator/King Bloomberg called himself a "Republican" to avoid having to run in the Democratic primaries. All he did was bastardize the brand name.
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posted on
09/15/2007 7:28:14 PM PDT
by
Eric Blair 2084
(Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
To: blackie
I rented it when it came out and can get it again through my Netflix account if there is something on it I need to see.
Enlighten... me on what I need to check out.
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posted on
09/15/2007 7:29:29 PM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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