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Bill Clinton jokes he might not handle being 'first husband' very well
Comedy Central ^ | Sep 21, 2007 | Comedy Central

Posted on 09/21/2007 1:12:42 PM PDT by Daffynition

"No, I may slit my throat," says former president Bill Clinton last night on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart after being asked how well he might cope with going from leader of the world's remaining superpower to husband of the first woman president.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: briarpatch; clintonlegacy; copresident; hillary; nothirdterm; x42
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1 posted on 09/21/2007 1:12:46 PM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition
I may have to vote for Hillary ...

No. No. A moment of weakeness. Bill's offer is tempting, but I will continue to support Duncan Hunter.

2 posted on 09/21/2007 1:14:59 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
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To: Daffynition

Promises, promises........how about a nice murder/suicide


3 posted on 09/21/2007 1:15:10 PM PDT by wolfcreek (The Status Quo Sucks!)
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To: Daffynition

Well, who am I to say that is wrong?


4 posted on 09/21/2007 1:15:25 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Daffynition

He is forbidden from exercising ANY presidential powers by our Constitution, and I will see to it that he is tossed from the White House if he tries to exercise any “powers” granted him by Hillary Clinton.


5 posted on 09/21/2007 1:16:59 PM PDT by weegee (NO THIRD TERM. America does not need another unconstitutional Clinton co-presidency.)
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To: Daffynition

He didn’t handle being commander in chief very well either.


6 posted on 09/21/2007 1:18:10 PM PDT by Argus ("Don't Tase me bro!")
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To: Argus

He knew his way around a sink and a humidor though...


7 posted on 09/21/2007 1:18:54 PM PDT by weegee (NO THIRD TERM. America does not need another unconstitutional Clinton co-presidency.)
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To: Daffynition
"Slit my throat"

Why wait...Would give Billary a better chance if done before the election..HRC could use it as a campaign promise...
8 posted on 09/21/2007 1:19:17 PM PDT by Fred ("What is it that makes liberals think the best way to help someone is to punish them" FDT)
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To: Daffynition

“Bill Clinton jokes he might not handle being ‘first husband’ very well”

Well, that’s consistent. He was not a very good President either.


9 posted on 09/21/2007 1:19:26 PM PDT by SMARTY ("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus)
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To: Daffynition

I will do all I can to make sure that poor old Bill never faces that crisis.


10 posted on 09/21/2007 1:22:00 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican
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To: Daffynition
If the wife of our President is referred to as the First Lady, perhaps we could call the husband of the President the First Gentleman. Of course, Bill's no gentleman, but then Hillary is no lady, either.
11 posted on 09/21/2007 1:23:23 PM PDT by Route66 (America's Main Street - - - President Fred D. Thompson /"The Constitution means what is says.")
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To: weegee
"...I will see to it that he is tossed from the White House if he tries to exercise any 'powers' granted him by Hillary Clinton."

Just out of curiosity, how will YOU do that?

12 posted on 09/21/2007 1:30:41 PM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Daffynition

He doesn’t have to worry about anything. He’ll never have a reason to live in the White House again.


13 posted on 09/21/2007 1:32:50 PM PDT by NCC-1701 (PUT AN END TO ORGANIZED CRIME. ABOLISH THE I.R.S.)
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To: Daffynition

He wont have too cuz it is NEVER gonna happen.


14 posted on 09/21/2007 1:33:25 PM PDT by VaBthang4 ("He Who Watches Over Israel Will Neither Slumber Nor Sleep")
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15 posted on 09/21/2007 1:35:49 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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Great, give him a sex change operation, put a skirt on him, and let him know how his victims feel!
16 posted on 09/21/2007 1:36:06 PM PDT by Herakles (Diversity is code word for anti-white racism)
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To: Route66

17 posted on 09/21/2007 1:37:06 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

He’ll do his best to screw it up for her.
He hates her and wants to be the only Clinton President.


18 posted on 09/21/2007 1:38:31 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: Daffynition

Prayerfully, he won’t have to worry about it.


19 posted on 09/21/2007 1:40:01 PM PDT by no dems (In the General Election; we must not let America forget that Fidel Castro endorsed Clinton/Obama)
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To: weegee

I think he had the “First Horndog” role down pat.


20 posted on 09/21/2007 1:40:08 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Go Hawks !)
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