Posted on 09/23/2007 7:07:12 AM PDT by Copernicus
That trooper left his loaded gun in her car while having sex, where young children later found it, and also had affairs with two other women.
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Bill Clinton’s now a cop????
Who's going to lay them all; and, which end to which end, to what end?
"Don't ask, don't tell"
This should put a stop to all those Larry Craig jokes!
Best regards,
Sounds like a good sound healthy relationship these days.
Some troopers have been trying to have sex in their patrol cars since the first night they were out on the job.
If they only knew how ridiculous they look in their Smoky Bear trooper hat lunging across the front seat of their car.
Read a story from years ago where a trooper was having sex with a local 17 y/o prostitute in the back seat of his patrol car. He had taken his pants off and left them on the ground outside the car. Two kids snuck up and kicked the back door closed, locking the two in the back. They then called the sherrif.
Where I used to work, a female security guard left her gun in the stall in the lady’s room. It was never seen again.
I understand once it enters the bloodstream it's all over.
"Where can I get me one of them State Trooper permits?"
My long, long time ago (they’re all dead now) CHP neighbor (pre-Smokey hats, even) didn’t bother with the seat...he draped her across the hood, out in the brush.
Little did he know that her husband, a Forest Service Ranger, was parked on the opposite mountainside, and had his binoculars with him....
“Who’s going to lay them all; and, which end to which end, to what end?”
hmmm thats a tough one. Paris or Britney is my guess.
Lots of people have sex in the office, and a trooper’s car is his office really. The question is did the trooper radio in he was taking his break and was unavailable for calls, or was he still on the clock.
btw Badge Bunnies love cops and can be very persistant.
Right?
Absolutely.
I have heard Herpes is a lifelong gift that keeps on giving.
Best regards,
OK, now I am dying to hear from the “Cops do no wrong” crowd. I’m sure there is a tortured excuse for this. People? People?
We get what we pay for. Given the low salaries offered to cops, we can't expect high quality.
So we have armed children having affairs with women?
I'm not buying that. I do not see a corresponding mediocrity in the US military in spite of low pay. The real problem is in the selection process and criteria and in the local command and control. When the police and civil management start getting fined, fired, and jailed for the actions of their subordinates, like the military, we will see better rank and file level performance.
Is that why they’re all dead now?
and the rest of the story is ......?
No, but it was close. The ranger arrived on the scene before they finished the dirty deed. The cop had just barely enough brains to keep his weapons out of it.
Chippy was reassigned. He MIGHT be alive, but I’ve heard he wasn’t.
Wife was divorced, lost custody of their kids, and moved out of the area; last I heard, she had died about 15-20 years ago.
Ranger died of cancer several years later, and had a campground named for him.
This happened back about 1958, when I was in 6th grade. My oldest brother worked at the same Forest Service fire station as the ranger.
My best buddy’s dad was the Chippy’s landlord.
It was a VERY small community.
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