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Caption this Photo - Dick Morris meets Fred Thompson
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Posted on 09/24/2007 1:34:10 PM PDT by Fred



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dick; fredthompson; morris; toelickernlawnorder
Please, Fred, can I have a job, pretty pleeezzzz, I promise not to leak to Rudy or Hillary (fingers crossed behind back), pleezze pretty pleeze
1 posted on 09/24/2007 1:34:14 PM PDT by Fred
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To: Fred

Fred meets Mr. Toes.


2 posted on 09/24/2007 1:35:18 PM PDT by Loyal Buckeye
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To: Fred

Wow, what a small Dick that is.


3 posted on 09/24/2007 1:35:18 PM PDT by rintense (I'm 4 Thompson!)
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To: Fred

Well well ...you really are just a little Dick now arent you?

no pun intended ....grins.


4 posted on 09/24/2007 1:35:52 PM PDT by donnab
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To: Fred

“Size twelve, why do you ask?”


5 posted on 09/24/2007 1:35:54 PM PDT by Shermy
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To: Fred

Fred saying to shrimp... why are you such a dweeb?


6 posted on 09/24/2007 1:36:10 PM PDT by JFC
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To: Fred

Now they make me shake hands with tiny gnats.


7 posted on 09/24/2007 1:36:42 PM PDT by Prokopton
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To: Fred

Jeri’s adorable and Fred’s no slouch. Dick needs to diet.


8 posted on 09/24/2007 1:37:05 PM PDT by hershey
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To: Fred

“My wife told me you were a little Dick.”


9 posted on 09/24/2007 1:37:29 PM PDT by eastsider
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To: Fred

The more amusing part picture is the polite, but clearly disgusted Mrs. Thompson in the background.

She has the look of a lady looking at a loser said lady knows visits whores, but she is too polite to mention it to the loser.


10 posted on 09/24/2007 1:38:40 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Fred Thompson)
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To: Fred
Damn, they weren’t kidden when they said work’n for the Clintons will stunt your growth.
11 posted on 09/24/2007 1:38:50 PM PDT by LoneStarGI
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To: Fred; SpinnerWebb

“I’ve crapped things bigger than you are Mr. Morris”


12 posted on 09/24/2007 1:38:58 PM PDT by tx_eggman (ManBearPig '08)
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To: Fred
I have no time for your lies about Hillary winning, Wormtongue.
13 posted on 09/24/2007 1:39:21 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (May the heirs of Charles Martel and Jan Sobieski rise up again to defend Europe.)
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To: Fred

Is Dick Morris sitting?


14 posted on 09/24/2007 1:39:33 PM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: Fred

Why is Rip Taylor in the backgound? is a much better question


15 posted on 09/24/2007 1:41:39 PM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: Fred

(Dick) - "Don't get wise with me, Fred. To my right is my body guard, Rip Taylor!"

17 posted on 09/24/2007 1:42:36 PM PDT by llevrok (Will the the illegals here continue North now that the Loonie is worth more than the Buck?)
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To: Fred
Keep in mind, Dick Morris has been one of the most persistent critics of the Cintons, and especially Hillary. He knows where the bones are buried.

.

18 posted on 09/24/2007 1:43:08 PM PDT by OESY
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To: OESY

Morris is all about Morris.

Morris wants Clinton to get elected so he can sell another book bad mouthing her.

If she loses, he’s out his meal ticket.


19 posted on 09/24/2007 1:44:19 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Fred Thompson)
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To: Fred
I have often thought that the foot-fetish guy in the movie "Mr. Deeds" was based on Dick Morris.


20 posted on 09/24/2007 1:44:34 PM PDT by capt. norm (Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
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To: Fred

“Can I suck on Jeri’s toes?”


21 posted on 09/24/2007 1:47:24 PM PDT by Sir Hailstone (There's no need to fear! FRED IS HERE!!!! [http://digitalfarmers.blogspot.com])
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To: llevrok
...(Dick) - "Don't get wise with me, Fred. To my right is my body guard, Rip Taylor!" ...

LOL!! He looks just like him.

22 posted on 09/24/2007 1:47:30 PM PDT by FReepaholic (A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.)
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To: Fred

Fred's starting to look a little too familiar... ;)

23 posted on 09/24/2007 1:48:11 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: capt. norm

Thompson: I’d shake your hand, but I’m not fond of queers.


24 posted on 09/24/2007 1:49:49 PM PDT by Blue Highway
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To: Fred

Hey Fred would you like to check my feet......puleeeese!!!!


25 posted on 09/24/2007 1:53:42 PM PDT by kenmcg
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To: MeanWestTexan
Morris wants Clinton to get elected so he can sell another book bad mouthing her.

You can't really believe that. He despises her, probably thinks she is responsible for his toe thing becoming public.

Am looking forward to his anti-Hillary movie.

26 posted on 09/24/2007 1:55:00 PM PDT by freespirited (All great truths begin as blasphemies. -- George Bernard Shaw)
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To: Fred

"..ah..ah..what size show does your lovely wife wear?"

