Bill Clinton: Hillary wants me to restore image of US

Guardian Unlimited ^ | October 5, 2007 | Oliver Burkeman

[AmericanMade1776]

If Hillary Clinton wins the US presidency, Bill Clinton will be given the job of repairing America's damaged international reputation, the former president tells the Guardian in an interview today. Mr Clinton, 61, reveals that his wife has said she would ask him to "go out and immediately restore America's standing, go out and tell people America was open for business and cooperation again" after eight years marked by unilateralist policies that have "enrage[d] the world".

For the first time in his political life, Mr Clinton says, "ordinary US voters in the heartlands are concerned about who would be most likely to restore America's standing in the world" in the wake of the Iraq war, lack of action on climate change and other policies.

[AmericanMade1776]

Sometimes I wonder what the sky likes like in the Clinton's Universe.

[AmericanMade1776]

Ms Clinton’s presidential campaign is looking stronger than ever. One recent poll shows the New York senator opening up a 33% lead over her closest contender for the Democratic nomination, Barack Obama, and a Washington Post/ABC News poll released yesterday suggested she would beat the Republican frontrunner, former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani, by a 51-43% margin in an election.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2184177,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront

[Tanniker Smith]

Okay, Bill, so leave.

[Jaguarmike]

Respect? Where’s he going to start...with Amsterdam’s Red Light District?

[Doc Savage]

Bill, you mean kill yourself?????????? OK, go ahead! You have my blessing.

[RDTF]

The UN Ambassador? Sec of State?

I am feeling ill.

[Shermy]

Translation:

He’s going to provide cover for Hillary’s deal with the financial firms to institute international carbon trading.
That’s what “action on climate change” is code words for in Britain.

[kittymyrib]

LOL...this pathetic buffoon doesn’t know that the entire world was laughing at him and his stupid wife who was “the last to know.” It is a disgrace that they and the scum they ran with infested the White House for eight years. That the voters of the USA would even think of returning these criminals to office sickens me.

[traditional1]

"Bill Clinton will be given the job of repairing America's damaged international reputation"

He's going to dismantle the Soros-Democrat Party?

[AmericanMade1776]

Bubba , the book pimp,doesn't pick up on the message "written on the wall" Dubya, Dubya, Dubya, Dubya...

[Wolverine]

Wait till these get put on...

[RDTF]

lol!

[Paladin2]

"action on climate change"

Slick's always lookin' for the action.

[Northern Yankee]

Don't believe it.

Remember how they thought Dukakis was going to run away with the election against Reagan?

Too damned early.

[dennisw]

This is sick demented shit and I hope Bill keeps mouthing off like this

[traditional1]

"lack of action on climate change"

Oh yeah; that crapola is right at the TOP of my list of priorities.

The Clintons believe the world revolves around them, and, therefor, they are best able to "change the climate".

They will take us to 3rd world status OVERNITE!

[Wolverine]

Bill Clinton to open Intern Academy, Monica to guest lecture.

[Darkwolf377]

If you want to restore America’s image, Bill, move someplace else.

[Florida native]

Bill Clinton: Hillary wants me to restore image of US

Dear Bill,

"Kiss our collective behinds!"

Signed,

Real Americans

[AmericanMade1776]

dennisw wrote: This is sick demented shit and I hope Bill keeps mouthing off like this

De "nial" isn't just a river in Egypt...The Clintons seem to think their past has left them.

[bmwcyle]

The image that a BJ is not sex.

[Rodm]

That’s a crock of bull.

[AmericanMade1776]

Northern Yankee wrote: Remember how they thought Dukakis was going to run away with the election against Reagan?

I do, and I think the Hillary nomination of the Democratic Party will be of the Dukasis kind.

[RckyRaCoCo]

And we want to restore patriotism back to THIS country so give’em both a one-way ticket to some envious/anti-American toadstool that loves them and get them both the hell out of here.

