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A young bull moose looks over his new enclosure on the Cannonball Ranch in southern Morton County, N.D., Wednesday, Oct. 3, 2007. Ranch Manager Ernie Fisher noticed a broken fence earlier in the day and later on discovered the bull moose in the cow pens with the cattle. Fischer said it was difficult to get the young bull moose away from the cattle, and workers put it in a separate corral until it could be released. (AP Photo/Bismarck Tribune, Will Kincaid)


1 posted on 10/04/2007 9:01:32 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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Reminds me what granpappy used to say.. You can keep a bull moose out of the shower but it’s another thing keeping them out of the herd.


2 posted on 10/04/2007 9:03:11 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE’s toll-free tip hotline—1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRget!!!)
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To: NormsRevenge

Anybody see my sister???

.....Bob


3 posted on 10/04/2007 9:03:57 PM PDT by Lokibob (Some people are like slinkys. Useless, but if you throw them down the stairs, you smile.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Send him to Iran. They don’t have any confusion there.


4 posted on 10/04/2007 9:05:47 PM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
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To: NormsRevenge

Harry Reid thinks he is a Senator when actually he is a horses ass. No explaining these things.


5 posted on 10/04/2007 9:07:56 PM PDT by jwalsh07
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To: NormsRevenge
Confused moose thinks he's a cow

In a related story, this cow thinks it's a CNN political correspondent.

Ouch.

6 posted on 10/04/2007 9:08:20 PM PDT by jdm
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To: NormsRevenge

Send him to San Francisco. He’ll fit right in.


7 posted on 10/04/2007 9:12:11 PM PDT by AZLiberty (President Fred -- I like the sound of it.)
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To: NormsRevenge

He was just looking for some cheese.


8 posted on 10/04/2007 9:14:06 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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To: NormsRevenge

Another sexually confused moose-slim. Err... I mean slim moose.


10 posted on 10/04/2007 9:40:08 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ("It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: NormsRevenge; AZLiberty; Hoosier-Daddy
"Bull moose in the cow pens" alert!

Call out the gay-lesbian-whatever crew:

This so-called "bull" moose is actually a pre-operative transgendered male moose and is just suing for the right to go to the bathroom with the females.

The moose was quoted as saying, "I'm no longer Bruce the moose. I wish to be called Brucine.... You bitch."

12 posted on 10/04/2007 10:36:07 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: NormsRevenge
Looking for love in all the wrong places....

Could be some interesting hybrids around come calving season...

14 posted on 10/05/2007 12:49:05 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: NormsRevenge

Moo moo moose!?


16 posted on 10/05/2007 1:01:54 AM PDT by Wiz
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To: NormsRevenge
You may remember in 1987, a bull moose stayed on a farm in Shrewsbury, VT 76 days to woo the affections of a Hereford cow. It captured international media attention for quite some time. A charming children's book was written about it:


17 posted on 10/05/2007 1:35:48 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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"Confused moose thinks he's a cow"

He? I'll say he's confused if he thinks HE's a COW.

The generic term for Cows Bulls and Steers is Kine. It's archaic but it's more accurate than calling a he a cow.

18 posted on 10/05/2007 2:09:08 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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