27 posted on 09/24/2007 1:58:11 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
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To: Fred; SevenofNine

28 posted on 09/24/2007 2:00:38 PM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: Fred

Well, Mr. Morris, you think I am a jackass. You may be right. I think you are a toe-sucking little pervert who worked for another pervert—and you know I am right. But let’s look at the common ground. You and I both believe Hillary is bad for America. Have a great day, (whispered) you little twerp! And don’t forget to take your booster seat to the O’Reilly factor.


29 posted on 09/24/2007 2:05:29 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: freespirited

I do believe that.

His animosity is contrived (like everything about the man) to be relevant and important — and sell books, movies, get on TV, whatever.

I can just look at the soft little man and see he’s just in it for himself.


30 posted on 09/24/2007 2:07:14 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Fred Thompson)
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To: Fred

Thompson: “Soooo, this is what a troll looks like!”


31 posted on 09/24/2007 2:09:28 PM PDT by sappy
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To: Fred

32 posted on 09/24/2007 2:09:45 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Ron Paul put the cuckoo in my Cocoa Puffs)
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To: Fred

Fred’s look at the toe sucker: “I eat you for lunch”.


33 posted on 09/24/2007 2:11:04 PM PDT by mmanager (Fred is choosing the field for battle and he likes the view.)
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To: llevrok

Rip Taylor will suffocate you with confetti!LOL!


34 posted on 09/24/2007 2:15:56 PM PDT by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: Fred

Why, Helloooooo down there little man...


35 posted on 09/24/2007 2:16:31 PM PDT by tina07
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To: rintense

LOL!


36 posted on 09/24/2007 2:16:53 PM PDT by tina07
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To: Fred

Some photos don’t need a caption...


37 posted on 09/24/2007 2:17:23 PM PDT by ejonesie22 (I don't use a sarcasm tag, it kills the effect...)
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To: Fred

Fred:

You know what they say about short people with small toes, don’t you, Mr. Morris?

Hint: It has to do with your first name. No, not Richard.


38 posted on 09/24/2007 2:20:09 PM PDT by jmyrlefuller
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To: Calpernia
Is Dick Morris sitting?

No, he's standing on a chair...

39 posted on 09/24/2007 2:26:17 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Thompson for President: 2008, 2012: Jindal for President 2016, 2020)
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To: All

Thompson: “Dick, you look like one of the corpses we used in the 17th season opener of Law and Order”


40 posted on 09/24/2007 2:44:58 PM PDT by UCFRoadWarrior (FantasyCollegeBlitz.com)
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To: Fred

Grow up Dick. Where’s your elevators?

Does sucking toes increase your height?

Did you ask Arafat for increased height lessons?


41 posted on 09/24/2007 2:49:54 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Moveon is not us...... Moveon is the enemy)
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To: Fred
Is Hillary(!) taller than Morris?

This is just of preview of how Fred will look next to Her Heinous during the debates.

Of course, She Who Must be Obeyed will probably cry to the media about how mean ole Fred cruelly invaded her personal space (we all know that is a bubble five miles wide and stretching up to infinity) and hurt her delicate, womanly feelings.

42 posted on 09/24/2007 3:04:04 PM PDT by Martin Tell ("It is the right, good old way you are in: keep in it.")
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To: Fred

Fred shoulda head-butted him...


43 posted on 09/24/2007 3:07:05 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts...)
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To: Fred

What’s Ken Starr doing there?


44 posted on 09/24/2007 3:07:45 PM PDT by petercooper ("Daisy-cutters trump a wiretap anytime." - Nicole Gelinas - 02-10-04)
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To: Fred

Hey FredHead, meet DickHead!


45 posted on 09/24/2007 3:10:13 PM PDT by Reagan Man (FUHGETTABOUTIT Rudy....... Conservatives don't vote for liberals!)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

I never saw him before. He is a disturbing looking character.


46 posted on 09/24/2007 3:45:29 PM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: Fred

"I thought you chocolate factory guys were all orange..."

47 posted on 09/24/2007 3:53:46 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Fred

Fred, Fred, Fred. So sorry about that little OpEd on the TheHill.com where I said you were in over your head. Clearly, you’re way over everyone else’s head including mine. Please don’t hurt me.


48 posted on 09/24/2007 10:20:56 PM PDT by Rockitz (This isn't rocket science- Follow the money and you'll find the truth.)
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To: Rockitz

“Dance, monkey, dance.”


49 posted on 09/24/2007 10:34:35 PM PDT by budwiesest (Refresing as the land of sky-blue waters.)
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To: Doogle
Fred: I liked you and Danny DeVito and Dennis Kucinich in the Wizard of Oz. You Munchkins were really cute, or, were you one of the flying monkeys?
50 posted on 09/24/2007 10:50:11 PM PDT by fish hawk (The religion of Darwinism = Monkey Intellect)
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