[Miss Didi]

Rush did an excellent segment today on the "not so inevitable" Madame President:

Rush: The dirty little secret, though, that nobody's talking about is a Celinda Lake poll. She's half of the Battleground poll, and they are very worried. There are 31 swing congressional districts out there where she doesn't run well. She might win the state that those districts are in, but she might be a drag on a Democrat incumbent in that district, and there are 31 of them. That's a significant number. The Democrats are very worried about that. In addition, there are some candidates in the Democrat Party who are telling the DNC, "Don't send her to campaign. I don't want to run with her, coming out and campaign for her." Her negatives are sky high. For somebody who's inevitably going to be the next president, 49%, she is, as Karl Rove said, fatally flawed. Yet the conventional wisdom is, just get these Democrat primaries over, cancel 'em, put Mrs. Clinton as the nominee right now, let's save everybody some money because she's the next president anyway. It ain't the case.

Let's go back to one of the previous stories, and that is the white male vote. Okay, you have the white male vote, Democrats have lost it, a majority for quite a few years. You have the Democrats all concerned about whether people are going to vote for Hillary, women, blacks, will they vote for a woman president or a black president and so forth. They are worried about this stuff and you contrast this with this era of inevitability we seem to be in where Mrs. Clinton is already anointed as the nominee and practically anointed as the president in 2008. Now, on this business about white southern males abandoning the Democrat Party, this is why it is important, ladies and gentlemen, to continue to characterize Mrs. Clinton as a woman that reminds you of your first wife, maybe your first and second wives, Nurse Ratched or what have you. Point is, let's 'em focus on their race and their female issues and whether people will vote for a black or a woman, because I don't think there's any doubt on. I think it's about policy and issues. It always is. This is what the Democrats don't get because they can't be honest about their policies. They can't be honest about their issues. They would die politically if they ever told anybody what their real plans are. So they get distracted and all this other stuff. The real question is whether or not the people of this country in 2008 want to elect a socialist president who will install a socialist government.

Democrats Aren't Majority Party, and Mrs. Clinton Is Not Inevitable

[FlingWingFlyer]

Bill Clinton: Hillary wants me to restore image of US

ROTFLMAO!!! With who? 21 year old interns? Gimme a break Slick!

[AmericanMade1776]

Rodm wrote: That’s a crock of bull.

you are not kidding, during the Clinton years who will ever forget how much bull was dished out... it was called the "pile higher and deeper" adminstration.... who can forget the cans of Lysol that were sent to the White House when President Bush won the presidency ..just to get the stink out from all of the Bull ...crap.

[denydenydeny]

America was so beloved in the world during Clinton’s administration that Mohamed Atta and his friends came here to attend flight school.

I ask you, is that beloved or is that beloved?

[2111USMC]

"tell people America was open for business and cooperation again"

The ChiComs gotta be drooling over this. (Unless Bill already sold them everything we have.)

[Doogle]

LIAR

[SoldierDad]

Restore the image of the U.S. to . . . what it was after his antics in the White House? Way to go Hillary. Support your husbands infidelities.

[Viking2002]

'Bill Clinton: Hillary wants me to restore image of US '

Listen up, Bent One, eight more years of you and Broomhillary meddling with mainstream culture would do little more than finish Balkanizing what used to be a United States of America. We'd have an enclave of depraved faggotry running amok on the Left Coast, Marxist dirt worshipers running New England like a hippie commune, Muzzie bomb-throwers imposing sharia law in the Great Lakes region, nobody below the Great Plains would understand a frigging word of The Queen's English, and what's left of a once-great society would be garrisoned south of the Potomac.

No thanks - you and your ilk have done so much damage to the Republic in the last fifteen years, it'll already take us until The Second Coming to unf*ck ourselves.

[Finalapproach29er]

Not only is he a pig, but he insults us by presuming we don’t remember is undignified behavior.

He is a bastard- both literaly and otherwise. I hate their corrupt methods and their dirty conduct.

