...you might be a Good Republican!

Bender2 ^ | 9-15-07 | Bender2

[Bender2]

...you might be a Good Republican!
by Bender2

If you don't want Hillary Clinton spending your money... you might be a Good Republican!

For anyone who ever saw John Sturges classic 1965 comic western, The Hallelujah Trail, they must chuckle whenever they think back on Brian Keith and Burt Lancaster both having that great "...Good Republican..." punchline.

Combined with a small theft from Jeff Foxworthy and in that spirit, I hereby offer up this thread for entertainment purposes only...

As if any thing posted on Free Republic... could not be considered political!

[Bender2]

If you realize It Takes a Village is really a cookbook... you might be a Good Republican!

[Bender2]

If you believe Reverend Jim made more sense than any Liberal... you might be a Good Republican!

If you look at this photo and later realize the girl holding the .50 caliber Barrett Model 99-416 was a blonde... you might be a Good Republican!

If you realize one of the Dems goals is to cloth all animals... you might be a Good Republican!

If you believe we need Joe Friday as the next Attorney General... you might be a Good Republican!

If you understand how Hillary's Universal Health Care Program would really treat Chuck Heston's Alzheimer's... you might be a Good Republican!

If you can look at this photo and understand they were not acting up for the camera... you might be a Good Republican!

If you find Glenn Miller a better musician than any rapper... you might be a Good Republican!

If you find the Sonic TV spots way too gay... you might be a Good Republican!

If you believe this was the last thing Vince Foster ever saw... you might be a Good Republican!

If you look at this Global Warming photo and root for the Polar Bear... you might be a Good Republican!

More to come...

[Our man in washington]

If you’ve ever said “well, yes, that government program might benefit me personally, but it’s still a bad government program that should be abolished” you might be a Republican.

[Bender2]

If you realize this is all Algore learned about gun control in Vietnam... you might be a Good Republican!

[Bender2]

If you are not the least bit surprised by this edition of Time:

... you might be a Good Republican!

[SlowBoat407]

If you believe lawmakers should actually live under the laws they make... you might be a good Republican.

[Bender2]

If you realize Miss Piggy not only makes more sense than Hillary, she is also slimmer and sexier... you might be a good Republican!

[MNJohnnie]

If you believe in protecting the innocent and punishing the guilty, instead of protecting the guilty and killing the innocent, you might be a good Republican.

If you believe the only good terrorists is a dead terrorist, you might be a good Republican.

[Bender2]

If you understand what really goes on at Move On.Org meetings... you might be a good Republican!

[generally]

You might be a good Republican if you believe It Takes a Village Idiot to believe anything Hillary says.

[gleeaikin]

If you believe Dems want to clothe all animals.

Actually, this has been one of the issues turning desert arabs against Al Quada/Taliban. In some areas they were insisting that the tribesmen cover up the shameful parts of sheep or goats.

[Bender2]

If you really wish Rummy would have wrung the necks of a few Pentagon reporters... you might be a Good Republican!

[generally]

You might be a good Democrat if you believe that Americans can’t afford to pay for health care, but they CAN afford to pay for health care plus a giant, corrupt, inefficient government bureaucracy to run it.

[Bender2]

If you think Nancy Pelosi was a pretty hot babe before she lost her mind and soul... you might be a Good Republican!

[generally]

You might be a good Republican if you are willing to open your heart and your wallet to help others, but resent having the Democrats pry open your wallet to help themselves.

[MNJohnnie]

If you believe one US solider does more to protect your God given rights then all the Journalists in existence combined, you might be a Good Republican.

[ODDITHER]

If the latest video of Osama reminded you of the Democratic talking points - You might be a good Republican

[Bender2]

If you think American would be safer if we had Israeli girls hanging out at our local malls... you might be a Good Republican!

[Bender2]

If you understand Robert Duvall's character Colonel Kilgore in Apocalypse Now had more military sense than any Dem running for President... you might be a Good Republican!

[Sir Beowolf]

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