Hillary Clinton: I'm not a lesbian.

NY Daily News ^

[John Cena]

Hillary Clinton officially declared she's not a lesbian - not that there's anything wrong with that.

During an interview with The Advocate to be published next week, Sean Kennedy, the gay magazine's news and features editor, asked the presidential candidate, "How do you respond to the occasional rumor that you're a lesbian?"

"People say a lot of things about me, so I really don't pay any attention to it," Sen. Clinton (D-N.Y.) replied.

"It's not true, but it is something that I have no control over. People will say what they want to say."

Kennedy told the Daily News he's convinced. "I 100% believe she's a straight, heterosexual woman," he said.

[Pistolshot]

(Insert joke here)

[misterrob]

Where’s the Hillary waving in front of the lesbian sign picture?

[massgopguy]

Heterosexual? That implies she’s had sex in the last 30 years.

[edcoil]

She said: “I did not have sex with that women.”

[Lizavetta]

I don't remember reading anything about her being linked with anyone - man, woman, or Janet Reno.

I don't think she has a sex drive - she gets her thrills from power and politics.

[showme_the_Glory]

She’s still in denial!

[OKSooner]

Somebody’s got that picture...

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

[MrB]

If someone says, “It’s not about the money”,

it’s about the money...

[uncitizen]

All her former female lovers better stay out of Ft. Marcy Park and/or watch their backs from here on out.

[expatguy]

Whao??!! Are you like saying there is something wrong with lesbianism now??

pfffttt... now she is just a hateful bigot.

An American Expat in Southeast Asia

[Senator Goldwater]

That must be a relief to lesbian women.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

And Hillary says, “And I am not a liar either.” to which Mr. Kennedy opines, “I 100% believe her; shes a 10%straight shooter and honest woman.”

[Graybeard58]

[SamKeck]

I’ve met Hillary and IMO if she says that she’s not a lesbian, then she’s either bi-sexual or a liar.

[varon]

but it is something that I have no control over.

Helloooooooooooo

[theDentist]

So, a simple denial is good enough for The Advocate. /sarc

[colonialhk]

She defines it the same way Bill does so there is now way she could.

[Into the Vortex]

She just plays one on tv.

[sono]

[unixfox]

"It's not true, but it is something that I have no control over. People will say what they want to say."

That is until she becomes Ms Prez and decides what you can say.

[Texas Mulerider]

Hadn’t seen that one before. That is excellent, sir!

[RockinRight]

In a reciprocal gesture, Clinton quipped “I think Senator Kennedy is completely, 100% sober.”

[ryan71]

She will destroy herself, just fine. She does not need our help.

In fact, if we help, it will hurt us.

Bust her on her policies, only.

[Jigajog]

In other news, I hear Larry Craig is not gay. It must be true because he said so.

[reagan_fanatic]

"I 100% believe she's a straight, heterosexual woman,"

[rintense]

Ok, but you’re probably a hasbian.

[alicewonders]

If you have to say, “I’m not a lesbian”, then you’re a lesbian.

[Recovering_Democrat]

BEWARE THE CLINTON DOUBLE SPEAK!

During an interview with The Advocate to be published next week, Sean Kennedy, the gay magazine's news and features editor, asked the presidential candidate, "How do you respond to the occasional rumor that you're a lesbian?"

"People say a lot of things about me, so I really don't pay any attention to it," Sen. Clinton (D-N.Y.) replied.

"It's not true, but it is something that I have no control over. People will say what they want to say."

Check the words that are said very, very carefully! Is Mrs. Bill Clinton saying the rumors are not true, or is she saying something else? For instance, is she saying that "a lot of things" said about her are untrue?

I'm not saying the Clintons ever try to parse the language, but sometimes they really try to parse the language.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[NautiNurse]

[wtc911]

Ok, this is twice told but during the late nineties a close business associate I had came from the military where he had spent three years in the Clinton WH as an IT guy. His neighbor was a Secret Service agent assigned to FLOTUS.

He, my associate, was adamant about two things...

1. He, a US Army Officer and WP Grad was instructed to avoid eye contact with or even casual dialogue with Hillary and Chelsea while in the WH.

2. His Secret Service pal spoke often of delivering HRC to afternoon delight sessions in DC where it was understood that she was meeting a woman.

Anyone may take it for what it's worth but I know this man well and I believe him.

[Hornet19]

Amazing, isn’t it? A gay rag being a beard.

[trisham]

Exactly. She never said “No, I am not a lesbian”. One would have expected the word “no” at some point in her response. It appears to me that she is, in effect, lying.

[Aria]

then she’s either bi-sexual or a liar.

Or bisexual AND a liar. She had a baby...and we know she lies...

[alicewonders]

Actually, among democraps - this is actually a selling point. It’s like a twofer. Not only will they get the first woman president - but they will get the first lesbian president. If Obama is on the ticket as well - it becomes a “threefer”.

[Allegra]

Hillary Clinton: I'm not a lesbian.

Yeah, and I don't breathe oxygen.

[MrNeutron1962]

I too would like to say for the record, That I am not a lesbian either.

Wow, I feel empowered now.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[Always Right]

She’s a perfectly normal transgendered heterosexual.

[traditional1]

"man, woman, or Janet Reno"

ROFL !

(Picture Janet Reno and Donna Shalala).

[CJ Wolf]

I'm not gay!

[ulm1]

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[boomop1]

But she is a space alien, with evil intent.

[upchuck]

In other news, Charles Manson continues to adamantly deny he is a murderer.

[detch]

I’ve heard several stories also, but I’m waiting for someone with the cajones to say he/she saw encounters first hand...

[alicewonders]

One would have expected the word “no” at some point in her response. It appears to me that she is, in effect, lying.

If her lips are moving, she is lying/pandering. She doesn't want to say NO and then offend her gay constituency. She doesn't want to say YES and offend those few dems that might be offended by that.

I do think her hatred of men shows loud and clear on her face.

[esopman]

I thought it was pretty common knowlege that she was bisexual.

Mrs. Esopman

[weegee]

Was she tapping her foot in the bathroom again?