[Will88]

“For the first time in his political life, Mr Clinton says, “ordinary US voters in the heartlands are concerned about who would be most likely to restore America’s standing in the world” in the wake of the Iraq war, lack of action on climate change and other policies.”

Oh, sure Slick, Americans in the Midwest and South are losing sleep at night worrying about what the rest of the world thinks of us.

“Soon after they met, he says, he suggested they split up so that both could enter politics. But she told him: “You know, it’s just not my thing ... I don’t know if people would ever want to vote for me. I’m just too outspoken.”

Yeah, and you started riding in the back of the bus in Arkansas when you heard about Rosa Parks, and you remember all those church burnings in Arkansas (there were none), oh yeah, Hillary’s story about how Chelsea had just jogged around the WTC not long before the first plane hit (Chelsea was blocks away in bed).

Just a few oldies but goodies from Slick and Hill. Now we have another one, and I’m sure there’ll be more.

There are other stories floating around about how you two agreed you’d both run for president while still in college.

[maine-iac7]

Sounds like she just wants him outta town - WAY outta town...

It's amazing what some people can say with a straight face...

[txroadkill]

Ditto

[doc1019]

I believe that the old computer acronym GIGO (garbage in, garbage out) applies to the Klinton White House … and we want to repeat this?

[Finalapproach29er]

Correction:

He may not be a bastard; he just acts like one. I stand corrected.

[Rb ver. 2.0]

In the last Clinton administration school children were introduced to oral sex. This time Bill will get the chance to introduce them to full sexual intercourse and who knows when Hillary will come out of the closet.

[SkyPilot]

A Rapist and Marxist Lesbian?

If that is what America elects, then it is time for God to unleash Hell on earth, because there is not a good nation left.

Let the Anti-Christ come, because King Jesus will defeat him - forever.

[AmericanMade1776]

CHEAT

Others include: Elizabeth Ward Gracen, 37 a former Miss America, told the New York Daily News on March 31 1998 that she had had consensual sex with Mr Clinton in 1982. Her statement followed allegations that the President, then Governor of Arkansas, had forced her to have sex with him.

Sally Perdue, a former Miss Arkansas, who has alleged that she had a sexual relationship with Mr Clinton in 1983. She said that the Arkansas state troopers used to escort him to her house and then wait outside while the two were meeting.

Finally Dolly Kyle Browning, an old friend of Mr Clinton's from Arkansas has also said she had an affair with him. She claims he tried to start up another relationship with her in 1994.

[Maceman]

Mr Clinton, 61, reveals that his wife has said she would ask him to "go out and immediately restore America's standing, go out and tell people America THE WHITE HOUSE was open for business and cooperation again"

[2111USMC]

Man, that’s a great rant!

You oughta copyright it (or bottle it, or somethin’)!

[God luvs America]

what image was that??? the one where America is a punching bag for terrorists and never fights back???

[maine-iac7]

and his stupid wife who was “the last to know.”

I suspicion she knew about his liaisons and didn't care as long as left her alone...and didn't get caught.

Their 'marriage' seems to fit the definition of a marriage of convenience - this one for political gain.

I still wonder if she isn't the equivalent of a KGB Handler for Bill - until she could rise to the position she's now in, to run for president.

Should she, shudder, get in, Bill may not be needed any longer. He may 'suffer' a heart attack. I'd be watching my back, were I him.

(Would that just be a case of poetic justice? ...at least half of it?)

[LibLieSlayer]

The ONLY IMAGE that ‘toon will project is the image of popping a cork on a blue dress.

LLS

[Snoopers-868th]

OMG. I need a full wetsuit to wade into that pile of $hit.

[IronJack]

Bill Clinton: Hillary wants me to restore image of US

One word Bill: sepuku.

[AmericanMade1776]

I believe it was Obama’s wife who said, How can she run the country, when she can not even run her own house. And On this I salute Mrs. Obama.

[Alissa]

Don’t have the image, but the parade in Europe and Clinton is groping the Statue of Liberty!