“You are correct about that, but this one is so poorly written and makes many assumptions that are blatantly false. The reporter should be b*tch-slapped.”
This is entertaining, and a compelling statement on the ineptness and dishonesty of the media. Watch the video clip all the way to the very end for the bloopers. He suggests pretty much the same thing you did in the credits at the end...it’s good for a laugh.
YouTube alternative: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2sAFHBptJE