Caption this Photo - Dick Morris meets Fred Thompson

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[Fred]

Please, Fred, can I have a job, pretty pleeezzzz, I promise not to leak to Rudy or Hillary (fingers crossed behind back), pleezze pretty pleeze

[Loyal Buckeye]

Fred meets Mr. Toes.

[rintense]

Wow, what a small Dick that is.

[donnab]

Well well ...you really are just a little Dick now arent you?

no pun intended ....grins.

[Shermy]

“Size twelve, why do you ask?”

[JFC]

Fred saying to shrimp... why are you such a dweeb?

[Prokopton]

Now they make me shake hands with tiny gnats.

[hershey]

Jeri’s adorable and Fred’s no slouch. Dick needs to diet.

[eastsider]

“My wife told me you were a little Dick.”

[MeanWestTexan]

The more amusing part picture is the polite, but clearly disgusted Mrs. Thompson in the background.

She has the look of a lady looking at a loser said lady knows visits whores, but she is too polite to mention it to the loser.

[LoneStarGI]

Damn, they weren’t kidden when they said work’n for the Clintons will stunt your growth.

[tx_eggman]

“I’ve crapped things bigger than you are Mr. Morris”

[KarlInOhio]

I have no time for your lies about Hillary winning, Wormtongue.

[Calpernia]

Is Dick Morris sitting?

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Why is Rip Taylor in the backgound? is a much better question

[llevrok]

(Dick) - "Don't get wise with me, Fred. To my right is my body guard, Rip Taylor!"

[OESY]

Keep in mind, Dick Morris has been one of the most persistent critics of the Cintons, and especially Hillary. He knows where the bones are buried.

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[MeanWestTexan]

Morris is all about Morris.

Morris wants Clinton to get elected so he can sell another book bad mouthing her.

If she loses, he’s out his meal ticket.

[capt. norm]

I have often thought that the foot-fetish guy in the movie "Mr. Deeds" was based on Dick Morris.

[Sir Hailstone]

“Can I suck on Jeri’s toes?”

[FReepaholic]

...(Dick) - "Don't get wise with me, Fred. To my right is my body guard, Rip Taylor!" ...

LOL!! He looks just like him.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Fred's starting to look a little too familiar... ;)

[Blue Highway]

Thompson: I’d shake your hand, but I’m not fond of queers.

[kenmcg]

Hey Fred would you like to check my feet......puleeeese!!!!

[freespirited]

Morris wants Clinton to get elected so he can sell another book bad mouthing her.

You can't really believe that. He despises her, probably thinks she is responsible for his toe thing becoming public.

Am looking forward to his anti-Hillary movie.

[Doogle]

"..ah..ah..what size show does your lovely wife wear?"

[monkapotamus]

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Well, Mr. Morris, you think I am a jackass. You may be right. I think you are a toe-sucking little pervert who worked for another pervert—and you know I am right. But let’s look at the common ground. You and I both believe Hillary is bad for America. Have a great day, (whispered) you little twerp! And don’t forget to take your booster seat to the O’Reilly factor.

[MeanWestTexan]

I do believe that.

His animosity is contrived (like everything about the man) to be relevant and important — and sell books, movies, get on TV, whatever.

I can just look at the soft little man and see he’s just in it for himself.

[sappy]

Thompson: “Soooo, this is what a troll looks like!”

[reagan_fanatic]

[mmanager]

Fred’s look at the toe sucker: “I eat you for lunch”.

[lexington minuteman 1775]

Rip Taylor will suffocate you with confetti!LOL!

[tina07]

Why, Helloooooo down there little man...

[tina07]

LOL!

[ejonesie22]

Some photos don’t need a caption...

[jmyrlefuller]

Fred:

You know what they say about short people with small toes, don’t you, Mr. Morris?

Hint: It has to do with your first name. No, not Richard.

[GreenLanternCorps]

Is Dick Morris sitting?

No, he's standing on a chair...

[UCFRoadWarrior]

Thompson: “Dick, you look like one of the corpses we used in the 17th season opener of Law and Order”

[bert]

Grow up Dick. Where’s your elevators?

Does sucking toes increase your height?

Did you ask Arafat for increased height lessons?

[Martin Tell]

Is Hillary(!) taller than Morris?

This is just of preview of how Fred will look next to Her Heinous during the debates.

Of course, She Who Must be Obeyed will probably cry to the media about how mean ole Fred cruelly invaded her personal space (we all know that is a bubble five miles wide and stretching up to infinity) and hurt her delicate, womanly feelings.

[Bean Counter]

Fred shoulda head-butted him...

[petercooper]

What’s Ken Starr doing there?

[Reagan Man]

Hey FredHead, meet DickHead!

[Calpernia]

I never saw him before. He is a disturbing looking character.

[Caipirabob]

"I thought you chocolate factory guys were all orange..."

[Rockitz]

Fred, Fred, Fred. So sorry about that little OpEd on the TheHill.com where I said you were in over your head. Clearly, you’re way over everyone else’s head including mine. Please don’t hurt me.

[budwiesest]

“Dance, monkey, dance.”

[fish hawk]

Fred: I liked you and Danny DeVito and Dennis Kucinich in the Wizard of Oz. You Munchkins were really cute, or, were you one of the flying monkeys?